Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 19mI hope Eddie Kingston lives a very long, ideally happy life, but I still think he should record a new "addresses his enemies" video annually, to be released after his death, just to be sure he's properly told off everyone who needs telling off. 🤼 1111
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 23mIs that the first playoff game decided by an ABS challenge? ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27mChrist, Dominic Smith's been in the league a decade? *turns into dust* ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28mMichael Harris II is officially a Pain in the Ass. ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 33mIf Olson wasn't halfway to first before the ball hit the glove, he might not have struck out there, the dipshit. ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 40mI would like to see the Phillies score 39453020248202 runs here. ⚾ 110
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 41mSo wait, is there no Manfred man? ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 42mTruist Park isn't even a real place. ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 50mAndrew Painter looks like he's 11 years old. ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 50mI did not know that the Yankees pulled a "Stop kicking him, he's already dead!" on the Red Sox last night until a few minutes ago. ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 51mI'm not comfortable seeing that last name on an Atlanta jersey. ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 56mY'all, I didn't know what Michael Tracey looked like until today, and I was pretty good with that. Why do y'all watch this shit? Fuckin' torture porn-ass news-gathering habits. 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1hDamn it, you fuckers made me turn on nationally-broadcast baseball. ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1hI do feel a way about this because Fox just bought their parent company, and the show's been veering in A Direction since it was bought by said parent company, but This Old House/Ask This Old House start a new season tomorrow, and for now, it's still on PBS, or as we call it in our house, "pubis". 110
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1hPlaying a game of Incoming Migraine, Caffeine Withdrawal or Does Stuff Just Suck? 010
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1hI miss the simpler days when people would post pictures of yelling cats all day with "MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORYYYYYYYYYYYY" captioning them. 🤼 010
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h"Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Message from server: Upstream server responded with a 503 error" This happening for anyone else, or is someone who works there being spiteful in my particular direction? 140
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h134 films on the October movie list and I'm definitely forgetting a few. If our pace is completely bananas, we may get through a third of 'em. No pressure, I just want to watch so fucking much. 📽️ 020
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 20hSo what are the worst Spirit Halloween costumes this year? 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 20hDo any of you have Mac OS 27 horror stories yet? 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026With that said, happy to talk about just about anything that is not those assholes and that one fucking asshole in particular! 🤼 020
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026The dude who runs that other company for its current owners has always been a boot-licking douchebag middle management shitweasel. If justice were an actual thing, the Nation skit would've gotten Raw canceled, and the shit he pulled on Chyna would've had him in hell decades ago. 🤼 151
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026I still think baseball season is over. 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026They could get a whole series out of this. 000
Reposted by Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener BearCecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Holding wrestlers like a baby with Jake Doyle 1225731
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026#NFLPeopleUseSomeFuckingHashtagsChallenge2026 000
Reposted by Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener BearColette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wrote a short thing about PAC and his ascent in/influence upon wrestling, which is something he’ll be remembered within as one of the greatest ever. torturerackandhoney.com/on-pac-wrest... 06627
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026People are saying a lot about the workers getting the care they need as they should, and you don't usually get a lot of "Is the boss OK?" out of me for what I think are understandable reasons, but I hope Tony's got round-the-clock care right now, because he's wrecked, and that affects all of 'em. 🤼 020
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026It's my hope that we never go back to that decade or so when we were losing pro wrestlers CONSTANTLY. Some of you weren't watching, maybe not even around when that was a thing, but it got to be this awful numbness, even as a fan. 🤼 130
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026Great job, devs. I just had to mute "atlas". Buncha goddamned Randroids. 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026Whoever decided to go ahead with announcing that WWE/Bleacher Report deal today should be fired into the sun. 🤼 040
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026Just watched the Pac vs. Ace Austin match from Wednesday again. I had to, that fucking Black Arrow that just came out of nowhere had been haunting me even before the news tonight. Not foolish enough to try to ascribe meaning to any of this, but my god, what a statement that move was that night. 🤼 0131
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026Heartbroken. Again. Love and strength to all of Pac's people. 🤼allelitewrestling.comAll Elite Wrestling Announces Passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka PacAll Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. 041
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026I'm glad that I got to see a body slam. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 120
Reposted by Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener BearMemoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 23/04/2026I told people weeks ago that even last year when they were terrible, the White Sox were better than they looked, and they're better than their record this year, too. They need one or two more pieces before they're Back, but that team's gonna frustrate people expecting easy wins for their teams. 121
Reposted by Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener BearMemoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 03/06/2026Baseball teams to watch for in the next 2-3 years: White Sox, Marlins and Nationals 001
Reposted by Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener BearMemoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 05/04/2026The White Sox aren't as bad as they look. 002
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026Are all the baseball games that matter over? And by "all the baseball games that matter", I mean the regular season ones. ⚾ 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026True buckaroos all know this classic way. 010
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026They're hopping a train and going to that swinger club in The Pubic Triangle in Edinburgh. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 030
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026Yeah, there better be a Mrs. Sasquatch vs. Taya Valkyrie match in...THE FUTURE. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 040
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026Please tell me Taya gets involved in this somehow. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 020
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026... #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 000
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27/09/2026SUP SASQUATCH #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 030
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27/09/2026That went a little better for Dreya than I was expecting, which tells me that she's pretty well-regarded, as she should be. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 040
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27/09/2026This is totally a scouting mission. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 020
Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27/09/2026I am genuinely curious as to what Dreya's actually gonna land in this. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼 020