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Accidental angel number for double jersey day, aka make new friends, but keep the ohio state, one is scarlet and the other's golden state

Photo of a number 2 ohio state jersey next to a number 22 golden state valkyries jersey

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Silenced by the bluesky character limit again

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Try to imagine a world without fried potatoes. You can't do it, can you?
Yeah, that's what i thought. So the next time someone drops a spud in some hot oil for you to enjoy, i hope you'll thank them with the vigor deserved for continuing the grand human chain of perfecting the apple of the earth into a lifeblood of our species, for taking something as humble as a potato and some grease and giving us an endless number of ways to enjoy a meal at any time of day with it

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

haven't had a ciggie since june after 16 years of smoking fyi

marlboro reds box edited to read "ROMANTICIZE SUICIDE one little death at a time"

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Girls just want one thing and it's disgusting (a 1981 honda motocompo)

Image of a Japanese language ad for the Honda Motocompo, the 1981 motorcycle that folded up and fit in the trunk of a small hatchback

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me and 18k of my closest friends

Image of the POV from an upper deck seat in Ballhalla during a Valkyries playoff game

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Seeing this in the wild in complete sincerity made me do an actual spit take

Screenshot of text: This November is the most important election in the history of America

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Been meaning to tell y'all i adopted two kittens a month ago. Meet Buckeye (aka Bucky, she/her) and Bobcat (Bobby, he/him). Bobby has the white on his chest and feet.

Image of two tabby kittens snuggling in a kitty condo

Image of two tabby kittens sitting on a hardware floor. One is licking her chops

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Figured out how to actually win the influencer leaderboard

Screenshot of that viral bsky leaderboard's search results showing zero votes for my accouny

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It is a holy grail of sorts, in the sense that it does this to so many developers

Image of the face melting scene from Indiana Jones

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Our cartoon villain president put his twitter profile pic on a $1 coin, in case you thought life on the inside of a giant death star would be anything other than cyberpunk cringe

Screenshot of a United States Mint webpage depicting the heads and tails of the new $1 coin including what one could charitably interpret as a semi-realistic depiction of Donald Trump

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If a dog's body could be flagged as nudity by our tech overlords, would it be flagged like this or like this?

The how would a dog wear pants meme with censored bars added to the top half of each style of pants

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I went piss in the puppygirl bathroom and everyone said you were such a

Image of a bathroom sign depicting a silhouette if a pissing dog and handicap emblem, with text reading "good girl"

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Did both today. Only one made me cry.

Screenshot of text: Therapy is worse than video games.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Old enough to make this joke: Cinematic paralells

The low res image of Erling Braut Haaland going around as a meme that shows him giving chase

Low res screenshot of the original TechnoViking meme video with his arms in similar positions to Haaland's

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Honorable mention but i always hate waking em up

Screenshot from Elden Ring show Muriel (the turtle pope) asleep in the flowers in the chuch of vows

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Who amongst us hasn't had that one situationship who only wants to talk after you imbibe so much of her nectar that you die four times

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Another productive discourse on Bluesky o7

Screenshot showing the user is blocked by @parkermolloy.com

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Wish i loved anything as much as Ballhalla hated Caitlin Clark

Image of THE Golden State Valkyries playing the Indiana Fever

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Yeah thanks so much, google, i was definitely searching for updates on his musical career

Screenshot of google search results for "vince mcmahon" with seperate buttons for "Overview" and "Songs"

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

One of these tires has the chance to do the funniest thing

Image of a movie poster for the film "Rubber" a cult classic about a killer tire

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Bad news about what they think that means

Screenshot of headline and subhed:
Revealed: how Associated Press cooperated with the
Nazis
German historian shows how news agency retained access in 1930s by promising not to undermine strength of Hitler regime

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Gutting democracy at work and then partying with a monarch, normal times in the worst empire ever

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Second (and last) #SCOTUS ruling is the big one, Louisiana v. Callais.
For a 6-3 majority (Rs v. Ds), Justice Alito purports to narrow the ability of states to draw majority-minority districts as a remedy for race-based vote dilution, but, per Kagan's dissent, comes pretty close to gutting the VRA:

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These Supreme Court justices appear on the guest list for the state dinner with King Charles:
Samuel Alito
Amy Coney Barrett
Neil Gorsuch
Brett Kavanaugh
John Roberts
Clarence Thomas

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Cops will literally seize your Tesla to access its surveillance camera footage if they can place it at the scene of a crime www.police1.com/investigatio...

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Calif. police are using search warrants to obtain video evidence of crimes captured by Tesla cameras

In one Oakland case, a suspect has been charged with murder in part due to evidence obtained from a Tesla vehicle parked near the crime scene
September 04, 2024 11:57 AM

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