Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That self belief is important. Keep trying and you will get there 100
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You made him give the drill away!?!?static.klipy.comRainn Wilson Crying and FacepalmingALT: Rainn Wilson Crying and Facepalming 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tell me you wished you could marry your sister without telling me you wished you could marry your sister 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Show her that you e worked it out by buying a little miss sunshine mug and then using that to make her tea next time your mad at her 010
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You could do doggy paddle or the one where you use your legs like a mermaid/man 110
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There’s entertainment opportunities in bringing back the death penalty the masked executioner The Xecutioner factor The Chase (to execute) Gladiators Is it (poisoned) Cake Chopping blockbusters Pointless (existence) Richard osmans house of deadly games 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And when lions aren’t sleeping the are having lots of gay sex 0321
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That’s subtracted the stock not multiplied it by 0 Zero is an imaginary number, let us remember. Like minus 1 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Office Kevin: It's Too Much CutenessALT: The Office Kevin: It's Too Much Cuteness 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And why put the sheet o er you to sleep??? No one sleeps like that 110
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m a dentist and I often take a nap at work by injecting myself with Novocain and lying in the reclining chair with my mouth open. I haven’t had any teeth pulled yet 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah it’s written by someone who seen mortuary’s on tv and think there just someone who sits there doing nothing waiting for a dead body to arrive 110
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Where does one hire one or more prostitutes? Travis Perkins? 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Next time you get a girlfriend ask if she wants a threesome with another woman. It’s called the scientific method 010
Reposted by Schmandlegodlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Your vote is private Your vote is personal So Use It Like Perfume #Pinks 🌸 #ProudBlue 💙 0103
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What this really means is people who don’t give a shit about other people should have a friend who does give a shit about other people and vice versa 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Makes no sense you can be right wing and woke. Right wing doesn’t have to mean white [fake] Christian nationalist. I hate what’s happened with the way left and right wing are used these days. I mean Stalin was left wing and he was a total bastard anti semite 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is the most anonymous fess ever. This could literally be posted by millions of dads across the world 010
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good shout fucking mad that women have to have that as a criteria these days 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This was sounding lovely until the implication that you don’t love your family 030
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And her brother still gives excellent rim jobs? Is that what’s happening here? Maybe a marriage of convenience…. 000
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This isn’t the time or the place for astute observations. Liz truss might hear you 030
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comMaurice Asks 'Was It Good?' on SistasALT: Maurice Asks 'Was It Good?' on Sistas 001
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thanks for the info. Im sure they are happy where they are. 000
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was talking about wwe, I don’t get to see an AEW, I’m not even sure if it’s still on in the uk.I often wish edge and Christian were back in wwe, man as top heels with creative freedom 200
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He’s never had any problem defending himself when being sued for plagiarism. People say he doesn’t have a spine but he can get on stage infront of hordes of people and entertain. That takes guts. 010
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don’t know if it’s real sympathy or just a launch pad to put down anyone showing sympathy for Palestinians 010
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I agree I don’t think many characters stand apart from each other. Way too Much staring down the camera intensely as a substitute for personality. Can’t believe penta didn’t go over on reigns in Mexico. What an anti climax 100
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I bet the same people throwing sympathy at a millionaire crying on stage because he mishandled a situation are the same people hating on Ms Rachel for working with kids that have had their legs blown off and their families murdered 1580
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m so sick of people saying why can’t music just be about music. Music not being about anything is why it’s so shit these days and no one would notice if people like Ed Sheeran were replaced by AI. Music has to be about SOMETHING to keep it human. 191
Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wasn’t the Fosbury flop banned becuase it was breaking people’s backs? 000