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More of a Happy Medium, really

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23h
a competitive texas is like a vicksburg level defeat for the GOP
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actual unironic lol
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re so close to Valhalla
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah you're on the no pierogi list now John.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm of two minds. I think the constant desire to find some magical neutral savior is self-destructive and short-sighted. On the other hand, negative polarization is a hell of a drug and we can probably throw jobs and money at everyone Trump has fucked over to great effect.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*smacking lips*
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 29/09/2026
Someone should send this to Sen. Schmitt.
Hawk vs. Hawkeye
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need some of these fall games to be bad I can't make time to play them if they're all good.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lmao
Bill Mitchell ®
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With regards to beef prices, have you ever tried a veggie burger?
They're actually really good. A little lettuce, tomato, pickles, a portobello mushroom, slice of Swiss cheese. Excellent.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's gonna take fiction some time to catch up to how stupid reality has become.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I *could* open for Ed Sheeran *I* could open for Ed Sheeran I could open for *Ed Sheeran*
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@mrrichard.bsky.social He's an idea guy!!!
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I believe in a thing called blood It listens to the rhythm of the heart
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is fun to be viking again.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel like "the soft bigotry of low expectations" was top tier for dumb meme repetition but just came out a bit too early to get full meme treatment.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hot new isekai I Woke Up In Another World After My Brain Was Scanned By Horrors Beyond My Comprehension And Now I Wave Swords Around All Day
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tautologer @tautologer.com · 09/09/2026
user: how many Rs are in strawberry?
claude: there are at least three
user: can you count them?
claude: don't play games with me, kid
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo is so committed to Millennial nostalgia they released a new Zelda game with a controversial art style.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apparently ChatGPT Astra-6 beat Rimworld and Portal, and I for one am excited to think finally AI can play the video games, which will free us up for additional Toil.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
everyone gets squeamish when i say we should condition voting rights on vaccination status
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 05/09/2026
Negative polarisation is the most common form of brain-melting I see Extremely Online Liberals and Leftists engage in on here, where they work themselves up into a frothing rage about the shadows dancing on the walls of their feed. And it sucks if they bring that offline. *That's* a problem.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You had me at "Crank."
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today would be a good day for Bluesky to implement the Apocalypse Block.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2024
trying to maintain a veneer of positivity in the increasingly desperate voicemails I’m leaving for the 12-year-old neighbor boy on whose little league performance I’ve staked my 401k
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Trump administration has filed 36 emergency applications since last February, which have generated 31 conclusive rulings. In those 31 rulings, the Court has voted *for* Trump in whole or in part 27 times (87.1%), and against him four times (12.9%). Here's a chart covering all of these rulings:
A (messy) Excel spreadsheet tracking all of the Trump administration's emergency applications, when they were filed, when they were decided, what kind of ruling they produced, and how each justice voted.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Poor John, trying to bail out that sinking ship. Guess you shouldn't have spent the last decade shooting it buddy.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oblivion character creation ass country.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/08/2026
the most difficult question in American politics is “who was president in 2020” the second most difficult question, apparently, is “who is president right now”
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It gets so much worse in that brief 30 second window.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tucked and Cucked
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The extent to which court reform threatens the foundations of the republican-authoritarian project is constantly underrated. Coverage on the topic is going to get exponentially unhinged as it becomes increasingly inevitable.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bluesky is playing the weirdest game of bingo right now.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a fun and telling thing to track will be whether twitch streamer hasan piker or sitting united states congressman max miller receives more mainstream news media coverage between now and the election www.the-downballot.com/p/morning-di...
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Morning Digest: Thought Max Miller would become a GOP pariah? Nope.
Republicans in competitive races are still backing the congressman—and keeping his contributions
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
why is this? are they making an objective news judgment that this twitch streamer is more newsworthy than a congressman running for reelection? or a news judgment that the allegations against piker (bad opinion) are worse than the allegations against miller (domestic abuse)? if not that, what?
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
An interesting political strategy, I'm not sure anyone has tried to *manifest* a Glonzo that can devour them.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 25/08/2026
Continuing our Psychonauts 2 birthday celebrations with a featured Daily Discount on Steam! 🎉 Grab Psychonauts 2 at **85% OFF** -- and the best news is, this Steam deal will be available for a whole week. store.steampowered.com/app/607080/P… See you in the Motherlobe~ 🧠💚🌀
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is the new Aliens game actually bad or are people on the internet just angry again? Steam needs a feature to filter out any review complaining about DEI, or maybe even uno reversing those reviews.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Airship Syndicate has made some great games but I think transforming Wayfinder from a failed live service game to an action RPG is the thing that sticks out. I have no idea if Dust will be any good but I believe the developers will do everything they can to make it work.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There isn't enough information to do more than speculate but "mainstream Trump-friendly media breaks story that makes Democratic leaders look bad without any specific details as to why" is the kind of thing you should be inoculated against by now.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Waht
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Paul Tree @paultree10.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This shit is so funny, bar exams should legit be testing the Mr. Trump Is a Special Boy Doctrine, it is the law at least as much as, like, the first amendment. More so in many cases.
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Satisfied Psychic @satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There are a million amazing games out right now so logically I picked this moment to get into DosBOXing ancient PC RPGs.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/08/2026
Trump is not just the worst president, but the worst US citizen of my entire lifetime. A world historical failure of humanity and morality. He and his wicked entourage have burdened us with the task of repairing his damage and eradicating his evil legacy for the rest of our lives.
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