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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 19m
I hope Eddie Kingston lives a very long, ideally happy life, but I still think he should record a new "addresses his enemies" video annually, to be released after his death, just to be sure he's properly told off everyone who needs telling off. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 23m
Is that the first playoff game decided by an ABS challenge? ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 26m
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27m
Christ, Dominic Smith's been in the league a decade? *turns into dust* ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28m
Michael Harris II is officially a Pain in the Ass. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 32m
Double play now plz k thx ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 33m
If Olson wasn't halfway to first before the ball hit the glove, he might not have struck out there, the dipshit. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 40m
I would like to see the Phillies score 39453020248202 runs here. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 41m
So wait, is there no Manfred man? ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 42m
Truist Park isn't even a real place. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 50m
Andrew Painter looks like he's 11 years old. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 50m
I did not know that the Yankees pulled a "Stop kicking him, he's already dead!" on the Red Sox last night until a few minutes ago. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 51m
I'm not comfortable seeing that last name on an Atlanta jersey. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 56m
Y'all, I didn't know what Michael Tracey looked like until today, and I was pretty good with that. Why do y'all watch this shit? Fuckin' torture porn-ass news-gathering habits.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1h
Damn it, you fuckers made me turn on nationally-broadcast baseball. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1h
I do feel a way about this because Fox just bought their parent company, and the show's been veering in A Direction since it was bought by said parent company, but This Old House/Ask This Old House start a new season tomorrow, and for now, it's still on PBS, or as we call it in our house, "pubis".
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1h
Playing a game of Incoming Migraine, Caffeine Withdrawal or Does Stuff Just Suck?
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1h
I miss the simpler days when people would post pictures of yelling cats all day with "MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORYYYYYYYYYYYY" captioning them. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h
"Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Message from server: Upstream server responded with a 503 error" This happening for anyone else, or is someone who works there being spiteful in my particular direction?
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h
134 films on the October movie list and I'm definitely forgetting a few. If our pace is completely bananas, we may get through a third of 'em. No pressure, I just want to watch so fucking much. 📽️
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 20h
So what are the worst Spirit Halloween costumes this year?
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 20h
Do any of you have Mac OS 27 horror stories yet?
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 20h
Hey, look.
bsky.app
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026
With that said, happy to talk about just about anything that is not those assholes and that one fucking asshole in particular! 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026
The dude who runs that other company for its current owners has always been a boot-licking douchebag middle management shitweasel. If justice were an actual thing, the Nation skit would've gotten Raw canceled, and the shit he pulled on Chyna would've had him in hell decades ago. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026
I still think baseball season is over.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026
They could get a whole series out of this.
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holding wrestlers like a baby with Jake Doyle
Cecil Nyx holding Jake Doyle like a baby

Johnny Mystery is there, too
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 29/09/2026
#NFLPeopleUseSomeFuckingHashtagsChallenge2026
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wrote a short thing about PAC and his ascent in/influence upon wrestling, which is something he’ll be remembered within as one of the greatest ever. torturerackandhoney.com/on-pac-wrest...
PAC as he appeared before his match at Saturday’s AEW All Out.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
People are saying a lot about the workers getting the care they need as they should, and you don't usually get a lot of "Is the boss OK?" out of me for what I think are understandable reasons, but I hope Tony's got round-the-clock care right now, because he's wrecked, and that affects all of 'em. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
It's my hope that we never go back to that decade or so when we were losing pro wrestlers CONSTANTLY. Some of you weren't watching, maybe not even around when that was a thing, but it got to be this awful numbness, even as a fan. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
Great job, devs. I just had to mute "atlas". Buncha goddamned Randroids.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
Whoever decided to go ahead with announcing that WWE/Bleacher Report deal today should be fired into the sun. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
Just watched the Pac vs. Ace Austin match from Wednesday again. I had to, that fucking Black Arrow that just came out of nowhere had been haunting me even before the news tonight. Not foolish enough to try to ascribe meaning to any of this, but my god, what a statement that move was that night. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
Heartbroken. Again. Love and strength to all of Pac's people. 🤼
allelitewrestling.com
All Elite Wrestling Announces Passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
I'm glad that I got to see a body slam. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 23/04/2026
I told people weeks ago that even last year when they were terrible, the White Sox were better than they looked, and they're better than their record this year, too. They need one or two more pieces before they're Back, but that team's gonna frustrate people expecting easy wins for their teams.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 03/06/2026
Baseball teams to watch for in the next 2-3 years: White Sox, Marlins and Nationals
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 05/04/2026
The White Sox aren't as bad as they look.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
Are all the baseball games that matter over? And by "all the baseball games that matter", I mean the regular season ones. ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
True buckaroos all know this classic way.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
They're hopping a train and going to that swinger club in The Pubic Triangle in Edinburgh. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
Yeah, there better be a Mrs. Sasquatch vs. Taya Valkyrie match in...THE FUTURE. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
Please tell me Taya gets involved in this somehow. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 28/09/2026
... #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27/09/2026
SUP SASQUATCH #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27/09/2026
That went a little better for Dreya than I was expecting, which tells me that she's pretty well-regarded, as she should be. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27/09/2026
This is totally a scouting mission. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 27/09/2026
I am genuinely curious as to what Dreya's actually gonna land in this. #MysteryWrestling29andahalf 🤼
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