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Son of Count Shrimpula

@satampierrot.bsky.social
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Stupid twenty-something idiot that can't compose, I also hate video games. I curse too much so minors fuck off

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tonights Slop: French Onion Mac and Cheese
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Taffycat36 @taffycat36.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
mfw my 0-4 Abrams who fed in lane solo's the whole team in rift. #deadlock #fanart #digitalart #valve #moba
Recreation of the scene from cyberpunk (you know the one)
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
computer graphics (1995) archive.org/details/1995...
a tunnel on a rockface (shrubs and trees around) with large eyes, watching as a train enters it.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
RIP David Hockney
A Bigger Splash - 1967 David Hockney painting of an modernist LA pool with no diver visible but a huge splash in the water as if one dived into it
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❍ @latticeparable.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
stars aligned
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❍ @latticeparable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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❍ @latticeparable.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
loving eclipse
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Savaged Regime @lazygecko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mancubus has a terrifying secret
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The drawing of the Duke is going well. I’d actually really love to do a large finished illustration piece soon. I was thinking I’d draw the Sunken Palace from my story. I’ll have to go into the city next week to hunt for good paper.
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My Abandonware @myabandonware.com · 29/05/2026
New release: Interactive Sailing (1994 - Win 3.x) - www.myabandonware.com/game/interact… #abandonware
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thomás Sánchez (b.1948, Cuba) Inner Love, 2020. #Acrylics
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
a guy walks up to a restaurant called "shrimp hut"

he enters and a guy says "what can i fry up for ya?"

the camera flips and we see that the first guy is wearing a hat that says "shrimp boy" and also a bib with a shrimp on it. he says "take a wild fuckin guess"

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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Another fascinating name I've stumbled on in Deadlock.
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The final ascension of a Drifter main.
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I listened to Limp Bizkit ironically, and it is now no longer ironic. There's something terribly wrong with me.
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Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 23/05/2026
'Air Control' released on this day in 2014. A Unity asset-mash with non-functional flight controls, a total piss-take for a running plot, and completely broken mouselook implementation; sold on Steam for $5.99 before getting delisted several months later.
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A friend bought like ten goddamn keys of this piece of shit game a few years back. Learned about Anachronox from that experience, which is an absolutely fantastic game. Feels like I got kicked in the teeth then got handed ten bucks during that week lol
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Everytime I play Kill/Marry/Fuck I go KILL KILL KILL" is a quote that isn't leaving my memory anytime soon.
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Everytime the people I play with roll Drifter in Deadlock, they put on a fake Cajun accent and say they like to kill increasingly obscure occupations - Retail Workers, Dentists, Ice Sculptors, Underwater Welders, House Flippers, Public Sanitation Workers, Hand Models, Puppeteers
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Got a pair of MDR-7506's today and god DAMN is it an improvement to my last pair. Bass sounds so nice on these things.
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you want to paint more loosely, use a bigger brush.
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ompuco @ompu.co · 14/05/2026
crazy comparing the horse's initial debut to where it is now
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
One of these days I'll read over stupid game shit like Lineage of Earl. Narrating poetry garbage is surprisingly fun.
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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"Just One More Dungeon Floor, I Promise It'll Be Better This Time", a minimalist top-down dungeon crawler and love letter to DUNGEON ENCOUNTERS, is 50% off (1.49 USD)! It also has equipment durability, hunger, and a findable character on every floor! cannibalinteractive.itch.io/just-one-mor...
A series of white grid squares among a brown background. A white at sign is in the tile in the center of the screen.An equip menu showing Ms. Ninh the Temp Worker equipping an Axe 01 with the description "Deals 10+PA damage. -3 SP. Physical, Melee, Single, Fixed."An item menu with Chorizo Burrito selected and the description "A flavorful meat burrito. +25% HP, 5% AP. Spicy. Cures Cravings."A JRPG battle screen where one of the five party members is KO'd and three enemies are present. The battle log overlaps with some of the enemies as the first character in the party, Ms. Ninh, used Bell 01 which broke and then dealt damage to all of the enemies.
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Rem and Billy accept their fates
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Air fryers are a blessing. I just throw shit in there and it comes out done. Fucking magic, man
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 08/05/2026
come to bravil
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My Abandonware @myabandonware.com · 07/05/2026
New release: Vitae (1998 - Win) - www.myabandonware.com/game/vitae-10… #abandonware
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Gee, I REALLY wish I could upload mp3 files onto this shithole
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Swear to god I gotta force myself to finish some tracks. I have a damn tracklist finished for an album I started working on in December, but my stupid idiot self's been too busy to finish anything
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 07/05/2026
everyone wants an art hoe until the wrong synapses fire in her brain and she puts mumford and sons on the aux. like sorry none of you can find beauty in the profane like me
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Lord above some people just don't have a sense of soul
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
INTROIT & PROPHECY AT 1420 MHZ OUT NOW. VIDEO BY ROBERT BEATTY. INFERNO. 29 MAY 2026. warp.net/introit-prop...
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's dumb as fuck stumbling across random negativity for a piece of media you're hyped about. Like I've seen a few posts on people saying the next BoC release is gonna suck, wanting to AI upscale some blurred teaser image, that kind of stuff. Social media is lame as fuck and people have no whimsy
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My Abandonware @myabandonware.com · 10/04/2026
New release: Angeln 2009 (2008 - Win) - www.myabandonware.com/game/angeln-2… #abandonware
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Been playing Deadlock more and it turns out Yamato actually has some tech to her. QUICKLY becoming one of the characters in my rotation. Going to miss when her dan-akroyd-ass model gets replaced.
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The next merch drop has GOTTA be fire.
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 07/04/2026
Cataclysm: The Last Generation generates random craters by spawning missiles at game start that blow up chunks of the environment. Every once in a blue moon one spawns right next to your starting location and instantly maims or kills you. I will never fix this, it is always funny.
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
youtu.be/aA8BVq3fRqc Can't believe I've been waiting ten years for a new Boards of Canada album, and there's now a significantly higher chance I'll be hearing another one within my lifetime. Holy FUCK we are SO BACK.
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Boards of Canada // BOC VHS // 2026-04-06
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Feels like bizarro-world Shiv in a way. I main dash-shiv so baiting gullible carries into walls is already ingrained in my DNA at this point
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hated Venator at first but holy SHIT I love melee builds on em. I feel like I earned the mandate of heaven slamming a Mcginnis against a wall, shanking her and just braining her with a crossbow.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/02/2026
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
David Bates (American, b. 1952). Night Fishing (1987, oil on canvas).
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ryōhei Tanaka (Japanese, 1933–2019) "Crow and Persimmon in the Snow", 2008. Color Etching with Aquatint, 18 × 18 inches. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Son of Count Shrimpula @satampierrot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm under the firm belief that you can't say you're good at mixing music until you hide the shittiest VST's into a mix without anyone either noticing or batting an eye, one or the other
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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