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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 02/10/2026

I love surprise 4:30 PM meetings on a friday. Best time to have an unbounded meeting with upper management.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 16/09/2026

I still make my power point decks by hand - and everyone asks me how to prompt copilot to get the same beautiful slides. Oh baby girl, it’s called talent. If you want to learn it, you got to earn it.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 15/09/2026

I finally understand why the nix people love it so much. I just don't have the brain for this yet...

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 06/09/2026

There must be a german word for that mournful feeling you have when you realize that all the ideas you have that feel so great in the moment you’ll never be able to accomplish them all.

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Dan Vincent @ Userlandia @kefkafloyd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Other companies said it was daft to build a scanner into a computer, but I built it all the same, just to show ‘em. It jammed all the time. So I built a second one. That also jammed. So I built a third one. That froze the computer, caught on fire, and jammed. But the fourth one worked!

Inserting a Dark Forces CD booklet cover into the EasyPhoto Drive.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 30/08/2026

I was there when analog telephones and ethernet converged… Voice and data, together at last. Packets prioritized from end to end. SCCP, MGCP, and SIP were the rulers of the land, and it was good.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 30/08/2026

Finding that one metric fastener in a never ending sea of imperial bolts is punishment for the attempt.

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Glen Akins @bikerglen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Check out my latest blog post where I answer important questions like "What if Hayes wasn’t the only tech company to build a clock?"

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What if Hayes Wasn’t the Only Tech Company to Build a Clock?

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 22/08/2026

7 layers and all of them hurt. please unplug me.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 21/08/2026

Nothing beats the throughput of a ‘11 Mazda 2.

An image of a mazda 2 from 2011 in silver. The drivers side rear door and hatch are wide open. The car is fully loaded with boxes labeled “CISCO”.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 21/08/2026

Nothing beats the throughput of a ‘11 Mazda 2.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 20/08/2026

Consume as much electricity as a medium size city

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 09/08/2026

Cheeky is just being clever, but bent with a small degree of malevolence.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 09/08/2026

This is the most brain dead shit I’ve heard of. Almost as brain dead as the anti-maskers. Get outta here with that shit - if i don’t want to have my nerves rattles by the cacophony of traffic - thats my business. Fuck you. My nerves, my headphones. mind your fuckin business.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 04/08/2026

jfc - can social media CEOs just stfu already? This is precisely why we can’t have nice things. I’m tired of the manipulation of all the things we now use to find common ground with others. I forget theres no profit in letting users do what they want without coercion.

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Elle 🍄 Flowerbud @pxpetals.com · 04/08/2026

Not out of the woods, but Flynn is back to being a cat 🤞🏼🧡

Flynn, my fluffy orange cat, perching on my drawing tablet as usual. He is wearing a teal harness, we are outside

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 04/08/2026

Much better today, after some fluids and an appetite stimulant. Let’s see what the bloodwork comes back with today.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 03/08/2026

Here we are at the emergency vet again - Flynn, is 18 years old and hasn’t eaten in 24 hours now. Hopefully we’ll find out whats up soon.

An 18 year old orange long haired cat, Flynn, who’s resting comfortably on his blanket in his carrier while waiting to be seen by the emergency veterinarian

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 30/07/2026

Americans really do their best to just repress the intrusive thoughts that make them feel bad. Acknowledging them out loud often gets you socially ostracized.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 29/07/2026

I wish this even applied. No standard was followed. Vendors just be makin shit up for the hell of it, I guess. Why do that though? Feels like more work to just invent your own log standard whole cloth.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 29/07/2026

I started doing this in my messages and emails professionally - I want people to know that - I - am sending them a message, and that -I- use my own voice.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 29/07/2026

Parsing logs has taught me that RFCs aren't real, and I should never expect them to be followed. Love that.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 29/07/2026

I am so tired of hearing the president dead name trans women whose only crime was being seen in a beer commercial.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 25/07/2026

*opens cereal box* Welcome to the new agentic cereal experience! Just ask any … *throws out cereal and goes on to tell everyone around me what cereal to avoid*

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 25/07/2026

i was choking on an ice cube i accidentally swallowed whole but then it melted a little and i was fine

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 24/07/2026

Please, for the love of GOD take me back to the time where I can roll my eyes during meetings the phrase "Single-Pane-of-Glass" - I miss those days. Now it's "AI powered ObSeRvAbIlItY". Please - shoot me in the head now, why don't you. End my suffering.

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DilDog 🅅 @dildog.l0pht.com · 22/07/2026

OpenAI allowing their robot to hack HuggingFace reminds me of a bunch of blackhats on IRC egging on a 14 year old to hack something to be cool and then denying any involvement when they get caught. They could have stopped it, but they chose not to. This is 1990 for AI security.

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Sardonic Systems, INC.™️©️,&R @sardonic.systems · 22/07/2026

Born to be a digital magician, forced to spread sheets.

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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 20/07/2026

inspired by a true story!

Frog put the UEFI application signatures in a SecureBoot. “There,” he said. “Now we will not boot any more unsigned UEFI applications.”

“But we can disable SecureBoot,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

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Amodi has a vested interest in convincing everyone it’s conscious. Or suffering from ai psychosis. Or both 🤷🏻‍♂️

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NEW RULE Don't send an LLM to do the job of a deterministic tool.

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Why is it that every time I think “people wont put up with this”, they put up with it, and ‘this’ just gets worse?

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cbass @stochasticbrainrot.com · 16/07/2026

“oh fuck, I’m literally MADE of cybercr—“ [MISALIGNED alarm starts ringing, classifiers slam shut]

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Miata Gang Offers You Choccy Milk @miatachoccy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Picture of 5 Mazda MX-5 Miata sports cars, with a glass of chocolate milk in front. Text: Miata gang offers you choccy milk, They shall return next Wednesday

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Indiana Jones and the Guardian of the Hormuz Strait

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cosplaying as a plumber, because affording things? In this economy?

two lengths of galvanized pipe joined by an at least 78 year old valve that is leaking into a bucket. it sprayed me with water immediately after touching it. this photo is after id gotten the main water valve off.

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WELL THERES THE PROBLEM Maybe… Idk, there’s supposed to be an apple MFi coprocessor where these empty pads are. U3001 should be populated with this chip per the repair guide… I think I’ve hit a dead end here.

This main circuit board from a Bose SoundTouch 10 that seems to be missing, from factory, an Apple MFi auth coprocessor.

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Hydration people. If you take stimulant meds - extra hydration for you.

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Because at work it’s two half rotten halves of egg salad that don’t fit together, and everyone argues about why. At home I can make it the way I want, and that gives me peace.

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heres a fun one: My UPS causes a VM to shut down (and not when it should).

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