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Schlist

@schlist.bsky.social
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Winner of the Headmaster’s prize for Logic 1989

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He was ferreting through the recycling by Friday morning… #BunnyvsMonkey #CardboardSamurai #DayoftheHeroes @jamiesmart.bsky.social
Cardboard Samurai Cardboard Samurai
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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This drivel
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Funny Sausage Fingers Illusion
ALT: Funny Sausage Fingers Illusion
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A belated World Book day entry from Finnbar (our school goes the week after) @nadiashireen.bsky.social #grimwood #worldbookday
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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon (wrong answers only)
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Jarrod Kimber @jarrodkimber.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Day 5 at Lord's
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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is the way. To truly get past nicotine, your brain needs to down-regulate the number of nicotinic receptors in your brain and resensitise to nicotine, a process that takes about three months (I think). That won’t happen if you’re still feeding yourself nicotine.
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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
New PB for child 1 - he managed to squirrel 29 books under his bed when asked to tidy his room #ohtobe10again
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YoungOnesFan @youngonesfan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
University Challenge #theyoungones #universitychallenge
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Even if i didn't think it was BS, I'm not being lectured on 'masculinity' by a sentient toilet brush that got rich by inventing online stalking
E AF Post @AFpost. 14h Meta's Zuckerberg says most companies need more "masculine energy" and have been neutered by "feminine energy. 
Follow: @AFpost
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
freeze frame on man running through bazaar Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Pharmacetical Developer: one is a placebo, the other might make you shit yourself for a week and we can’t tell you which is which (and should you die, we refer you to the signed informed consent from)
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Ed Balls @officialedballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ed Balls
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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Apologies in advance - the tipping point for this site aligns, unfortunately, with the time of year at which I wang on incessantly about mince pies (which I love) and those who make them (about whom I’m less fond), and pass judgement. For the 4 or 5 people currently following, it’ll be over soon…
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