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Zaven Sargsyan

@sargsyanz.bsky.social
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Internist at Baylor College of Medicine, Houston

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 20h
oh, you clicked the print button? guess that means you wanna print this document, huh. well guess what, fuck-o, you can’t. this document is in PROTECTED VIEW. that means you can’t do SHIT ……… unless … i guess you could click the enable print button … but then you’re gonna have to press print again
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Emily Moin @emilymoin.com · 25/09/2026
Gift link, and some reactions herein. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
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Opinion | Being a Doctor Will Never Be the Same After A.I. (Gift Article)
I’m confident in my mastery over what doctors do — and less confident about my continued mastery of an ever-evolving universe of facts.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aligns with my teen priors
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James Pirruccello 🎃🦇🧹 @jamespirruccello.com · 16/09/2026
Well that's a bit on the nose
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Click to Cancel" needs to become policy everywhere. I am on the phone with Terminix for the third time since selling my house in May of 2026 that I actually did indeed intend to cancel my services when I sold my house.
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Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I often say, "I don't know yet. Here's what we do know..." and then give all the facts that are incontrovertible. I make it sound like an investigation (which it is) and we're partners in solving the case. At least, that's what I try to do.
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Emily Moin @emilymoin.com · 07/09/2026
I'm a huge believer in sequential random draws as the best way to develop intuitive understanding of probability distributions and for that and many reasons I really love this website anyhumanever.com
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Any Human Ever
One life, drawn at random from all who have ever lived.
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Paul Williams @paulnwilliams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kind of an exhausting discussion for me. Not sure you can convince me that the "harms" of doing a physical examination outweigh the possible benefits, especially since this is nearly impossible to study in any kind of meaningful way. www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
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Physical Examination for Asymptomatic Adults | NEJM
This feature about a healthy person’s visit to a physician offers a case vignette accompanied by two essays, one recommending that the physician perform a routine physical examination and the other .....
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
imagine you’re a vet and someone shows up to your clinic with a hedgehog and you think “damn, i wish i hadn’t slept through hedgehog week in vet school”
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why were there only 3 measles deaths in the last 10 years Robert
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
found a guy:
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2 Diabetes 2 Mellitus
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
~ 1895 Heidelberg, Germany ~ Scientist: Yo Herr Nissl what should we call the microscopic anatomy you discovered. German neuropathologist Franz Nissl (wearing the head mirror upside down): uh call it fucking a- Nissl’s fucking uhhhhh…. UHHhHh- Substance
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Jeremy Faust, MD @jeremyfaust.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Last week was full of lies and misinformation. Let’s start this week with data. open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
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One graph to shut RFK Jr. up.
The best argument against his nonsense is data. Here it is...
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Emily Moin @emilymoin.com · 28/07/2026
insurance ad urges viewers to fight doctors who say drug right for them
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 28/07/2026
Welcome to Hell
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Paul Bleicher @pbleic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Astonishing. RFK Jr. adds 8 members to a 6 member FDA advisory panel. 6 of them were sellers of peptides, and the 7th a compounding pharmacist. In an 8-6 vote with all 8 votes coming from these new panel members, the panel approved 4 peptides against the objections of FDA scientists.
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FDA Panel Supports Lifting Restrictions on Four Peptides (Gift Article)
In an all-day hearing, the agency’s scientists argued against allowing broad access to unproven drugs that the agency had banned three years ago.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This was a great study evidence.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
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A Randomized Trial of Interval Likelihood Ratios for Clinical Decision-Making
Dichotomized reporting of diagnostic test results may oversimplify test characteristics. Interval likelihood ratios (ILRs), test characteristics across a range of values, offer a nuanced alternativ...
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Caduceus Wild Podcast @caduceuswildpod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"We describe the case of a 42-year-old woman who self-treated undiagnosed Addison's disease for several years with soy sauce and liquorice sticks. [...] Our patient described an unusual diet of liquorice sticks and soy sauce, consuming around 46 g of salt per week."
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Liquorice and soy sauce, a life-saving concoction in a patient with Addison's disease - PubMed
Addison's disease is a relatively common disorder to endocrinologists, but is rare and potentially fatal when presenting acutely. Treatment now involves replacement of glucocorticoids and mineralocort...
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Reading some one star user reviews for the Draft Kings app:

Ratings & Reviews
Bad app

Sun • Conwon16
They took all my money
Ratings & Reviews
Terrible
Sun • PaSlotPlayer
Slots are terrible. You might win $100 once a month. After $1000's in deposits.
Ratings & Reviews
Rigged
Thu • DeGuiz
Odds of winning are low
Ratings & Reviews
Please help
Feb 9. Tyler onkolo
I now have a gambling addiction and lost my kids.
Thanks Draftkings
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NEJM.org @nejm.org · 27/06/2026
A 47-year-old man with heart failure with a reduced ejection fraction and an ICD for the primary prevention of sudden cardiac death presented with an unheralded syncopal event, which had been captured by video surveillance at work. Read the full case details: nej.md/4w1yfJM
A still from a surveillance video where the patient collapses during work. To the right, there are three medical electrocardiogram (ECG) charts. These images are from an Images in Clinical Medicine article titled "Unheralded Syncope from Ventricular Arrhythmia."
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wow www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
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Unheralded Syncope from Ventricular Arrhythmia | NEJM
A 47-year-old man with heart failure with a reduced ejection fraction and an ICD for the primary prevention of sudden cardiac death presented with an unheralded syncopal event, which had been captu...
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Emily Moin @emilymoin.com · 21/06/2026
It’s giving, “Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?”
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Step 1: pain
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dear all companies, Sending me a satisfaction survey after you sell me a service or goods is a great way to make me suddenly dissatisfied. Thanks, Most customers
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Paul Sax @paulsaxmd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So much we need to learn about tick-related infections, so this effort by HHS is welcome. But I worry deeply about the company they keep in their announcement. More here: #IDSky #Medsky voices.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
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Lyme Disease Deserves Better — But Better Starts with Better Evidence
A recent federal announcement to combat tick-borne disease has a promising premise but deserves scrutiny.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
accidentally put two diagnoses of exclusion on my differential and now i don’t know what to do
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Making a case for bedside rounds on day one of service
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 30/04/2026
I genuinely think the best way to deal with this shit is to run nonstop psa's showing cows being milked and how much shit is involved. actual shit
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I need derm, ENT, and herpetology consults
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Roby Bhattacharyya @roby-b.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
People seem pretty upset about this #onhere but as someone who works in this hood and bikes most days, this is more functional as a bike lock than the median commenter seems to think. Also I get a dad-joke chuckle out of it as a bicyclic bicycle lock (a bicycle to which you can lock your bicycle 🥁)
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
hobby: pasting text into the URL bar and then copying it again to launder it of weird formatting
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
top row: stock photo of woman with look of disgust at something off screen; next to her is a copy of J D vance’s hillbilly elegy

bottom row: stock photo of same woman with look of admiration, a generous smile with a finger at the corner of her mouth, looking off screen. next to her is a copy of barbara kingsolver’s demon copperhead
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
jumping onto a tram and frantically telling the driver to follow that other tram
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Don't be shy to take on a little two-week side project. These five months will be the most precious three years of your academic journey.
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 10/04/2026
how much money does the marine corps lose
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I did some research to try and figure out when my death date would be if there had been no treatment for my cancer. I don't know why I assumed it would be some date in the future, but, in fact, I passed the middle of the "no treatment survival" bell curve more than a year ago. Thanks chemo.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
time to distill the effluent from our dialysis units
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@IM_Crit_ @imcrit.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
ICU Snapshots: This is what I don't want to see when a patient on heparin drip crashes:
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@IM_Crit_ @imcrit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
ICU - Board Review Qs: 60 yo pt admitted to the ICU because of inferior STEMI. Emergency cath: 100% proximal RCA occlusion treated successfully with stenting One hour post-PCI: dyspnea/anxiety - BP: 94/70, HR: 60/min (sinus). Phys exam: JVD (+), clear lungs, cool extremities
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Emily Moin @emilymoin.com · 10/04/2026
A researcher knowingly preprinted misinformation in order to run an "experiment" of whether LLMs would resurface it as medical knowledge. Academia has finally invented its own version of the classic meme. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Study of degree of pyuria alone vs. pyuria / uOsm ration in predicting positive culture
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NEJM.org @nejm.org · 06/04/2026
NEJM Clinician Editor-in-Chief Raja-Elie Abdulnour, MD explains a trial that evaluated the clinical impact of continuing vs holding GLP-1–based medications prior to upper endoscopy. Read the key results and comment from Sara Turbow, MD, MPH: jwat.ch/4sKvoUq
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