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Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild Wasted my youth in the Marines @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social is the actual decision maker Dodgers/Gators/Nats Ask your legislators about common sense gun laws. Frequently.

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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 3h
This is hilarious for all the best reasons. Ohio State crying about it, delicious. If they didn't and it really was just Fox realizing what a choade he is and severing ties, scrumptious. How big of a piece of shit do you need to be for Fox Sports to say a relationship is unmanageable
nytimes.com
Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports are off Fox’s ‘Big Noon Kickoff’: Sources (Gift Article)
Portnoy and fellow top Barstool personalities like Dan "Big Cat" Katz have been part of Fox's college football program since 2025.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 14h
Friday BigSky is ballin
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 15h
Is there a distinct sound that can be captured? There should be
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 22h
I could use ANOTHER one of those cold fucking beers
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Sasha aka Sauchi @akchick.bsky.social · 23h
Vote no on 2! Right now we know who is spending on campaign ads, because our law requires donors be identified. If Ballot measure 2 passes, it will allow unlimited lower 48 dark money back into campaigns. www.adn.com/opinions/202...
adn.com
Opinion: Before you vote, you deserve to know who bought the message
Ballot Measure 2 puts Alaska’s true source disclosure rules at risk when voters need greater accountability for campaign spending.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 22h
Hell yeah! Bagel dog from first principles. I’ll take two with mustard… It’s a shame Blake isn’t here to admire those wiener handling skillz
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 02/10/2026
Not so fast my friend. That Taco Bell is gonna have to wait
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 02/10/2026
Too Sickos for one normal game. They Biggie sized this weirdness.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 02/10/2026
I love this for you
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 02/10/2026
Our old buddy was a pile of mush coming back from surgery last year. 20 hours after coming home we finally coaxed him into eating…albeit from a fully unrecoverable sploot
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 02/10/2026
Got ‘em
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 02/10/2026
MAYBE peanut butter??? MAYBE?!?! This is a deeply unserious post. Welcome home Morty!
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Hell to the yes. It’s so amazing to have something so simple prepared well that you fall in love with it
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Everyone yells about alt text but the kids don’t bother reading it…SMDH
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Oh California how I have missed you
Massive Baja style fish tacos.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
We have one of those too! To be fair he’s a Giant duplicitous shit, but a duplicitous shit nonetheless
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
That looks like it matches
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
At first kick… This is the future we can have if the refs have the courage.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
How much of this realization is due to the GOP botching everything they have touched and the polling is pointing to “oh fuck oh shit”
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Appeasement and “we can work this out” have famously worked out well when dealing with fascism and right wing extremists. Eat shit boot licker
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Neville Chamberlain's Peace in Our Time Speech
ALT: Neville Chamberlain's Peace in Our Time Speech
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
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I Am The Smartest Man Alive!
ALT: I Am The Smartest Man Alive!
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
The GOP Utopia of Utah?
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Texas. It’s gotta be fucking Texas.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
I’m an episode behind because none of your business but this had me howling. I can’t explain the why but it was a perfect joke
S: What are you running? 
S Prime: Wham, running counter tray.
J: We got like six tight ends who we found on a farm.
S: Yeah?
J:They all play at once.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Bet he has the patch that removes all the clothes too
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
No worries! People can hold two thoughts- great ball player, horrible horrible person. And no doubt, he’s awful.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Many moons ago circa 1998-1999 I’d spend US Thanksgiving at Whistler with some friends or a squeeze... Ski all day, hit the bottom of the hill about an hour before the lifts stopped. Dump the boots and park my ass at the Dublin Gate pub right in the village. Shepard’s Pie and Guinness on repeat.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Hello person who swooped into my comments! It was a sarcastic response to the previous post by Jeff. I know he’s an asshole…
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
I’m tryin!
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
When/if the clouds lift I’ll see what sort of production it had at 4k ft across the valley.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Didn’t even need to look for the state
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
It’s too early. I just can’t right now Please stop
Wet snow falling on my covered deck.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Did I miss the AD’s statement after Arch chuckled about violence against women or nah? Must not have been relevant because it was off the field and most people only saw that second hand.
espn.com
Texas AD calls Longhorns' vulgar celebrations 'embarrassing'
Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte apologized for the top-ranked Longhorns' vulgar on-field celebrations during their win over Tennessee and called them "embarrassing" for the school.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
…allegedly
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
There are no rules for post fasting blood draw breakfasts.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
The only way to make helicopters cool
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
When your friends say something outlandish or are dared to do something outlandish as a resort you’d whisper “no balls” …especially as an 18-22 y/o Marine. It’s just a dumber version of a dare…sorry.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
….no.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
All the cool teams wear Blue…It’s science
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
my broken brain - thanks Marines- with the quietest ever possible whisper…*no balls
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Is that worse? It seems like it’s worse.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
I think you mean Future Hall of Famer, Clayton Kershaw
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Gotdamn
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Well, shit. At least the Asstros are losing
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
I’m already getting the “that’s about as far as you’re going to want to move that” indicator lights.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Love to find gas in the oil when we’re de-summarizing the snow blower don’t we folks. FFfffffffffffffffffffffffUUCK
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
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Wedding Singer: Adam Sandler's Useful Info Quote
ALT: Wedding Singer: Adam Sandler's Useful Info Quote
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 29/09/2026
Phone still drags a little but much like Lucy I think I can manipulate the EMS at will now. So that’s pretty cool
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