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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I assumed you did. Thought I was agreeing with you...
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Glad someone noticed...
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
People need to know the difference between legal and moral. The Holocaust was legal, the civil rights movement wasn't.
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RobinFNP @robinfnp.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The world needs more angry Hank Greens. Saw the YT video and couldn't agree more.
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Nothing is stopping me from drawing on spock eyebrows
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I haven't laughed as hard as I did during this episode in a long time. You guys killed it.
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
You tell them Liz!
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We were sneaking up on a group of gobs and my character was a very suave, very stupid old sorcerer. To keep me quiet they told me we were sneaking up on someone on their birthday. They were unprepared when I pulled out a cake and ran in singing. It confused the gobs and we got a surprise round.
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Alright Dexter
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Frost is just diet snow
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Old me has a gun and this is now a hostage situation
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Gf: "I miss my old therapist. It was like if wine auntie was also therapist auntie and called bullshit on how I talked to myself." Preach
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Wtf are you supposed to eat for new years?
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This is the hard hitting reporting we need from news organizations
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Everything else is a *metal disorder
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
GF doing home maker stuff GF: I would have done really well in the 60s Me: We would have both been in an institution in the 60s GF: Awww. We could have met in an institution in the 60s
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/12/2024
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The secret is money. There were entire propaganda campaigns devoted to convincing us that being "American" is supporting highways and motor cars
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Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas! 🎄 May your players offer you many bribes.
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This world require your congressman to be awake in the first place
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Doesn't regicide require a king?
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Sean Bowie @seanbowie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I’ve been so busy I almost forgot to post this, as I do every year!
4 panel cartoon depicting a gingerbread house, a closeup of one of the windows, the gingerbread man from behind sitting in a chair at a table, and then a closeup of the gingerbread man’s face and upper body. The captions read: “A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.”
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Guys I'm starting to think the lady in Santa baby is only after the big guy for his money
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Beautiful
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Marcus Ellis @i-am-marcus-ellis.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I Love You!
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Be the change you want to see in the world
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Not a lot of things are actually irony, but this is truly ironic.
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Honestly you only need the lathe. We can rebuild civilization with precision spinning
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I remember nobody
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Yeah, but only you
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 23/12/2024
Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
Black Flag Brewing Company’s A Wizard is Sometimes Thicc, featuring a wizard with a big ass, wearing only a hat
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Anuary, Bebuary, Carch, Dapril... My autocorrect is not happy you made me do that
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I present one (1) hamb leg for your consideration Credit to u/smolprincess who posted my favorite thing on the internet 5 years ago. I hope you're doing well
A cat with one leg extended that makes it look like a chicken leg
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there is this ^
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Where are all the "Protect the children!!1!" people at right now? Shouldn't someone already be trying to break into his basement to look for buttery males?
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Do you think the replicator from Star Trek can make human meat steaks?
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
D: Did you know they used to give babies belladonna for colic? Q: Well that is certainly one way to stop the crying
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, Climbing trees, and chasing thrills. Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, Nutty dreams and acorn spills
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Left shark how could you do this to me? 😭
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
From a distance I thought it was wearing a crown
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Feel free to punch a nazi
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Super excited for boxing day guys! I hear that Tyson guy is coming back
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
How dare you attack me so directly!!1! And in front of the children? smh
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It just seems Sooo dumb, but it's just such a great read. @mattdinniman.bsky.social does an awesome job and he can feel free to keep writing great stuff as long as he wants
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Came here to post this. What looks like the dumbest premise is possibly one of my favorite series of all time. Now get out there and kill, kill, kill! 👿
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
These can all be found as audiobooks on YT. There isn't anything quite like falling asleep and then waking up in the middle of the chaos of a Pratchett book
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
That quote is metal, unfortunately it's the metal of the knife stuck between our collective ribs
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Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
These things have the same energy
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