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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦

@sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social
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Missives from a displaced Canadian living in blistering heat of Texas. Misanthrope. Loves poutine and wrestling. But not wrestling IN poutine.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tillamook brand cheese is excellent. Bigots are garbage. This is an easy choice to make.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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John Pollock @iamjohnpollock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AEW wrestler Pac has died, according to an announcement by the company He was all over Saturday's All Out event, wrestling in the pay-per-view opener and involved in the main event This is another tragedy, and my best to all those close to him
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WTF? PAC is dead? This is insane. His match last night was sooo good. Hard to believe he just put on such an incredible match just 24 hours ago.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you didn't cry your eyes out or at the very least shed a year or two watching AEW tonight, all I can say is you must be a heartless and uncaring piece of shit. Keep fighting #RebelHeart #AEWDynamite
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Did he not stop to think that the hockey pucks would all mostly land heavy side down?
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The collective boredom upon the entrance of "The Painmaker" is very much evident. Even Ciampa is looking at him like, "this fuckin' dork."
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Damned right it was!
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OOOOO The PAINMAKER? *yawn*
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sometimes I wonder if Kenny Omega would be as popular if he'd chosen a different Greek letter for his name. Like, what if he was Eric Epsilon? Or Benny Omicron.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
All set for #ForbiddenDoor. In typical AEW fashion, there's not a single match on here I'm not excited about. Buckle up folks, it's going to be a great night of wrestling.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Took a bit of a break to eat and stuff and now I've gone back in the timeline to so that I maintain continuity. So I'm two hours behind. And now we have Leah Sparks from 2006 time traveling her way into the #InfiniteRumble I may fast forward a bit to eventually catch up.
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We are HALF WAY to our $30,000 GOAL! #InfiniteRumble! WATCH it LIVE: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/VQQor1a... DONATE to FIGHTING BACK: tiltify.com/@fighting-ba... #MysteryWrestling
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Mystery Wrestling & Fighting Back present The Infinite Rumble | 24 HOUR CHARITY WRESTLING EVENT
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You're definitely taking one for the team when you come to the ring with a really bad sunburn and everyone in the ring with you takes turns chopping your burnt chest. #InfiniteRumble
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Aw, bummer. I was hoping Psycho Mike would be in the ring and not on commentary. #InfiniteRumble
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
WHAT? Stu is eliminated?!?!? #InfiniteRumble Gotta stay tuned. I'm sure they'll find a way to get him back in.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I seriously love matches like the Worlds Longest Wrestling Match and the #InfiniteRumble. It's like watching theater kids that are actually wrestlers improvising their way through 24 hours of wrestling. It's like a jazz concert but wrestling.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Anyone wanna informally bet on how long Stu Grayson stays in this thing? I would LOVE to see him go a full 24 hours and WIN the #InfiniteRumble being put on by @mysterywrestling.bsky.social to benefit the @cancersociety.bsky.social
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🎃 J. Margot Witch 🎃 @jmargotcritch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
. @eviluno.bsky.social: we're only 3 hours and 38 minutes into this. *delirious laughter* #InfiniteRumble #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You know, that sloth looks suspiciously like Junior Benito. SHENANIGANS!!! @mysterywrestling.bsky.social #InfiniteRumble
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 22/06/2026
This is gettin' kinda Lord of the Flies. #MysteryWrestling #InfiniteRumble 🤼
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Beardido @benniethebear.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ive keep checking in on #MysteryWrestling infinite Rumble and every other time I check in it appears 7 or 8 people are having a sleep over at the wrestling school, and 6 of them are having night terrors 🤣 #IndyWrestling
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
So far @mysterywrestling.bsky.social has raised $11,703 for @cancersociety.bsky.social during their 24 hour #InfiniteRumble. Watch it. Donate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQQo...
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Mystery Wrestling & Fighting Back Wrestling With Cancer present The Infinite Rumble | 24 HOUR STREAM
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
2 HOURS AND 25 MINUTES IN! Who’s watching?! WATCH it LIVE: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/VQQor1a... DONATE to FIGHTING BACK: tiltify.com/@fighting-ba... #MysteryWrestling
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Mystery Wrestling & Fighting Back present The Infinite Rumble | 24 HOUR CHARITY WRESTLING EVENT
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Watch some silly stupid wrestling and donate to the Canadian Cancer Society while you do it! Mystery Wrestling based out of Gatineau is putting on a 24 hour Infinite Rumble that you can watch on twitter or twitch. #InfiniteRumble www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQQo...
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Mystery Wrestling & Fighting Back Wrestling With Cancer present The Infinite Rumble | 24 HOUR STREAM
YouTube video by Evil Uno presents Mystery Wrestling
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And NEW! I love it. This brings me great joy. I am so diggin' what Lio is doing with this character.
Lio Rush clutching his newly won TV title.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Is it really a Stadium Stampede match if nobody so much as leaves ringside?
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is not wrong.
dhuartson:

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby.  That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
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JudgeExistentialDredd @aboynamedkamille.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"AEW has too many time limit draws!" You people didn't have to live through a decade of WWE and TNA seemingly trying to out do each other on who could have the most DQ finishes on a single show.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Typical of my normally warm climate city. Panic buying going on in the grocery store. All because it will dip below freezing or *checks notes* THREE WHOLE DAYS. ugh. Never fails. Every goddamned time.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Pre-ordered this book waaaay back in September and it finallly arrived today, after initially telling me it might take until May. Very excited to dive into this book. I think any of us kids that grew up on TV Ontario would love this trip down memory lane.
The book cover for ImagiNation - The Golden Age Of Toronto Kids TV.  It features such popular kids show characters like Ananas, Jeff and Muffy from Today's Special and Polka-Roo sitting in front of a television in a living room setting.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christopher Massachusetts to one and all!
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It's not Christmas until.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jun6...
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Holidays With The Hangman - AEW Christmas | AEW on TV
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Whelp. Time for me to find a new browser. Any suggestions? It's a shame too, because I've been using Firefox for over a decade. AI has already invaded all my work tools to the point that I'm exhausted by all the invasive prompting for me to use them. www.gamingonlinux.com/2025/12/it-j...
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It just keeps getting worse - Firefox to "evolve into a modern AI browser"
Just like Google plan with Chrome, Mozilla aren't sitting still on expanding Firefox into something resembling a web browser but with more AI.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
When you go to put on the pants that were washed and hung out to dry yesterday only to discover that they got shit on by a bird. Correction: birdS. Two birds shit on my freshly cleaned pants. Great way to start the day.
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I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A trip down memory lane. Go Jays! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qag6...
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Ok Blue Jays Song w/ Lyrics
YouTube video by BLUEJAYSYAJEULB
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
A photo of wrestler Maki Itoh standing next to Danhausen.  Both are in Danhausen make-up and both look adorable.
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 02/10/2025
We have to stand on business. Hangman is doing a real thing here, taking a stand. We all are. But we gotta back it up with numbers. We HAVE to send a message. Click the links. Fill out the forms. Do the thing. It takes but a minute. Stand with human rights and dignity. And back up Hangman.
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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HBO Max | Feedback
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
What the fuck @aewontv.bsky.social ? You need to get these fucking ICE ads off your programming. Has @brodyxking.bsky.social 's example taught you nothing. Your viewers will NOT stand for this shit.
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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Two commercial breaks, two ICE ads. Y’all have got to get this shit off my show. I’d rather they play 2 Girls 1 Cup during breaks because it’s less revolting… @aewontv.bsky.social
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Andrade is back? *Yawn* 🤼🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
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RichardJR @electricbluesfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
1/7 🇨🇦 CANADA WARNS CITIZENS WITH 'X' GENDER PASSPORTS OF U.S. TRAVEL ISSUES 🇨🇦 Canada is now officially advising that citizens using the #gender-neutral "X" marker on their #passports could face problems or be #denied #entry into the #UnitedStates. Elizabeth Thompson, CBC News. #CdnPoli #Travel
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 22/09/2025
The two things authoritarians fear most is satire and hope The first exposes their absurdity and the second gives people a reason to resist them Promote satire and spread hope
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The Cracker Barrel logo is safe and children are being shot in schools. America is returning to its natural state.
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
So .....anyone ever heard of/tried brown tomatoes before? Got some at the grocery store. Gonna give them a try with dinner tonight.
Brown tomatoes in a container
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Brian Danielson may be "excusing" himself from the commentary table, but I have a pretty strong feeling this isn't the last we'll see of him tonight. #ForbiddenDoor #Wrestlesky #AEW 🤼
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🇨🇦Misanthropic Canadian🇨🇦 @sarcasticcanadian.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
YOU DO NOT LAY YOUR HANDS ON @princekingnana.bsky.social #ForbiddenDoor #wrestlesky 🤼
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