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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As always, @privateeyenews.bsky.social guaranteed to raise a few laughs amongst all the crap and corruption. 😂

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Goon Pod @goonpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Can anyone help with this?

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Pain, ringing and blindness, the three gifts free with every flashbang, Alf knew them well from years of military life but these were more intense than he'd ever felt before. When he could finally see, it was 20 minutes from his last recalled time with the techie, now gone, leaving just blood"

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Christ your taste in beer is shite, Bud light?" The old copper winced as he took a long gulp, reaching back into the fridge for a second bottle. "Ok, educate me on the crackpot maths nonsense" Passing a cold bottle to the young techie, they clinked bottles. Then the world went bright and loud.

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So last night, working a small gig as HoS for hardcore ravers 🙄 It's not politically correct to say so but anyone that's met me know I'm not subtle so... Ravers, self destructive bunch of bellends who need to grow the f**k up, take responsibility for your actions! Yeti rent over.

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Damn, Tim Curry gone too 😕 The universe has a very sick sense of humour atm, FFS death get on with and start culling Trump and his pedo pals 🤬

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Please ignore the fact that small boat crossings are down 44%, deportations are at their highest level in ten years and immigration is 82% lower.

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Well finally over, 3 days of festival work as HoS And I did it: 100,794 steps, me plates are a bit tender. These old bones have clocked up some miles but I ain't as old promise 😂😂😂

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Indiana Jones: Not The Years, It's The Mileage

ALT: Indiana Jones: Not The Years, It's The Mileage

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"Look son, remember I ain't a geek, wtf is a step problem? Jeez, ya fossil....it's an evolving algorithm that calculates one step and then the next step is adaptive based on the result of the first and any variables that appear Christ, I need a drink to wrap my brain cell around this! Fridge"

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"Wait, the 3 body problem, isn't that unsolvable? I saw the TV series with that hot Chinese lass, even the aliens couldn't do it! You're not too dumb for a cop you know but that's spacial mechanics in constant motion. That's different? Yeah, this is a step problem, each kill determines the next"

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"So you really reckon it could be done? Well it's the 3 body problem on steroids, the maths geeks thought it was just a theory far too complex to ever be real, even the basic concept behind it is mind bending. So why do ya think this kid is capable? Because he's a genius and a mad one at that!"

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"So let me get this straight, you think he can crash this country by killing just seven men? Nah, pay attention, not just this country, ALL countries! That's bollocks, you got that tinfoil hate on again. House of cards mate, no matter how big the houses, small number of cards can bring it down."

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"So, the guy's a psycho? Nope, in fact he could be the most dangerous person alive! What, why, how ffs? Because it's possible he's cracked the 7 man hypothesis. And what the fuck's that when it's at home? Simply, a way of ending society and Government as we know it, by killing just 7 men."

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Nice early reports of "assisted voting" for Clacton, the Reform background machine has been giving people heavy hints by word of mouth and private messaging of "benefits" of seeing Farage winning "comprehensively"

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

On #InternationalCatDay I'll post just this, my 21yr old Cat in her comfortable sleep spot, most mornings I wake to this and it makes me very happy 😍

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Brick Cop ©️ @brickcop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Why should you sign PC Harper’s petition? Because this is how two of his killers behaved when they received their sentences. Laughing and joking about killing a Police Officer. Absolutely disgusting. Thank you so, so much for signing and sharing the petition. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

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Brick Cop ©️ @brickcop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Seems like an apt time to repost this. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I've read dozens (maybe >100 now) of psychiatric reports in my career(s), always hated them, never an easy read. Properly shit when it's a bad one and about one of your oldest mates. Today is not a good day. My. ❤️ knows how to help, by making me smile 💞

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Bit of a niche reference (and 100 points to anyone who gets it) I think Spike Milligan wrote my legs this morning 😂

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Good to see this finally coming into the public space, been talking about this hitting the news for months now. One more big scandal that I know of to go.

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Sometimes an almost forgotten bit of music from another era returns like an old friend who's style and warmth makes you smile. youtu.be/JdVWly82dKc?...

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Heartsong (2013 Remaster)

YouTube video by Gordon Giltrap - Topic

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Well in response to the idiotic Yank crap flying around social media about the human body not being designed for 10k steps, I say this : This 60yr old bloke just clocked 24k steps in 8 hrs, that's with metalwork in ankle and feet. So for the yanks, suck it up lardarses!

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Red Forman Says 'Suck It'

ALT: Red Forman Says 'Suck It'

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Devolution: send the money and power to the places that know what to do with it. Fine. Except the watchdogs that checked the spending are gone; the Audit Commission scrapped, local papers shut by the hundred, council oversight has been gutted.

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Sarah Owen MP @sarahowen.org.uk · 01/07/2026

Ben Cullen, a leading figure of the "Raise the Colours" campaign, will stand trial for three separate charges regarding a total of 78 indecent images of children. I have only seen this covered in local newspapers, so far. Grim as it is, it needs wider coverage www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I promised him no gushy SM posts so... RIP my brother in arms, same blood in the same mud, 3 wars, saved each other more than once, my real brother. You were so fkin stubborn you sent your mind ahead of your body, time for the long rest now Tim See you at the final RV mate 🫡

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Brick Cop ©️ @brickcop.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Quick reminder for all the Lego Fans that the BrickLink pre-order is live over the next week. 👀 There’s some awesome designs you can crowd fund and pre-order right now. 🔥 I went for the ‘Brick Railroad Locomotive’ 🚂- excellent design, can’t wait for it to arrive! 💯 #Lego

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

That was a tough shift, 1977 students. 17 ejections 5 medicals, 3 intox, 2 Ket abuse. 11 drug seizures, 1 Viagra (6 tablets) 1 attempted assault on yours truly = 1 23yr put on his arse before he knew what happened, 1 arrest. At least noone bit me this time 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 So a very tired #Legclub

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Brick Cop ©️ @brickcop.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Truly heartbreaking to post this, but very sad news this evening that PC Kev John 1364AS died on 6th May. Thinking of his friends, family, loved ones and colleagues. I’ve been asked to share a go fund me link to support his family too which is in the comments. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I am notoriously an atheist (My.❤️ correctly points out I'm more of a humanist) But if THIS geezer suddenly announced and proved he was God, I'd sign up as a disciple immediately. Happy Birthday Mr Attenborough, you are the greatest Englishman and one of the best humans ever.

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Decided to turn the shopping trip into a scenic exercise walk today. Gorgeous nature and a nice #TreeClub shot, return with a 30lb pack, 5 mile walk on a beautiful morning 💪🏼😎

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Such a shame that the same regiment of armchair taser and knife disarming experts have migrated to Bluesky from Twitter. I honestly thought we had better folks here. Never mind, lesson learned. My entire career of experience means nothing compared to these new "experts" on everything.

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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Long bit of a stretch here: Does anyone here in Greater London own an original copy of the first (Sept 1991) issue of the "Big Issue" ?

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Well I can say for sure it's a lovely #Treeclub #Breakfast club this morning. Poached eggs on sourdough with wilted spinach, my favourite brekkie and glorious colours visible from my place. Just missing the most important lady, My.❤️ Now to find a house together!

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

And for those asking why MoD procurement is such an everlasting clusterfuck.. Everyone in this job knows why but the money hungry officer class keep on revolving that door. 🤬

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Some Sunday transit days start better than others. 😎 #Legclub

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

As usual @privateeyenews.bsky.social is bang on the mark. Wants to know why certain parties support the war in Iran? As always, follow the money!

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

And for anyone thinking war in the middle east, Israel and the massive Reform / Tory / Restore / Social Media push to restart drilling in the north sea aren't linked... From @privateeyenews.bsky.social No.1672 As any copper will tell you...follow the money. 🧐

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

And a nice #Treexlub entry for today. The little tree who wanted to go for a paddle. 🤩

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Been a while since I posted a #Treeclub entry. This morning was a beautiful one and nature always obliges with subjects. "The tree who wants to be a bridge"

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 04/03/2026

Seven years gone

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

When an old RAF mate REALLY makes me feel old with a touching message. Thing about the forces, all your mates are completely tapped. 😂

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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Reform UK has today unveiled Donald Trump-style ICE plans. In the meantime UK news shows continue to fail to call out Reform UK leader Nigel Farage’s completely untrue claims. If UK media can’t get the job done let’s do it ourselves www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

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Reform unveils Trump-style ICE plans - all the worst points in key annoucement

Reform home affairs chief Zia Yusuf said in a major speech that tens of thousands of people will be rounded up and detained by a Donald Trump-style ICE agency

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

And another strangely bites the dust, replacements not elected but just installed. This all whiffs of an organised plan to install unelected unchecked people into positions of local power.

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Tom Scott @tom--scott.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Nigel Farage fiddled his EU parliamentary expenses, failed to declare political donations, tried to avoid tax through an offshore trust fund & said he greatly admires Putin. Clearly not a man who'd have anything to do with Russian bribes as taken by his close associate Nathan Gill.

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

A little #TreeClub entry from yesterday, captured at the lovely Wentworth Woodhouse estate in Yorkshire. Gorgeously sunny and blustery, me snapping pictures of trees while my friend the amazing @hellingtonboots.bsky.social was running the Rotherham 10K and doing a fantastic job of it too! 💪🏻

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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

The algo obviously HATES us talking about this. So would you do us a favour and share? UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4

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UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews

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Always in Boots @always-boots.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

So a couple of days very hard graft, the highlight without a doubt was as HOS for a Great Gatsby 1920's themed ball at the quite spectacular Ely Cathedral. I woke across a huge range of locations but this has to be one of the most beautiful, I mean just LOOK at that ceiling! 😍

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