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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve been excessively re-watching Scandal this year and one of the sequelae is I’m listening to quite a lot more Stevie Wonder and Marvin Gaye. It’s nice.

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

@samplereality.bsky.social weird things is why I’m online thank you for your service

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Ben Britten @benbritten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Per my last email...

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Seriously why was this spectacular queer literature $3.50 at an op shop.

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For real though a personal assistant would be awesome. ADHD antidote.

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know I’ve been watching a lot of organised crime drama when I start trying to figure out whether I could justify hiring a personal driver and bodyguard and general assistant

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Lyndsey Croal (she/her) @lyndseycroal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh hey, my rainbow statue traffic cone photo made it on BBC news 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌈 (my Mum made me send it 😂) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A well placed rainbow soars over Calton Hill at the end of Princes Street, making it look like this statue has superpowers Sent in by Lyndsey Croal

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just picked up Tasting Salt by @drstephaniedowrick.bsky.social from a Lifeline West End and so far it is a goddamn delight.

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

TIL Carly Simon’s dad is the Simon in Simon and Schuster

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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I’m also really over hearing an air raid siren every 90 seconds 12 hours a day #Ekka

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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 09/08/2026

Going through my parents' stuff and found this weird little gal. She's a transistor radio. Her right eyeball is tuner and her left eyeball is power/volume.

A tan plastic with gold mechanical owl. Very cute.

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 09/08/2026

SomeBODY

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I live near the Ekka and the carnies are definitely louder and more obnoxious this year. #Ekka

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Manchester City @mancity.com · 21/07/2026

Stop everything you're doing, it's Erling Haaland's birthday today 🩵🎂

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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The thing about someone ‘improperly receiving benefits’ is I don’t care. Oh no did someone get food or health care? Good!

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Mitch Miller ☆ 📼 @astramachina.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

People will come into my deli, order the Monday Special, then get upset that I handed them a pastrami. "I'm vegan." "Then why did you order the Special?" "I didn't know it had meat in it." "...Then why did you order it?" "Everyone else said it was good. I didn't expect—" "THIS IS A /DELI/."

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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’ve made a total of 2 sales for the month, less than $200. I have two past due bills & car parts very badly needing to be purchased. Please have a look, if you’re able. <3 Thank you also for sharing.

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Magda Birkmann @magdarine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"If youth is the season of hope, it is often so only in the sense that our elders are hopeful about us; for no age is so apt as youth to think its emotions, partings and resolves are the last of their kind. Each crisis seems final, simply because it is new." (George Eliot, Middlemarch)

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026

And this is the most prestigious literary magazine of all time

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why do children always end up sleeping horizontally in the bed.

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Reminder: Son of Sam is still alive.

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David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Please - get every Kirsty you know to call ABC 774 Victoria tonight after 830. Trying to set a world record for a young UK Kirsty living with a brain tumour. Our number 1300-222-774

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Kill Your Darlings @kydmagazine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

🚨 Our EOFY Sale is live 🚨 With over 15 years’ experience supporting and publishing the best Australian writers, we understands what makes a good story. Take 15% off all writing courses with code EOFY15. bit.ly/49Z4T5m

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I think I was noticing how we all stress over silly things.

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Anyway, let us lock arms and pray that this change someday manifests in an uptick in people reading books. Especially mine. Amen.

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Jay o’ Lantern 🎃 @templinjay.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

You: Please act normal you need these people to like you. Me: Ok! People: Hi! Me: The first gun control law in US history was a 1611 prohibition against giving guns to Indigenous people and all subsequent American gun laws have been intended to disarm BIPOC communities to preserve white power.

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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Scientists anticipate we will hit the Intellectual Property Singularity by approximately 2032, at which point the one content available to the masses will be a single grey cube owned by Disney.

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

First rule of olive club is make a picture of an olive. Second rule of olive club is tell everyone about olive club #OliveArt

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/05/2026

Also I fundamentally reject the idea of a podcast that you watch. That is called a show

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

There’s so much whimsical fashion at the moment. I’m seeing a lot of super colourful and flowy ensembles out today and it’s delightful

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Simon Spanton @simonguy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Portal number 332.

A photo of two arched windows aligned in parallel stone walls. Greenery beyond.

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Zimbabwe has enough problems without hadedas @shonatiger.hararereview.com · 09/05/2026

Plague ship belongs to some century that ... I thought wasn't this.

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Kate McNamara @kaydo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Night in the burbs with my resident possum.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The shadow dared not follow him into a dragon’s jaws.

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Sarah Jansen @sarahjansencom.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The main problem is that people don’t understand what life is for.

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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

'The Grace Tame Foundation has announced it is closing because securing funding is becoming "increasingly challenging" ... In March, Ms Tame said she had lost speaking engagements, something she attributed to an "ongoing smear campaign" against her ... > www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

when it comes to planets, i would say that the earth is right up there

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