Reposted by Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&Rpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 167124082647
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 02/10/2026I love surprise 4:30 PM meetings on a friday. Best time to have an unbounded meeting with upper management. 020
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 17/09/2026Pro move: bill them for the labor to fix their mistake. 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 16/09/2026I still make my power point decks by hand - and everyone asks me how to prompt copilot to get the same beautiful slides. Oh baby girl, it’s called talent. If you want to learn it, you got to earn it. 162
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 16/09/2026Hence why they show up in the comments 😋 000
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 15/09/2026Yeah - it gets really useful when you’re spinning up like a dozen similar hosts at once and want it repeatable but programatic. Ive it the problem it solves, but my brain doesn’t work the way nix demands it to 😋 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 15/09/2026Fedora? I mean… Fedora is okay I guess… 😋 I’m bracing for the Mint folks in the comments 110
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 15/09/2026I keep setting up new debian instances, with little tweaks here and there based on what im doing - and so it seems to reason that nix would let me define how I'd want certain systems built repeatedly. The cost is learning nix - which I am not yet willing to do. 110
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 15/09/2026I finally understand why the nix people love it so much. I just don't have the brain for this yet... 120
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 13/09/2026wait. you trench your own fiber? How - I too must build a metro ethernet network across the city to my father’s house so we can have site to site backups like a proper family. 110
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 06/09/2026There must be a german word for that mournful feeling you have when you realize that all the ideas you have that feel so great in the moment you’ll never be able to accomplish them all. 020
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 05/09/2026I’m always surprised by how much goes unchecked at a k-12. 000
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 04/09/2026when you rework the same slide for the 20th time because there wasn’t enough observability.static.klipy.comCowboy Bebop: Spike Spiegel's Eye TwitchAlt: Cowboy Bebop: Spike Spiegel's Eye Twitch 020
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 03/09/2026Do they have yet another unified, autonomous, bridge to sell me? 000
Reposted by Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&RDan Vincent @ Userlandia @kefkafloyd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Other companies said it was daft to build a scanner into a computer, but I built it all the same, just to show ‘em. It jammed all the time. So I built a second one. That also jammed. So I built a third one. That froze the computer, caught on fire, and jammed. But the fourth one worked! 171
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comAziz Light! The Fifth Element TallyALT: Aziz Light! The Fifth Element Tally 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 30/08/2026I was there when analog telephones and ethernet converged… Voice and data, together at last. Packets prioritized from end to end. SCCP, MGCP, and SIP were the rulers of the land, and it was good. 000
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 30/08/2026Finding that one metric fastener in a never ending sea of imperial bolts is punishment for the attempt. 000
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 27/08/2026hey. dont tell people that. i need my job. 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 27/08/2026No no… You’re supposed to “yes, and…” and “keep a growth mindset”. 🥲 000
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 27/08/2026Same. It’s unrelated to my living in proximity of the cheerios factory… I think. 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 26/08/2026oh boy - don’t let it get to your head! 000
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 24/08/2026Please. Why. WHY?! I just need to know… 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 24/08/2026I worked at Timmy’s - I’ve witnessed how things are done behind that counter. “Fresh” is defined by the label in crayon on the pot, which is erasable. 001
Reposted by Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&RGlen Akins @bikerglen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Check out my latest blog post where I answer important questions like "What if Hayes wasn’t the only tech company to build a clock?"bikerglen.comWhat if Hayes Wasn’t the Only Tech Company to Build a Clock? 1168
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 22/08/20267 layers and all of them hurt. please unplug me. 020
Reposted by Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&RSardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 21/08/2026Nothing beats the throughput of a ‘11 Mazda 2. 061
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 21/08/2026Oh. No. I like it less than before. Who let em touch the network? Stay in your lane volt jockey. 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 21/08/2026why would an end user care? That’s the part that scares me. 110
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 21/08/2026Nothing beats the throughput of a ‘11 Mazda 2. 061
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 20/08/2026I too would love -just- closed captions. Everywhere. But what good are smart glasses unless I can sell you ad space? 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 20/08/2026Consume as much electricity as a medium size city 120
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 20/08/2026It works. Don't touch my trash. My trash. 000
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 17/08/2026Snap is a classic! My partner dusts off the N64 every once in a while to play it too. 110
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 09/08/2026The sun is a deadly lazerstatic.klipy.comThe Sun Is A Deadly LazerALT: The Sun Is A Deadly Lazer 000
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 09/08/2026Cheeky is just being clever, but bent with a small degree of malevolence. 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 09/08/2026This is the most brain dead shit I’ve heard of. Almost as brain dead as the anti-maskers. Get outta here with that shit - if i don’t want to have my nerves rattles by the cacophony of traffic - thats my business. Fuck you. My nerves, my headphones. mind your fuckin business. 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 07/08/2026You do? Seems like a less than ideal situation to me. 010
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 04/08/2026jfc - can social media CEOs just stfu already? This is precisely why we can’t have nice things. I’m tired of the manipulation of all the things we now use to find common ground with others. I forget theres no profit in letting users do what they want without coercion. 011
Reposted by Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&RElle 🍄 Flowerbud @pxpetals.com · 04/08/2026Not out of the woods, but Flynn is back to being a cat 🤞🏼🧡 1242
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 04/08/2026Much better today, after some fluids and an appetite stimulant. Let’s see what the bloodwork comes back with today. 020
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 03/08/2026Here we are at the emergency vet again - Flynn, is 18 years old and hasn’t eaten in 24 hours now. Hopefully we’ll find out whats up soon. 040
Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 01/08/2026Oh boy, just wait until the CIO makes friends with an MSP who promises they can cut the budget in half, then proceeds to both double the budget and increase downtime while never answering requests within the SLA - all while paying half for the same skilled labor! 120