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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️

@saturnbell.bsky.social
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 55m
why be a cis woman when you could kiss a woman #real
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 57m
Mizzou thrashing Florida still feels like a wild thing I hallucinated tbh
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 1h
dancing @ the queer club, havin g fun :)
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 1h
there’s a lot of folk from my church past that don’t know I’m transitioning yet and hoo boy those conversations will be both hysterically funny and deeply unpleasant
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 3h
trapped in the car with the most annoying uber driver omgggggg stfuuuuuuu
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 3h
deeply unfortch
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 4h
Only a little upsetting this is getting in the way of my faggy little bushwick fantasies but it’s ok bc hearing groovy tony live will heal me
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 5h
Pretty crazy room tbh
Brooklyn Paramount
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 5h
me, an idiot: the civ games are so unrealistic. there would never be a scenario where one nation forgot to upgrade one of their units causing them to run medieval warrior monks into platoons of modern soldiers the bespoke consensus reality we all inhibit:
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 6h
Everyone saying Mizzou shouldn’t be ranked.
I took that personally with the Mizzou logo
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 7h
NO FUCKING WAY IT HAPPENED AGAIN IM LITERALLY DYING
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 7h
going for 2 there was so mean and I love it #MIZ
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 7h
me @ Jamal Roberts just now
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Man's Shocked Jaw Drop Reaction
ALT: Man's Shocked Jaw Drop Reaction
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 7h
Mizzou being up by 20 feels like a cosmic football that Lucy will yank away right as Charlie Brown goes in to kick it
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 7h
ah fuck this would’ve been way funnier if I had said Kimmy Muffit. Oh well. No use crying over spilt milk
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 7h
Kimmy Buffett would go very hard if a girlie out there that loved cheeseburger in paradise wanted to cash in on the idea
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 7h
strutting in the sports bar i was boymoding in earlier with pink short shorts on like I fuckin own the place
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 9h
hot wing gf x moist towelette gf
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 11h
Harry Potter is a book that funds organizations which are devoted to restricting the rights of transgender people.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 15h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 11h
damn it really ain’t nothing but a heartbreak fr 😔😔😔
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 14h
I thought I was completely out of new varieties of exvangelical anger and befuddlement and yet here we are
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 15h
damn even my boymode is starting to get a lil cutesy with it
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 15h
you’re telling me this coil is mortal???
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16h
Missionaries but instead of pestering you about Christianity they tell you folk tales about powerful beings in the forest and how to identify them and protect yourself from them.
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
someone needs to grab me by the fucken hips and kiss me already
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ogunbowale supremacy arc?!
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Loving life rn literally so much I feel liable to start weeping I’m ngl
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
drunk at the queer bar watching hunter hunter i am literally in heaven omg
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if one more person he hims me I’m gonna have to go 420kittengamer mode on them and say “hey my preference is non masculine pronouns please and thanks :)”
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am a few weeks late in giving this the proper acknowledgement it deserves, but holy fucking shit the new Lucy Bedroque y’all 🤯🤯🤯
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 01/10/2026
i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These evil fucks *want* AI to be conscious so when it destroys everything they can say “see? My special dick sucking machine in all its rational wisdom determined the world needs and deserves to be destroyed! I am very smart” no punishment would be painful enough for them tbh
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the world is kinda beautiful actually dot jpeg
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok mister quavo let’s see what this qromelife is all about
first song “backwards” from the new quavo album qromelife
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nyc is actually so rad
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Steelers browns match up in 2026 feels a bit like divine punishment from the football deities
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can only describe this track as “what if the Rogueport sewers were on at least 4 different kinds of drugs”
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
medium city girl in the big city
Jackie o reservoir
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hope you’re ready for me to get ✨really annoying✨ about it ☺️☺️☺️☺️
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*thief on the cross next to jesus* hey so like do you have any games on your phone?
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
could a “straight” “man” have a sneeze this polite and cute?
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sticking my hand into the sharps disposal just to feel something
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at the airport yayyyyyyyyy I love spending $6 on things that would otherwise be $3
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dallas wings w w w w w w
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I’m being honest I’m just surprised Eric Schmitt knew the Hawks were the Atlanta NBA team
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a spooky ghost!! 👻👻👻 jk it’s still Sam ☺️ @saturnbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
snake agnostic wearing boots be like there may or may not be a snake in my boot I just don’t think there’s any way to know
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