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I took one of those "Which Gossip Girl are you?" quizzes, and it said I was the dad's guitar.

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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 16h
I will not hornypost about Oliver Reed in The Devils I will not hornypost about Oliver Reed in The Devils I will not hornypost about Oliver Reed in The Devils I will not hornypost about Oliver Reed in The Devils I will not hornypost about Oliver Reed in The Devils I will not hornypost about Oliver R
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 14/10/2026
boardwalk, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
boardwalk, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
One metal magazine of the 90s actually coined the phrase "Hetfield Effect" to describe the tendency of rockers to switch from "anti-war / anti-establishment" to "patriotic / conservative" pretty much the second they passed draft age
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So happy for everyone who got tickets to the 30 Rock reunion
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Asking the queen at the ren faire how she feels about a united Ireland
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NEW: Footage from Thursdays shooting shows an ICE agent in a construction vest brandishing a rifle. His name is Brenden Cuni. Federal judges have found multiple arrests involving Cuni unlawful. He has been accused of repeatedly Tasing a handcuffed man and tackling a pregnant woman in Minneapolis.
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ICE Agent at NYC Shooting Has History of Alleged Violence and Illegal Arrests
Brenden Cuni, an ICE supervisor, has been accused of excessive force and tackling a pregnant woman to the ground. Several of his arrests were later found to be unlawful in federal court.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think what frightens me most is that the sheer volume of things to be horrified by has become its own kind of protection for the people responsible. Nothing has to be explained or resolved becuase a story or a scandal or a tragedy only has to survive until the next thing happens in five minutes.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nuke the goddamn Trop
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 06/10/2026
Cam Schlittler should be legally allowed to murder his infielders.
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of life's greatest pleasures is getting moderately to very drunk with your cousins
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canada is maybe the best country. I love Canada so much that when I listen to Sloan I don’t even skip the drummer’s songs.
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yankees tbh
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me and my friends would've killed the Meta AI yeti with hammers I can tell you that much
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 30/09/2026
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would like to say something: Ben Rice
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
ALT: Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
KING OF TELEVISION STEPHEN ROOT
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WE DID IT JOE
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oscar Isaac I need just a minute of your time
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
God I still covet these Bob Mackie Barbies
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 14/09/2026
RIP His cameo in the last season of Hacks was perfect 💖
Bob Mackie at his desk saying, "I got to do something for Cher."Bob Mackie at his desk saying, "The next thing you know,"Bob Mackie at his desk saying, "Sabrina Carpenter is outside my door"Bob Mackie at his desk saying, "with a sewing machine and a gun."
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Come on, his love for Star Wars is his only redeeming quality
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL app you will not see heaven
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sitting outside with a little bev, Born to Run just came on the radio, I love New Jersey summer
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
me when the Janus Films logo comes up on movie night
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching Not Another Teen Movie, which is perfect
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Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhro
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Dolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic Nails
YouTube video by Happy Mag
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fave Dolly song open.spotify.com/track/3CkJeQ...
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Early Morning Breeze
Dolly Parton · Jolene · Song · 1974
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 25/08/2026
On literally every single issue, she is the polar opposite of the tech goons ruining our world right now.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We join the rest of the world in mourning the passing of entertainment icon Dolly Parton ❤️
A photo of Dolly Parton at Yankee Stadium circa 1987. Parton is wearing a Yankees warmup jacket and Yankees cap. Standing behind her are players Dave Righetti and Rick Cerone, kneeling in front are Ron Guidry and Mike Pagliarulo. The players are all wearing Yankees home uniforms and caps. The scoreboard in the background reads “Yankees Welcome Dolly Parton.”
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Doing a Super Size Me trying to get all the Hello Kitty x Godzilla Happy Meal toys
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Total protonic reversal.
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 17/05/2024
secure the perimeter
Interivew with Carl Reiner and mel brooks about their friendship: 

REINER Yeah, we got that big screen [gestures to incredibly large flat-screen monitor] to look at television.

Q. So you come here, Mel, and you watch TV together?

BROOKS Almost every night. He’s got a wonderful housekeeper-cook and we decide on a menu and a movie.

Q. What did you watch most recently?

BROOKS We watched last night “The Peacemaker.” With Nicole Kidman and, come on. [He gestures to Mr. Reiner.]

REINER George Clooney.

BROOKS Right. It was two and a half stars at the most. Good performances, very silly, you know.

REINER We look for movies with the line “Secure the perimeter.”

BROOKS Yeah, we like movies that say, “Secure the perimeter” and/or “You better get some rest.”

REINER “Lock all doors!”

BROOKS “I want a five-block seal!”
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jocks vs. nerds at the Philly sports complex tonight (Rush nerds winning)
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sneak fave Mifune and Shimura performances in this one!!! I love my guys
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Call it karma.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jon Heyman skeeting “Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers” and Dan O’Sullivan skeeting “I hate this fucking country.” These posts are related, to me.
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bought a bucket hat but it does not look good on me. I look like Jack Nicholson in The Departed
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yes, have some...
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thinking about every embarrassing thing I've ever said to a man in my life
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Spotted in a South Jersey Michael's. Extremely sweet!!!!
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
SMILING THROUGH IT ALL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!
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Cthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’VE BECOME MY OWN BLOOD BOY
dynamic showman GG Allin. he passed on :(
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know everyone grieves differently, but the father saying it was god's will that his newborn baby died a preventable death should rot in hell!
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They're letting Chris Evans have a beard again, I might have to tap back into Marvel
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Carol Almeida 🇵🇸 @caroltypes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lamine Yamal é campeão da Copa do Mundo.
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Love the World Cup
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Sam @samsci.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi has a very Mikey Miles aura about him
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