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Jill-E

@jillie.bsky.social
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Unemployed Canadian Asshole.

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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 53m
I awoke in bed cuddling my son, my dog and two cats. My husband fled to make us breakfast. Luckiest woman alive.
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Man with Mustache Shushes
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 22h
From months of neglect my hobbit feet have returned. Small but very hairy.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NO! This is not for white women. This is for my husband. His ancestors. Do not dare misappropriate to white women. @bernadettegiacomazzo.com
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What?!? I am not thinking anything. Just mathing the maths.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My leven didn’t do squat. How possibly stupid do you have to be to fuck up a starter? I have set the bar. 😬
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things my dad did: Taught me how to hurt and disable a man. My house key was on a baton Made me carry home made mace (no idea what was in it, probably straight bleach) Because he understood what men do. One of his soldiers looked sideways at me and that man had his life threatened on the tarmac.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So what? I see nothing.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@bernadettegiacomazzo.com @sarahandco.bsky.social
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I barely ever say this IRL but fuck me with chainsaw
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Hilarious Spit Take Reaction
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok kiddo
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Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby's Smirk
ALT: Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby's Smirk
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How did the oldies open pop? Did they use a can opener?
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Lilith’s Karmic Revenge @happyluddite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like Letitia James for AG. SHE’S got a personal vendetta to score. I’d put my money on HER cleaning house.
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Bob's Burgers Judge's Outrageous Sentence
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Art.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@daraghfleming.bsky.social The Irish are always on the correct side of history.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am trying to decide about going to mother. I layed with my father, my grandmother, and brother as they died. I don’t have the same compassion for my mother. Reasons. But I still feel I should be better than her. Fuck it I am going. Worst timing ever. Exceptionally inconvenient.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am obsessing over Italian food and a Scottish “food”. Italy wins today. Lasagna. My husband is worried I am pregnant. Not at this age. Or better not be. I will slit his throat for such a transgression.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pull up a chair. Get to know me.
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Bernadette R. Giacomazzo @bernadettegiacomazzo.com · 28/09/2026
Via @complex.com www.complex.com/pop-culture/...
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Harvey Weinstein Accused of Offering Podcaster $1.75M to ‘Contaminate’ Jury Pool
New disturbing details are emerging in the most recent tr...
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My micro aggressive feminism: say to a grown man: thanks kiddo. Immediate rage but I smile and press on with my white female privilege.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Menopausal tips: Wife shall watch all 11th Doctor Who Wife shall watch House of the Dragon *trust me
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@sarahandco.bsky.social go to bed!
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Bernadette R. Giacomazzo @bernadettegiacomazzo.com · 28/09/2026
I have even less patience for it. We don't let these "men" suffer enough.
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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Plausible deniability....?
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Real me photo. I am feeling sassy and you cannot see my face or Henry’s.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@sarahandco.bsky.social
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As I type this on my iPhone and declare I am a Luddite. I see my own hypocrisy and acknowledge. This man is my hero.
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Bernadette R. Giacomazzo @bernadettegiacomazzo.com · 27/09/2026
No syrup, no deal, bud. 🤣
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eww. Dude needs to retire. This is sad.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My day: old houses are a blessing and a curse.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would literally give my heart and soul for this moment.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you use supper or dinner for an evening meal. My dad: supper My mother: dinner I am still confused.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh help me lord. I just had the best glass of Tuscan wine.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Huh. Okay.
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Sigma Flaygel's Subtle Smile
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My son is sick too. It’s healthy Hungar today and I already paid for his lunch. Had to call the school to ask his lunch he donated to a child. School policy. Automatically given to children in need. I love being Canadian. Kindness is a policy decision.
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Bernadette R. Giacomazzo @bernadettegiacomazzo.com · 24/09/2026
SHH! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL!🤣
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every. Single. Year. Back to school is fun and exciting but every year…sick as a dog. What kind of contagion do these little monsters carry?
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Victorian Child Painting
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@bernadettegiacomazzo.com 😂 vt.tiktok.com/ZSbeB9MYv/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My sailing coach. Lawrence Lemieux is a hero and gave me all the confidence in the world.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t like this. My dad flew to my summer camp to say good bye when Iraq started. Next Afghanistan. I would still rather my father on the front lines than AI.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of all the wrong things that can said, this is the wrongest. The fuck?
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I cannot comprehend this. I haven’t worked for years. Not one penny paid in taxes but I still have universal healthcare. Healthcare is a human right.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am I a terrible parent? I refuse to buy school photos. Just no. Who needs a 8x11 of my son? No one. Why do I feel guilty about not wanting to drop $150 on my son’s disparaging and pissed off face.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just realized that Mamdani Uno reversed this mothers!$?*#?$ That thought took way too long to percolate
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@sarahandco.bsky.social
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rumours and trauma.
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s finally Autumn! Could be happier? Probably but my point is…autumn! Which means skiing at sunshine village soon. Oh! And I also need to dry dock my boat. Too much to do
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
always have crab on my birthday. My favourite crab shack had 2 close so we are braving red lobster 😫. Seafood should be fresh that day You cannot get fresh seafood here. We need to bring back Bookers Crab Shack. I need endless crab legs and endless ribs. Plus a dry martini #BookersCrabShack
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My standard answer now to American drama. My standard answer to musicians facing the music.
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Reese Witherspoon as Madeline Shrugs
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Jill-E @jillie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just blind tasted a Pinot Noir down to the grape, region, winemaker and price. Feeling pretty good. I have mad skillz.
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