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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊

@sarahday.org
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Author, libertine, virago. Amateur shepherdess. 🌈 She/her. HWA. Dark fantasy novella MOONCHASER coming in 2027!

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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 16h
I know titles are hard and everything but I just got a notification about an astrology zine and downloaded it without even reading the blurb because it's called GHOSTFUCKER, so keep delving in them title mines, kids, it's important.
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 19h
guy who has only seen marvel movies: "this is one of the darkest movies ever made"
Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths.

It's described as one of the darkest movies ever made.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 20h
Kate I'll be honest, given how this Friday is going the orange juice/screwdriver distinction is rapidly eroding
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 21h
This is also the time of year every coffee shop makes 'scary' lattes by putting charcoal in them. If you take birth control by mouth, that shit will not work when there's charcoal in your stomach.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 01/10/2026
Can't stop thinking about her tbh
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 01/10/2026
Tomato booty
A voluptuous tomato with my finger respectfully caressing it.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 01/10/2026
I loved REC, if you haven't seen it before I hope you enjoy it!
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 30/09/2026
Someone at the DNC mixed up my email address with my father's, so now every 'give us $5 so we can help the Pelosis do insider trading more efficiently' email I get from them starts GEORGE,
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 30/09/2026
What did Theodosius teleport to the east coast again
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 29/09/2026
It is a fucking weird time to work in technical content.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 28/09/2026
Total fakey, this is actually completely natural.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 27/09/2026
Yeah unfortunately for them a lot of those events are run and staffed by queers (especially queer women) who have very little tolerance for skeevy cishet 25 year old men.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 26/09/2026
Yeah, there are canon final fantasy novels, at least of FFVII, but they all originate in Japan.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 26/09/2026
This guy gets it
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 26/09/2026
Unfortunately I'm "zero threat."
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 26/09/2026
"So this is definitely not a thing... Or a relationship... Or a situationship." "It's certainly not a situationship. Situationships are for children who can't talk about their feelings." "Okay, what's the word when it's adults who can't talk about their feelings?"
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 26/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/raha...
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 26/09/2026
Shout out to @rahaeli.bsky.social's pre-vaccine antihistamine protocol, which has me feeling pretty good this morning after my flu+COVID shots, instead of like hammered ass (derogatory), which is how I usually feel.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 25/09/2026
THIS IS GENDER
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 24/09/2026
Coordinating the lip color with the red on the shirt is also an inspired choice.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 24/09/2026
I mean it's up to you friend.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 24/09/2026
If you broke a 40,000 word novella into 50-word skeets (the internet says most skeets are 35ish words and longer ones are 50-60), that would be an 800-skeet thread. 800. Skeets.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s rare to see pictures of all the people in a sex cult and be like wow no not a single one. not even under duress not even with dedicated brainwashing. pulling an opposite-madeline kahn in history of the world. pointing to every cheesing goober’s linkedin headshot going no, no, no, no, no,
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as ever when a straight man does some antisocial shit it’s an antisocial shit problem. when a lesbian does some antisocial shit it’s a lesbian problem
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PUBLIC TRANSIT IS BISEXUAL -ANYONE CAN RIDE IT i rest my case
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 24/09/2026
*reading a list of racehorse names to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social* Me: ... Trouble Brewing Him: That's Kit (the baby mustang's) stripper name Me: Tiz the Bomb Him: "Tism the Bomb" is *my* stripper name
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sigma mindset:
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 24/09/2026
@legalminimum.bsky.social this is your time
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 23/09/2026
Oh don't worry, you'll know him when you get there.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 23/09/2026
my entire 40 year old ass felt this
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 23/09/2026
Wait you're talking about remake, right? Rebirth doesn't have the hojo lab.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 23/09/2026
It's a LONG BOI. Have you gotten to the part where Cloud falls down into the mess of tubes yet? Fought the big sawblade guy?
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 23/09/2026
Thousand words on next book this morning and it's feeling good. I love it when the book tells me things I didn't know about it as I'm writing it. Like I'm making a room and a little guy shows up to tell me about itself. Best feeling.
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Hannah 🎃 @doomaglow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day ✨🩷💜💙
the bisexual flag with a duck over it, holding a knife in its mouth and the words BE BI DO CRIME surround it
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 23/09/2026
I worked in Ogawa Plaza and lived about 5mi away so yeah, it was a pretty easy commute most days.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 23/09/2026
Aww I don't miss living in the bay area but I biked down that street for work a *lot.* Nostalgia!
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 22/09/2026
Look, leaving out the various images of goddesses strewn about my house I'm completely certain that astrology violates the idolatry law. There is a mitzvah specifically prohibiting it.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 22/09/2026
Okay i asked about this though. Like what if you eat your own scab? Isn't that flesh torn from a living animal? I don't do this, mind, but in a hypothetical world where you had a nosebleed and then you inhale too hard and then your nose starts bleeding *again*...
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 22/09/2026
Weirdly "REPENT, SINNER" also didn't go over that well?
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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’m sorry i had to kill Matt he kept talking about your offsite at a shooting range and how he loves coming to a quiet office because he has a 2yr old
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 22/09/2026
What, you mean Worry and Humpy?
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 22/09/2026
I don't do the last two but those first ones? Oof.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 22/09/2026
Him: First, no idolatry. Me: Fuck. Him: Also, no cursing God. Me: Fuck! Him: Don't commit murder. Me: Well... Him: No adultery or sexual immorality. Me: oh God damn it what the fuck? Sexual immorality is one of my favorite things!
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 22/09/2026
Me: happy Yom Kippur. Him: "Happy" isn't really the right term for the day we apologize to God for not honoring the 613 mitzvot. Me: I couldn't do that. Him: Gentiles only have to follow the 7 laws of Noah. Me: ooh, what are those? 7 isn't that many. I bet I'm super good at those. Reader, I am not.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 21/09/2026
Apl
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go to bed; tired is stupid.
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