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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/11/2025
Who did this?
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I feel like a lot more Americans would be amenable to the concept of Socialism if we just replaced the word “proletariat” with “We The People.”
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Donnie isn’t in the files, he IS the files.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
How much you wanna bet he’s on the list just like his cult daddy?
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Just because there are elections, doesn’t mean they are legitimate. Kim Jong Un consistently wins his elections with 98% of the vote. The other 2% are never heard from again…
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Assuming they still have farms next year.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
You mean the jobs report that was so bad last month that the BLS secretary got fired? That one?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2025
COLLINS: CNN didn't report that, right? NOEM: But know you what Kaitlan, just if you guys would tell the truth COLLINS: We tell the truth NOEM: I'll send you the copies of the wrong you've gotten wrong
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Why do I get the feeling they are going to intentionally shut down the government on Tuesday with no plan to open back up?
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?
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Chief Optimus @chiefoptimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
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Acetaminophen is used worldwide as a first line of defense for pain relief and fever reduction, at the recommendation of independent public health and leading medical professionals and in accordance with the product label.
High fevers and pain are widely recognized as potential risks to a pregnancy if left untreated, especially in the first trimester.
Remember to talk to your doctor.
We prioritize science as the core of how we provide care, and that will never change.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Some of us do.
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
my mother took tylenol and now i’m up at 5am making memes
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captainjaws.bsky.social @captainjaws.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
There's no such thing as "illegals". People can't be illegal. That is not a state a human being can exist in. It's an intentionally dehumanizing term.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Sounds like we need a new FBI director. I have zero experience, so I’m already over-qualified compared to the last guy!
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
They planned it all along. He’s the red calf to usher in the apocalypse.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You know what, the federal government isn’t doing anything *good* for the American people. Shut it down and make Republicans squirm!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
That Pritzker press conference was... surreal, and I think marks a significant moment of escalation in the constitutional omni-crisis. This was the governor of a state saying plainly the Union itself is being torn apart and his state is being militarily invaded by an authoritarian regime.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Word on the street is the Orange Fuhrer is dead. If true, we’ll find out after the Weekend at Bernie’s.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
You know the old saying about “the frogs in a pot of boiling water”? Well, the water is boiling.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Currently watching Season 3 of The Righteous Gemstones, and I’m convinced that Zion’s Landing is what Trump think Gaza will be after he gets his hands on it.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
World events have been so insane today, it feels like it’s October 22nd, 2077.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Capitalists will hate that I said this, but the economic depression we are spiraling towards is right on schedule. Capitalism crashes, by design, every 4-7 years, and the Orange Tyrant is making it so much worse.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Damn, I’m a scientist and the teachers in Germany and Luxembourg have $10-15k on me, good for them!
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Two people sued for stealing charitable funds from victims on the left, two people with no criminal record who have not done that on the right. He’s correct. They are not the same.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Finishing “The Last Empire” by Serhii Plokhy. The irony is not lost on me that I just read a book about the crumbling of the Soviet Union while my own country crumbles.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
We have heard so much yet so little about the men being sent to CECOT in El Salvador, but where are the WOMEN being taken to???
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Willis 2028 invisible primary ratings (so far) *Up* Ocasio-Cortez Pritzker *Meh* Buttigieg *Down* Newsom Whitmer
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
And as American citizens, we are entitled to stay, not be marched off to a concentration camp in El Salvador #FreeKilmarGarcia
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 12/04/2025
I am proud to join my colleagues in filing an amicus brief standing up to Trump’s unconstitutional and un-American attack on birthright citizenship. Let me be clear: If you’re born on U.S. soil, you are a U.S. citizen. That’s not just common sense—it’s the Constitution.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The fact that this isn’t an Onion article makes it even funnier 🤣
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
We aren’t “reshoring” (whatever that means) anything. We’re on a mission of economic jihad as a nation.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Yep, no logic here, only “Wealthy good, impoverished Satan!”
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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Exactly with point 3. All the poor dead children get are “thoughts and prayers” until the next school shooting. The optics that one rich man’s life is worth more than 30 children is appalling
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The difference is that his victim was a Robber-Barron. If he had killed anyone else they wouldn’t be pushing the death penalty this hard. Robber-Barrons protect their own and protect NO ONE else.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 11/04/2025
Lawyers for Luigi Mangione asked a federal court on Friday to bar prosecutors from seeking the death penalty against him, arguing that Attorney General Pam Bondi’s recently announced decision to do so was “explicitly and unapologetically political.”
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Luigi Mangione Says Bondi’s Death Penalty Bid Is an Instagram Stunt
Lawyers for the man accused of killing a health insurance executive in Manhattan said the attorney general was trying to create content for Instagram by announcing she would pursue the death penalty.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
31% of the country is the MAGAt cult.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I want to hear what @davidpakman.bsky.social and @kylekulinski.bsky.social have to say about this!
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
They will 100% do this if they’re allowed to get away with it!
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
But did the cops identify themselves as officers of the law? We have random thugs black-bagging people on the street these days, what if she was “fearing for her safety?”
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“Just one more lane, bro!”
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
How can you expect someone to write a book if they can’t even read one?
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
How is this NOT human trafficking??
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It was, and now they’re moving the goal posts. Again.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Rethuglicans used to have a saying back in the day, “Communism: you vote your way into it, but you have to shoot your way out.” Little did everyone know that they spelled “Fascism” wrong…
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