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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 21h
Mmm cherry almond goatse with a hummus glaze. Did you order enough for the whole table?
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@suesswassersee.bsky.social your new ride when one of the Subarus craps out.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The context for this was Ditka saying there had been no oppression of black Americans in his lifetime and therefore NFL players protesting police murders should shut up and tackle.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only the most tasteful things come out of Baltimore b
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t worry K$H is on the case.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Billionaire Funded Rodents Overtake Lincoln Park… Local Alderman Powerless to Stop the Nut Spreading!
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Antibiotics-resistant gonnorhea.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lady in red is giving Mars Attacks vibes.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Early 80’s definitely led to a much better outcome for my family. Got a great new stepdad at 9, a brother at 10, and did not have to put up with original dad’s bullshit except for a few weeks each year.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They know Texas would annex them the moment they made the move.
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Chicago Film Archives @chicagofilmarchives.org · 06/10/2026
47 years ago this week, Pope John Paul II held an open-air mass in Chicago's Grant Park. This clip, from a Super 8 film shot by Bill Stamets, shows Mayor Jane Byrne receiving communion as part of the service.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still ride or die for this one by @blagojevism.bsky.social
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One more for the road....
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Sturgill Simpson - The Promise
YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've never heard this version until today and now it's one of my all time favorites. Thank you!
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This one, by a country mile. A complete transformation of the original that remains instantly recognizable.
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JC Brooks & the Uptown Sound - I Am Trying To Break Your Heart (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Ellinson men are straight up rough draft humanoids.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Straight up rough-draft humanoids.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dancing Bear should have been… a dancing bear.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apostle Islands are beautiful! We went camping and kayaking there before Eden was born.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Muchos personas estan diciendo...
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Evan F. Moore @evanfmoore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning, Gang.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Harrowing to this day.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drove within five blocks of Apple Fest and immediately routed around.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now I want a version of Paw Patrol where there captain is a drunk and flatulent Gary Oldman.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Large Language Modelos” - computadora envia “eskeet”
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The feed yearns for cinnamon rolls.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kowloon is basically a 4D Texas donut.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Racoons don't need that kind of emotional reinforcement.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think the robots are going to kill us all but I think there is a real-but-low probability that the robots make cybercrime cheap enough that the modern Internet can no longer exist
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea that a person could live alone and isolated in a populated place while still having all of their material needs met is such a foreign concept to human evolution. For thousands of years, social isolation meant death. But modern convenience makes it possible.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a kiosk at the end of the tour where they'll sell you a picture of your tour group absolutely covered in bats, Splash Mountain style. All proceeds go to the renovation fund (and rehousing the bats in the Congress Theatre)
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bats, lotsa bats.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NO CHICAGO GAS TAX!
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The basic problem in Israel & Palestine is that the Oslo Accords ended with Rabin dead at the hands of the right wing that's dominated Israeli politics since. We could not acknowledge this shift without reengineering our entire regional policy, so we didn't.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next up in Colbert's old time slot "Sundowning with Sen. Fetterman"
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you're saying that Chicago could dig itself out of its pension hole in approximately 24 hours if that statute was repealed during the veto session? I would literally set up a counter at the on-ramps of cumulative fines collected like a reverse version of the US debt billboards.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just summoning nuts, hiding them in wormholes, forgetting where he put them, summoning more nuts.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rahm had to spend over $22 million just to get reelected to the Mayor's office. There's not enough money in the world to get him over the top in South Carolina.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes but mine looks like a Pollock canvas and the reds are (mostly) blood.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s just trying to help.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I demand a Ravenswood Pig Walk.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dudes will look at this and say “Hell Yeah!”
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting a side quest…
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of our quotidian bullshit could be off loaded to AI (or to a remote assistant in the Philippines). The problem is that the quotidian bullshit of our lives is rife with private information & highly personal decisions. Turns out it’s hard to subscribe to trust.
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Too late. They saw you from across the lodge and like your apres ski vibe.
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josh terry @joshterry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dress for the job you want etc
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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Classic Bluesky... posting massive hole on main.
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