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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Billionaire Funded Rodents Overtake Lincoln Park… Local Alderman Powerless to Stop the Nut Spreading!
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Antibiotics-resistant gonnorhea.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lady in red is giving Mars Attacks vibes.
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Chicago Film Archives @chicagofilmarchives.org · 06/10/2026
47 years ago this week, Pope John Paul II held an open-air mass in Chicago's Grant Park. This clip, from a Super 8 film shot by Bill Stamets, shows Mayor Jane Byrne receiving communion as part of the service.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One more for the road....
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Sturgill Simpson - The Promise
YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This one, by a country mile. A complete transformation of the original that remains instantly recognizable.
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JC Brooks & the Uptown Sound - I Am Trying To Break Your Heart (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Ellinson men are straight up rough draft humanoids.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Muchos personas estan diciendo...
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Evan F. Moore @evanfmoore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning, Gang.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Harrowing to this day.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now I want a version of Paw Patrol where there captain is a drunk and flatulent Gary Oldman.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think the robots are going to kill us all but I think there is a real-but-low probability that the robots make cybercrime cheap enough that the modern Internet can no longer exist
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The basic problem in Israel & Palestine is that the Oslo Accords ended with Rabin dead at the hands of the right wing that's dominated Israeli politics since. We could not acknowledge this shift without reengineering our entire regional policy, so we didn't.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rahm had to spend over $22 million just to get reelected to the Mayor's office. There's not enough money in the world to get him over the top in South Carolina.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I demand a Ravenswood Pig Walk.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dudes will look at this and say “Hell Yeah!”
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting a side quest…
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of our quotidian bullshit could be off loaded to AI (or to a remote assistant in the Philippines). The problem is that the quotidian bullshit of our lives is rife with private information & highly personal decisions. Turns out it’s hard to subscribe to trust.
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josh terry @joshterry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dress for the job you want etc
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Classic Bluesky... posting massive hole on main.
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cmitown @cmitown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Great Things Happen in Chicago" needs to be the city's new motto
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@suesswassersee.bsky.social looking forward to your Goodreads review of this important title.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Goddamnit China Mieville, not now with the 1,200 page book that I will read whether it is worth the slog or not.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That shit is going to crack in half like a stale Oreo in the next 6 months.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time to fire up the old group chat, just make sure that your removed Jeffery Goldberg this time, he’s a real downer.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She Buckaroo on my Bonzai until I cross the 8th Dimension.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw my first supervised Waymo driving on the North Side (Damen and Leland) today. They’re coming g y’all.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yo @suesswassersee.bsky.social check yo’ panties.
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who are also heavily invested in stationery and associated supplies.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my pet theory is just that California is too beautiful and mfs just can't adjust to being let back into the Garden of Eden again
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone do the LOTR “Age of man” meme but with a photovoltaic panel on the orc’s head.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think the harder task will be managing a big tent with a bunch of ambitious freshmen who were elected on the promise that they would put heads on pikes.
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Spooky Neighborhood Spider-Menace @icanfly42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The people simply yearn for the douthussy I am so sorry
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J.A. Killingsound @kislingconnection.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"It used to be if you were on TV, you had to have charisma, or at least a good name. Names like Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Morrow. Now I turn on the TV and I don't know these names at all. Russ Douthat. I don't now how to spell it and I don't much care. . . "
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost with the movie you're making all your friends watch at the Bluesky sleepover
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Repo Man Drink
ALT: Repo Man Drink
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They are going to digitally resurrect your dead meemaw and trap her in a crystalline cyber-prison to solve captchas for a millennia.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dan Rockstenkowski (D-IL)
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great Lakes States FYI in having the least sucky climate apocalypse.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fuck yeah Ratboys...
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bike the Drive has the Mandate of Heaven
Perfect forecast for bike the drive with luxurious temps and no chance of rain.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social new pinned skeet just dropped.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New tattoo design just dropped. Forget the flag, I want these 12 points across my back in gothic lettering John Wick style.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How come my Crim Law prof never came up with hypos like this?
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For a song I never thought I needed to hear again in my mortal life, this whips ass six ways 'till Sunday.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the true wisdom re: the "children aren't reading" crisis. Filthy things that I picked up reading my dad's castaway early King novels scarred me and hooked me for life on reading.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Streamers will be the kulaks of the next people’s revolution. “Bonk” straight to subscription gulag.
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