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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually, sorry, I genuinely do think less of you if you’re still posting or sharing shit from X
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 16/09/2026
We are joining Macklemore in donating to the people of Palestine with another $10,000 to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, which will help aid families amid the ongoing genocide. We encourage our followers & anyone with the means to join if they can: pcrf.net
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
These new ads that are shilling chatGPT to old people are so fucking dark sided oh my god
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
we as redheads are allowed to be evil
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Handsome older man smacked my butt at gay trivia last night and didn't even stop long enough to give me his number? Chivalry is dead
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A man says "if I die please do NOT clear my search history" to another man. He leans in with greater intensity and says "I want people to know what I was into." The other man asks "is it... bad?" The first man, with an expression of aggressive dread, makes a fist and says "no, it is baffling."
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cats: the Jellicle Ball getting canceled nobody fucking talk to me
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So you're telling me the GOP has been keeping Mitch McConnell's head in a freezer, Walt Disney style, to maintain their senate majority just for Lindsey Graham to go and kick the bucket?
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It does not take so long to mince fresh garlic to be using this nasty shit
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
New irrational fear has been unlocked
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Really needed an ego boost and just so happens I ran into my insanely hot acquaintance who cruises me in the steam room this week, maybe god is real
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Instagram ads are out of control
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The secret about underwear is that any underwear looks good when you have the body of a model like I promise you gays we don't need to be spending $150 on the Instagram underwear
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Lost another pair of shorts to my big fat juicy bubble butt, thank you for your service 🫡
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The fact that their president is in power and they still feel the need to cover their faces should be very telling. They know that most of us hate people like them and that retribution is coming. We will win.
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What the hell, sure
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
June 30th
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 26/06/2026
Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die: “Quickly.” (www.vanityfair.com/story/rupaul...)
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I hope all my friends describe me simply as a 'weird creature' when I die
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One time I saw Kennedy Davenport at Roundup in Dallas. She wasn't even performing she was just standing there, but I was drunk and I love giving drag queens money so I gave her $20. This week she earned that $20 and then some.
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dear skeeter @amcgaylist.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
gay guy music video night and i’m queueing this
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DoctorCarlton @doctorcarlton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Never forget those we lost at Pulse 10 years ago. #Pulse #Orlando #lgbtq #latinx
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Guy on the apps you talk to every 2-4 weeks but have never and will never meet up with" is a load bearing parasocial relationship for gay guys. In this essay I will
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💀 skeletori amos 💀 @rivalconga.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.
A photo of Tony Head with a fan, standing in a barn near a horse. Tumblr post from dracofidus: If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you'd best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we've always had a little contact over the years and he heard I'd come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to "Sarah" and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and look loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Utger and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a massive hug. Waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I was back safe.
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is both a warning and a threat
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I would pay a not insignificant amount of money to be allowed to rip one of the letters off myself
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
All he had to do was not cast HIMSELF as the lead in that movie and it would've been perfectly fine
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
slate.com
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fuck this Dies Irae from Verdi's Requiem makes me wanna vogue. Should I?
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Throwing ass in the club to the Washington Post March by John Philip Sousa
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A cool thing about DC having the "best" metro system in the US is that when the temperature hits 90 degrees everything just stops working
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's actually so homophobic that the 3 days I have to work this week it's 90 and sunny and then as soon as my 5 day weekend starts it's going to drop to 55 and raining
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We used to have slaves
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"I out-Ciried Cirie" is the kind of worm brained grandstanding nonsense that makes me hate new era all-superfan casting like PLEASE bffr
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"$1.776 billion" why is everything SO stupid now
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Scott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜
Top: Daphne from the live-action Scooby-Doo film saying, “I’m looking for clues.”

Bottom: The voodoo man responding to Daphne with, “Here’s a clue — purple is a Fall color. It’s the middle of May!”
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I cannot stress enough how much anyone who complains about the government spending money to give new parents free diapers should never know one single moment of peace
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We need a grunge / alt rock / pop punk revival
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
There's poetry to the F2. It's elegant. You vote people out until it's impossible to do so. The F3 is barbarous and ugly and an affront to god.
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Ethan 🎃👻💀 @ethandn1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
🚨 NEW PHILLIPE BESSON IN TWO WEEKS 🚨
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ami not getting to be part of the Black Widow Brigade will never sit right with me 😭
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Charli releasing a new song that's literally less than 2 minutes, what the fuck are we even doing anymore
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
happy star wars day to this tweet in particular
Tweet by Goblin Boy @swinginpaeteigh

Luke sky walker did not wear black velvet and the Chanel boots to the sarlac pit just for Ju Abrams to say that someone else is gonna be the first gay in starwar. Don't worry mr. sky walker. I
saw your Chanel boots.
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Boy kibble" discourse pisses me off bc why are we writing news article about food that has existed for centuries. You're talking about kheema and pilau. You took perfectly good Indian food and gave it an eating disorder is what you did #cooking #food #foodsky 🍽️👨‍🍳🍜
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The sound you just heard is every gay man on earth collectively gasping
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Last concert at my old job done ✅ now onto bigger and better things
Faceless gay guy serving cunt in a jewel tone blue suit
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I contain Matthewtudes🌈 @sassmattster.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think it's also important to remember that Trump absolutely despises DC because of how much the people who live here hate him and he probably gets a sick pleasure and feeling of domination over us by tearing down our landmarks just to rebuild them in his image
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Stephanie Damassa @shdamassa.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If you like what happened in Virginia, you’re gonna love DC statehood
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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