Reposted by 🌈😈Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 8hmore business owners need to be like this 165335837
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 6h[explaining that a baby tgirl has gotten so into her new trans identity that she's lost sight of herself:] She's all pronouns, no antecedents 050
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 7hBabe are you okay? You've barely blocked your AI che avatar account today... 060
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 10hIt doesn't matter if it's an ivy league frat boy, a concentration camp guard, an anonymous browshirt. They all worship power and domination, and sex is a practice where they can realize their power fantasies in the same dehumanizing ways fascists always look for to control people. 0112
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 10hIf sex is about power at all, it's no wonder fascists see it as a tool that can serve a political project that's only aim is power. 1121
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 10hI am also immediately struck by this as among the most horrifying examples yet of the fascist utilization of sexual violence, a common thread tying so many of our modern horrors together. 1268
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 10hSaying you'd never support trump before he has power is not inconsistent with supporting trump once he has power if your primary issue is that you wanted the power he now has. 010
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 10hThere is no inconsistency or hypocrisy to see here when you realize every value and principle people like this profess is actually a decoy to distract you from their shameless pursuit of the only thing that actually matters to them: Power. 141
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 11hYou're not supposed to transport firewood across state lines, fyi 0140
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 11hToday, my kittens were watching the garbage truck load out front, so i told them that's where all their poop goes. 070
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Girls just want one thing and it's disgusting (a 1981 honda motocompo) 1121
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[corporations when AI starts stealing from them to benefit customers:] no no no this isn't how it's supposed to work, it's all backwards!!! 0120
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think i could make Natalie Nakase so happy. Not in like a gay way (unless...) but just like cook her a nice lasagna and crack a few jokes over dinner 020
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"All propaganda, no conversation" as strategy works very well on social media but often struggles when the objectives go beyond education or brand-building IRL 040
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is kinda funny that any time i see someone unironically use the word "treatlerite" online, i assume they've never had a 1 on 1 organizing conversation in their life. 151
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Domestics being xenophobic to imports will be the plot of Cars 4: Make America General Motors Again 010
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If there's one thing white men from detroit are good at, it's dragging each other down 000
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When i was a kid in like '95, my mom got a used Honda. Our next door neighbor, a mean old bastard who had served in WWII, was very mad and very racist about it. Wild that that storyline could be transposed into this universe basically seamlessly. 1100
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026BUSINESS NEWS: Roger Lynch announces he's stepping down as CEO of Conde Nast, is excited to run Mattel's brands into the ground next. 030
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Valkyries lose one of the most amazing games i've ever watched on my phone at a work function 050
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is that... a hoodie custom tailored to wear under a tux jacket??? 041
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People are always like "does bluesky have the juice???" And never like "damn that juice was NASTY" 060
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The year is 2026. Pen and paper is now the only truly secure way to store data. Shopping lists are now battlefields. 0110
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe the real western mass lesbian bar covid mask clown college scandal was the friends we made along the way 051
Reposted by 🌈😈Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 28/09/2026I haven't had anything to add re: Cornell, because I don't think anyone wants to use this space to reckon with the fact that none of these systems are meant to help you, unless you are a university seeking to minimize your legal exposure. It's not fair to ask strangers to reckon with that here. 658086
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A coffin flop is just a normal flop to me, but that's just a taste of the dark twisted world inside my mind 0140
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[wearing a hot dog costume:] it's pretty difficult to claim total ignorance on this one 010
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026stopped one of those charming bay area donut shops that specializes in cigarettes and lottery tickets for an egg and cheese sammie this morning. nice lady behind the counter asked if i wanted jalapenos on it, and i'm so glad i said yes. 050
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hey man just checking in were you looking for a fruitful political dialogue or just 13 likes? 000
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026commercials right now are all either "i used AI to save my blind infant puppy's life" or "this democrat personally forced me into a sex change surgery as part of a communist agenda" 061
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hey man is this your first day learning about gender??? 010
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026in middle school, the other white kids thought i was mexican and called me lots of nasty slurs. in 9th grade, we finally got past the civil war in a US history class and learned about anti-italian sentiment, and that entire week at school was just getting called "wop" and "dago" in the halls 190
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026fwiw, the post clearly says they do want to win and describes exactly how they want to win: like republicans. maybe you're too busy calling people morons to read, but i'm saying their reasoning and methodology is hopelessly divorced from any meaningful representation of us. 100
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NEW: Stanford University vows that, moving forward, it will only use AI to make students look thinner and more diverse without their knowledge. 021
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can't wait to see them projectile barrel roll one of these over the grand canyon in the next fast and furious movie 070
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will meet someone the old fashioned way (secretly falling in love at a convent and leaving behind a record that historians will refer to as a very close friendship) 1281
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[fighting with my girlfriend in the good dollar general:] baby, what you lack in bed, you more than make up for in cab 030
Reposted by 🌈😈hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it’s so amazing that women can be in love with each other 0618
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[rodney trangerfield voice:] institutionalized transmisogyny at the butts convention means even cis bigots are getting more ass than trans dykes, no respect i tell ya 070
🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dems don't want to win, they want to win *like Republicans*. They want to win in a system they won't actually have to make any changes to. They are reactionaries politicking based on the politics of other reactionaries and will always ring hollow like an echo because they have nothing real to say. 0182
