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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 8h
A new site-blocking bill in Congress has procedural improvements. But it also explicitly reaches VPNs and broadens what kind of websites can be targeted. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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Congress Has Another Site-Blocking Bill, And This One Targets VPNs
Congress is taking another run at site-blocking, a deeply flawed concept that would undermine basic internet infrastructure. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) has introduced the American Copyright Protection
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 6h
It’s National Coming Out Day so lemme reshare and reiterate that I am Bea. I am a trans woman. And every day since telling you all has felt more real than the last. Into the wild pink yonder~
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 19h
Broad generalizations are always dumb.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 21h
They literally all start their back bumps without making even the slightest move to catch first. Fucking Christ, I hope she's alright.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 23h
D-D-Dub! D-D-Dub! D-D-Dub! D-D-Dub! D-D-Dub! D-D-Dub!
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 23h
Real talk, I'd get married here
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
r/bonecollecting is currently beating the shit out of an OP who picked up a human femur because Claude told them it was a camel bone
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 11/10/2026
Got 'em right where he wants 'em. #AEWCollision
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Meanwhile in Arizona (for comparison
Current temperature in South Scottsdale Arizona showing as 88° at 14:00 with a light drizzle and a wind advisory in effect
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/10/2026
just re-watched the GOAT 📽️
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A ★★★★★ review of Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
the greatest Looney Tunes homage of all time, yes including 'Evil Dead II'. This is the only time describing a movie as a "love letter to cinema" is an actual compliment and not the kiss of death.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@joblessthursday

(image of Philomena Cunk saying the below tweet)

@i_zzzzzz

It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me trying to save money
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 7: The War Orphans

Mickey is handing some children's clothes and a white sheet on his clotheseline, Pluto watching glumly.

Mickey: Gee, Pluto... if the authorities find we're hiding these little war orphans here...
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know how you can still insist AI has no applications that benefit humanity when AI models were the ones saying all along that #Isaias was going to hit Florida as a major hurricane, when the traditional physics models had it hitting closer to New Orleans as a tropical storm or weak hurricane.
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ryan Visconti, the lead pastor of Generation Church which has campuses in Mesa, Ahwatukee, Queen Creek and Fountain Hills, expressing support for public executions like firing squads or “a dude swinging from a noose.” This is a TPUSA Faith affiliated church that previously hosted a JD Vance rally.
Ryan Visconti on X.com

Been saying we need to bring back public executions for years.

The goal is 1) justice and 2) deterrence.
Many evildoers would be dissuaded if they saw the cautionary reminder of a dude swinging from a noose.

You want to stop moms from killing their kids?
Firing squad.

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LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH @lcrw.news · 09/10/2026
Hey everyone! We're doing a sticker order! I'm $150 in the hole for it, so I'm opening up orders so I can eat next week! Limited edish 2.75" square 'Weeno Dino stickers—$2.50 LCRW logo on a 3.5" circle —$2 plus $1 PWE shipping. Email leftcoastrightwatch@proton.me to order!
an LCRW sticker with a cartoon of Dino the pug on itthe left coast right watch logo in a circular design
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 09/10/2026
Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 09/10/2026
As announced by Fox Sports Mexico, AEW returns to Mexico this December! #AEWDynamite & #AEWCollision: Winter Is Coming takes over Arena Monterrey on Wednesday, December 9. Presales start Tue 10/13; tickets go on sale Fri 10/16 at 10am CST!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/10/2026
Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, I get it. I'm constantly worried that my Bluetooth speaker might get upset when I opt to use my earbuds instead. Which is why I haven't left the apartment in weeks and spend every waking hour apologizing to plastic encased transmitters.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ohhhh so that's The New Level #Wrestlesky keeps talking about!!!
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 15/09/2026
It's a banger, tittie guy
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Blasted the death riders theme in the car leaving collision not realizing fucking @MarinaShafir was on the sidewalk, and now I feel like a dumbass
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It's a banger, tittie guy.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Legitimately not sure what side of that coin I land on... 😅
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026
The Woke are coming off a down season but the core remains intact and they've called up some young talent. Advanced metrics suggest their stars were underperforming their peripherals for much of the summer. Expect contention as early as next season if they sign some high heat relief over the winter
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Tor Project @torproject.org · 09/10/2026
ICANN revealed hundreds of applications for new domain endings earlier this week. Meanwhile, .onion has been here all along. 🧅 What are Onion Services, and why use them? Watch our explainer!
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Rocky Horror Picture of Dorian Gray
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Immortan Jon Arbuckel
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Beaker! Beaker, no! Beaker, No!!! BEAKER!!!
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Falco SkyWolf @falcoskywolf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Muppets Take The Manhatten Project
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm bout to fall outta these clothes, I tell you what...
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ladder Match episode confirmed for next season of Game Changer.
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Anthony Bowens @bowensofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I recall correctly, I was in the ring for this trying not to burst out laughing lol
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Personally, I'm glad Florence and the Machine went with the 7 Devils instead of the 5 orbs.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Evan @ereller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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♾️ UNCAИИY (they/them) VundaHalloweenathon Edition 🎃 @uncanny305.bandcamp.com · 08/10/2026
this is the horniest workers' rights post I've ever seen
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 08/10/2026
The world of MLW never stops!
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Lady Frost

@RealLadyFrost

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No one "punishes me on purpose" but my man, and only if I ask for it. And I sure tf don't get paid for it. Some places are lower than low. I said what I said

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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is literally a cryptid. That is something that appears outside your front door during a power outage begging you to let her in.
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vincent @papa.yaga.gay · 07/10/2026
i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo. they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
Production logo from The Matrix (1999), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: a Time Warner Entertainment Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: an AOL Time Warner Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Revolutions (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: A Time Warner Company."
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♾️ UNCAИИY (they/them) VundaHalloweenathon Edition 🎃 @uncanny305.bandcamp.com · 07/10/2026
Thinking MJF can't wrestle in 2026 is so embarrassing I'm second-hand embarrassed for some of y'all... 🤼
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Good Time Society Gts
Alt: A GIF of Becca Scott, actress, host of the Dropout series Parlor Room and co-founder of Good Time Society, smiling in front of a shelf filled with board games as she said "No take-backsies" (which is captioned)
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THERE BETTER BE A HOARD OF BANANAS!!!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUCK YES. This is the energy, morality, and courage that I expect from leaders. Unbelievably brave.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Girl, same.
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