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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Bumping for the new followers

Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

My new rule for companies is if I’ve placed an order with you and it hasn’t arrived yet you have to stop sending me 25% off emails

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/12/2025

HORATIO Hamlet’s best friend and the comic relief. He’ll have a crush on Ophelia, but it’s imperative she never gives him the time of day. We’ll give him an off-putting hobby that will be repulsive to women, like reading, to solve this.

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Casting Notice for the Unaired CW Pilot Young Hamlet

SYNOPSIS High school is no picnic for anyone, but especially if you’re one of Shakespeare’s most iconic leading men. Hamlet might be the big man on...

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

So excited to be included on this week’s Newsletter of Humorous Writing! If you haven’t already, subscribe! buttondown.com/humorouswrit...

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Honestly thank god this site doesn’t have drafts. Some of my thoughts do not need to be saved for posterity

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

My husband claims I talk about Robert Moses too much but I need him to know all the weird NYC girlies have a Robert Moses rant locked and ready to go at all times

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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

It’s my birthday, so if you have a crush on me you are legally required to tell me.

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Did not realize they added lying to your constituents and betraying an entire country to the list of depression symptoms on the DSM

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Cannot believe we just let Dan Brown write a book titled “The Secret of Secrets”. This man must be stopped

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

It's that time of year when Halloween decorations haven't all come down, and Christmas decorations are about to start going up. We're in...the Tim Burton Zone.

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Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

As someone who thought they were going to cross the street in under 40 minutes I would like to issue a formal condemnation of the Brooklyn Marathon and all of it's participants. Go as fast as you like but we all know where you're running, straight into the arms of your lord and master Beelzebub

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

All my meanest Reductress headlines are autobiographical ✨

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Hocus Pocus (1993) kicks off because the main character has a crush on a goth chick which is beautiful, more movies should start this way

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

This is a hold over from surviving 90s diet/health food culture but I genuinely prefer popcorn with soy sauce/hot sauce on it instead of salt/butter

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Monica Maalouf, MD @maaloufmd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Getting my car inspected and the waiting room TV is like BLASTING a day time soap so loud its impossible to tune out and its like i did not consent to this

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband. Today they attacked two journalists. We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.

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ICE agents assault amNewYork reporter at Federal Plaza immigration court; another journalist seriously injured after shove | amNewYork

ICE agents assaulted amNewYork's own Dean Moses, and allegedly attacked another journalist, on Tuesday morning as they were documenting the ongoing arrests of

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

“Your credit score changed” NO listen YOU CHANGED

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Guy on threads was like “free tampons? Whats next? Free clothes, water, soap, shelter, clothes?” And its like buddy you are soooooo close

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

(Nat King Cole voice) Undeliverable, thats what you are

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

how I feel asking for the name of the person in the health insurance billing dept right before our phone call ends

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I guess I'll download another f&cking app. My phone is working pretty slow already and I'll definitely use this at least once™️

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Sophie Murguia @sophiemurguia.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I'm looking for pitches for @MotherJones' print culture section, Mixed Media! These are ~2,000-word essays that combine reporting, cultural criticism, historical research, and/or personal narrative. More details in our pitch guidelines here: www.motherjones.com/contribute/w...

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Freelance Writer Guidelines

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

A well meaning friend offered to get a portable charger because my phone is always dying and I had to explain I have several they’re just lost in different parts of my house and if I get a new one I will lose it too

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

We read a romance novel for my work book club and I swear the whole pitch was “what if your ex husband went to therapy?”

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

if you're ever wondering who the bad guy is in a movie or tv show watch who isn't using apple products

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

something I've noticed about the AI overview with Google is it's often just making shit up and if you dig deeper you can see it's basing it's results off like a bunch of random Reddit posts. Like truly just the machine version of your weird cousin who is obsessed with Qanon

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

we need to shut everything down until we get to the bottom of why we spell "fuchsia" that way

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

something silly that makes me happy in this fucked up world is if I have to email myself something for work I always write myself a message like I'm talking very respectfully to another coworker

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

It would be so weird if you read my Sailor Moon villain substack and maybe subscribed scrrltmyr.substack.com/p/s1-ep-5-sc...

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S1 Ep 5 Scent of A Monster: Chanela Will Steal Your Love

Never trust a pet shop owner that looks that put together.

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

whenever I have a little extra time in my day it's really important that I panic about what is the best way I could spend it until the time is gone and I'm late for whatever I was supposed to do next

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Newsletter out! This week's ep hurt my feelings in a way that only revisiting your fave show from childhood can scrrltmyr.substack.com/p/s1-ep-4-ho...

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S1 Ep 4 How to Be Skinny From Usagi

(trigger warning): the 90s

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Hi, I'm having an absurd amount of fun writing my little Sailor Moon newsletter. If you need something silly to read once a week while you kill like 2 mins in a waiting room I highly recommend subscribing <3 scrrltmyr.substack.com/p/s1-ep-3-th...

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S1 Ep 3 The Mysterious Sleeping Sickness: Protect the Girls In Love

Are there really any winners if you’re wearing a pencil skirt and heels at your fake radio show job?

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Sometimes I don’t think nyc is that different from ny state and then I remember the time I visited my friend at her parent’s house upstate and everyone made fun of me for like hours because I asked where they kept their recycling

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Here’s my thing. Is “Frankenstein’s monster” the correct terminology? Sure. Is “Frankenstein” an objectively way better name for a monster? No contest

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

re-playing Skyrim and honestly when the world goes to shit it's nice to be able to dissociate and be like *actually* I'm the chosen one

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

So exhausting to have to fact check every random instagram post that comes across my feed to see if its AI or misinformation. Like I wish we could all have a gentleman’s agreement to have basic baseline for reality

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

No one tells you this but a huge part of cat ownership is never being able to put a glass of water you’re drinking on the coffee table without guarding it like its Fort Knox

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Hi! Sharing again for my friend Naomi who is over halfway to her goal! If you can't donate and can spare a retweet (or whatever we call them on Bluesky) I'd really appreciate it. www.gofundme.com/f/stand-by-n...

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Donate to Stand by Naomi in Her MS Battle, organized by Naomi Davis

Hi everyone, I’m reaching out with something I never thought I’d have to writ… Naomi Davis needs your support for Stand by Naomi in Her MS Battle

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

a disturbing new life hack I've been doing is wearing makeup to doctor's appointments and suddenly everyone is like "you look well!" and it's like thanks I painted my face like this to trick you

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

If Andrew Cuomo tried to approach me on the street sincerely my first reaction would be to scream and then start walloping him with my purse

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Scarlet Meyer @scarletkmeyer.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Baby's first newsletter! Subscribe if you want me to spend more time matching anime villains to Mugler's 1992 spring collection open.substack.com/pub/scrrltmy...

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S1 Ep 1 Crybaby Usagi's Magnificent Transformation

Moon prism power makeup <3

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