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Ahh, bless him, he's written a book to tell everyone about how hard done by he's been. I'm sure there's cheaper bog roll out there...

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Slightly fewer than can be shoved up each nostril, using the ‘fast loading a gun magazine’ approach

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“The club has diligently respected due process…”

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yup, the sweet spot was definitely those seasons in the middle

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think they’ve excluded it because its first episodes were in ‘99. But yeah, that would be right up there…

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The ‘training montage’ Ruprecht bits were glorious - absolutely slayed me as a teenager. In that small group of films that I will always watch to the end when I stumble across it…

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This was my recent experience too - took them a couple of goes to fix it, but they looked at the bills going back several years and refunded us >£2k. Touched in every 2 weeks to keep us up to date. Lots wrong with Thames Water but they seem to be getting a grip on this bit…

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So many reasons to love this film, but the casting… the casting was impeccable

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If failing to make her happy is your solution, then yes, you might be that tosspot…

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

And forgot to hit the bench boost button, like a half-wit…

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

89 You must make sure any information you communicate as a medical professional is accurate, not false or misleading. you must take reasonable steps to check the information is accurate you must not deliberately leave out relevant information… you must not present opinion as established fact.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

81 You must make sure that your conduct justifies patients’ trust in you and the public’s trust in your profession.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

‘Struck off’ is a high bar, but under GMC standards, the following clauses (there may be many more) are probably relevant…

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Ahh… yes, bit problematic. He would be great though. How about his near namesake Jack O’Connell? Bring a bit of Paddy Mayne to the party…? Might be more suited to a villain.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Josh O’Connor. Very surprised his name hasn’t come up

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My boys are (almost) 8 and 11 and both read your books. 11 says that’s good for me, 8 wrinkled his nose and gave me a funny look.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

At least they moved her off film reviews, about which she (also) seemed to know nothing.Thin skinned too.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If you're only alive for 15 mins, that's what, $2.60 each?

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

We had a family Afghan Hound when we lived in America in the 90s. We used to shave her fur off regularly 1. Because it was too hot 2. She looked much cooler as a scruffy greyhound, but mostly 3. She used to regularly chase skunks and never, ever learnt that this was a terrible idea

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ha ha - missed that first time around

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ranked dead last in the study of dog breed intelligence by Stanley Coren

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Any substantive reason?

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Thank you for your service - mighty work over the last few weeks

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Dean Spanley, practically perfect. That is all.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Not until they put the stake in

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

My brother and Norwegian sister in law asked me to breakfast in London the day that whale died in the Thames (red flags already). Pleasantly surprised when they gave me some kind of dried sausage - ‘what is it?’ ‘I don’t know what it’s called - some kind of squirrel I think’. They’ll eat anything.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I was working in a DVD rental shop when this came out. We had it on continuous rotation in store for ages, great fun. Hard recommend.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Very much looking forward to Reece James coming off after 15 mins of the first game

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Trent, Lewis Hall… naaah. Give me another very average centre half who won’t play lay a minute.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If you can’t be more politically savvy than Starmer then all is lost

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Spurs are a team crying out for leadership and high standards, they'll also get a pretty handy LB thrown into the mix.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It will be a swimming pool tomorrow, I imagine, to spite me, because I've bought tickets

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Kevin Pietersen, ashes ‘05?

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I mean, it spawned Richard Nixon so you know there are going to be some challenging discussions with Aunt Linda

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

The Purple was insufferable, and you shouldn't have to be a US sports fan for these, but, you didn't get the one about Napoleon?

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

He’s a buy, I think (I hope).

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My kids had such a good time, and the new edition, which arrived today, is being cackled at maniacally in the kitchen.

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Konate switching off for the 435th time this season…

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Schlist @schlist.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I suspect it’s not the search time that’s the problem, it’s the actual ‘having to do something’ time that follows

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