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Schmandle

@schmandle.bsky.social
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Fat Dad. Warhammer 40K. Guitars. Other stuff. Any photos I post (not repost) are taken by me. Inshallah, Free Palestine.

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That self belief is important. Keep trying and you will get there
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You made him give the drill away!?!?
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Rainn Wilson Crying and Facepalming
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tell me you wished you could marry your sister without telling me you wished you could marry your sister
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Show her that you e worked it out by buying a little miss sunshine mug and then using that to make her tea next time your mad at her
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Butterfly’s dont swim dude
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought he already built that wall
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You could do doggy paddle or the one where you use your legs like a mermaid/man
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Then what’s left? Doggy paddle
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s entertainment opportunities in bringing back the death penalty the masked executioner The Xecutioner factor The Chase (to execute) Gladiators Is it (poisoned) Cake Chopping blockbusters Pointless (existence) Richard osmans house of deadly games
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And when lions aren’t sleeping the are having lots of gay sex
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was Jason donavan
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fess: your manager says that to everyone
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s subtracted the stock not multiplied it by 0 Zero is an imaginary number, let us remember. Like minus 1
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Office Kevin: It's Too Much Cuteness
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEGG1NG
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You went for a job and a jobbie in the same hour
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jelous much
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And why put the sheet o er you to sleep??? No one sleeps like that
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still think rob becket is a traitor
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m a dentist and I often take a nap at work by injecting myself with Novocain and lying in the reclining chair with my mouth open. I haven’t had any teeth pulled yet
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah it’s written by someone who seen mortuary’s on tv and think there just someone who sits there doing nothing waiting for a dead body to arrive
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think rob becket is a traitor
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where does one hire one or more prostitutes? Travis Perkins?
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next time you get a girlfriend ask if she wants a threesome with another woman. It’s called the scientific method
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His event was the triple pump
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your vote is private Your vote is personal So Use It Like Perfume #Pinks 🌸 #ProudBlue 💙
in here no man can tell me what-to do
VOTE HERE
VOTE HERE
HERE
*woman who had just walked out from a voting booth speaking to little girl.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What this really means is people who don’t give a shit about other people should have a friend who does give a shit about other people and vice versa
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Makes no sense you can be right wing and woke. Right wing doesn’t have to mean white [fake] Christian nationalist. I hate what’s happened with the way left and right wing are used these days. I mean Stalin was left wing and he was a total bastard anti semite
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the most anonymous fess ever. This could literally be posted by millions of dads across the world
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good shout fucking mad that women have to have that as a criteria these days
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds like your choppa isn’t getting any hit rolls
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In this case it sounds like snitches get riches
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What’s non fash?
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was sounding lovely until the implication that you don’t love your family
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And her brother still gives excellent rim jobs? Is that what’s happening here? Maybe a marriage of convenience….
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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This isn’t the time or the place for astute observations. Liz truss might hear you
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Maurice Asks 'Was It Good?' on Sistas
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks for the info. Im sure they are happy where they are.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was talking about wwe, I don’t get to see an AEW, I’m not even sure if it’s still on in the uk.I often wish edge and Christian were back in wwe, man as top heels with creative freedom
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are you sure it’s not Ralph Lauren?
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s never had any problem defending himself when being sued for plagiarism. People say he doesn’t have a spine but he can get on stage infront of hordes of people and entertain. That takes guts.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know if it’s real sympathy or just a launch pad to put down anyone showing sympathy for Palestinians
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I agree I don’t think many characters stand apart from each other. Way too Much staring down the camera intensely as a substitute for personality. Can’t believe penta didn’t go over on reigns in Mexico. What an anti climax
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I wasn’t having a go at him
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I bet the same people throwing sympathy at a millionaire crying on stage because he mishandled a situation are the same people hating on Ms Rachel for working with kids that have had their legs blown off and their families murdered
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m so sick of people saying why can’t music just be about music. Music not being about anything is why it’s so shit these days and no one would notice if people like Ed Sheeran were replaced by AI. Music has to be about SOMETHING to keep it human.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cmon there’s no MAGA on blue sky
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wasn’t the Fosbury flop banned becuase it was breaking people’s backs?
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