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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/11/2025
Who did this?
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I feel like a lot more Americans would be amenable to the concept of Socialism if we just replaced the word “proletariat” with “We The People.”
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Assuming they still have farms next year.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2025
COLLINS: CNN didn't report that, right? NOEM: But know you what Kaitlan, just if you guys would tell the truth COLLINS: We tell the truth NOEM: I'll send you the copies of the wrong you've gotten wrong
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Why do I get the feeling they are going to intentionally shut down the government on Tuesday with no plan to open back up?
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?
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Chief Optimus @chiefoptimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
tylenol.com
TYLENOL
We stand with science, and we stand with you.
For generations, families have trusted TYLENOL® when it matters most.
Why? Because Tylenol is one of the most studied medications in history.
The facts remain unchanged: over a decade of rigorous research, endorsed by leading medical professionals, confirm there is no credible evidence linking acetaminophen to autism.
Acetaminophen is used worldwide as a first line of defense for pain relief and fever reduction, at the recommendation of independent public health and leading medical professionals and in accordance with the product label.
High fevers and pain are widely recognized as potential risks to a pregnancy if left untreated, especially in the first trimester.
Remember to talk to your doctor.
We prioritize science as the core of how we provide care, and that will never change.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Some of us do.
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
my mother took tylenol and now i’m up at 5am making memes
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captainjaws.bsky.social @captainjaws.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
There's no such thing as "illegals". People can't be illegal. That is not a state a human being can exist in. It's an intentionally dehumanizing term.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Sounds like we need a new FBI director. I have zero experience, so I’m already over-qualified compared to the last guy!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
That Pritzker press conference was... surreal, and I think marks a significant moment of escalation in the constitutional omni-crisis. This was the governor of a state saying plainly the Union itself is being torn apart and his state is being militarily invaded by an authoritarian regime.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Word on the street is the Orange Fuhrer is dead. If true, we’ll find out after the Weekend at Bernie’s.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
You know the old saying about “the frogs in a pot of boiling water”? Well, the water is boiling.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Currently watching Season 3 of The Righteous Gemstones, and I’m convinced that Zion’s Landing is what Trump think Gaza will be after he gets his hands on it.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
World events have been so insane today, it feels like it’s October 22nd, 2077.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Capitalists will hate that I said this, but the economic depression we are spiraling towards is right on schedule. Capitalism crashes, by design, every 4-7 years, and the Orange Tyrant is making it so much worse.
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Two people sued for stealing charitable funds from victims on the left, two people with no criminal record who have not done that on the right. He’s correct. They are not the same.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Finishing “The Last Empire” by Serhii Plokhy. The irony is not lost on me that I just read a book about the crumbling of the Soviet Union while my own country crumbles.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
We have heard so much yet so little about the men being sent to CECOT in El Salvador, but where are the WOMEN being taken to???
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Willis 2028 invisible primary ratings (so far) *Up* Ocasio-Cortez Pritzker *Meh* Buttigieg *Down* Newsom Whitmer
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 12/04/2025
I am proud to join my colleagues in filing an amicus brief standing up to Trump’s unconstitutional and un-American attack on birthright citizenship. Let me be clear: If you’re born on U.S. soil, you are a U.S. citizen. That’s not just common sense—it’s the Constitution.
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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Exactly with point 3. All the poor dead children get are “thoughts and prayers” until the next school shooting. The optics that one rich man’s life is worth more than 30 children is appalling
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 11/04/2025
Lawyers for Luigi Mangione asked a federal court on Friday to bar prosecutors from seeking the death penalty against him, arguing that Attorney General Pam Bondi’s recently announced decision to do so was “explicitly and unapologetically political.”
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Luigi Mangione Says Bondi’s Death Penalty Bid Is an Instagram Stunt
Lawyers for the man accused of killing a health insurance executive in Manhattan said the attorney general was trying to create content for Instagram by announcing she would pursue the death penalty.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
BREAKING: New national sales tax of 10-145% on virtually everything Tax started by Trump, and Republicans in Congress refuse to stop him There — THAT is what the tariffs really mean
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I still can't get over how rapey the vibe of this tweet is from the White House, shocked it's still up. It sounds like trump wrote it.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/04/2025
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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jaxontop.bsky.social @jaxontop.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Martha Stewart went to prison for so much less..
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The NY AG has jurisdiction over ANY insider trading that occurs on any NY-based stock exchange Letitia James should open an IMMEDIATE investigation into whether Trump insiders and Republican members of Congress used advance notice of Trump's 90-day tariff pause to buy stocks
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
We did say months ago to get your passports. It’s essential either way, we understand it’s difficult but just be ready where you can.
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Flux, your ThanksGAYving Dad 🦃 @flux.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
To all the feds following me, a reminder:
A painting depicting a bunny walking in a forest holding a crescent moon behind it. 
Text over the picture reads: i am too small to be a threat to national security
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Jessie Martines 2026 @standas1.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Another major transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What Orange Farquad is doing to the country is economic jihad, but it’s fine because he’s not Muslim, I guess.
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name. It is blatantly unconstitutional.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I really want someone from @signal.org or Apple to answer this: “why is it that I can’t send a signal message to my soon-to-be-wife via Apple CarPlay, but can order a Domino’s pizza.?”
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Since we’re going into another recession caused by Republicans, I’m breaking out the old Xbox 360 from storage. If I’m going to be stuck in this, I’m going to at least re-live some good ass games!
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Lavender Wildcat @lavender-wildcat.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
There were eight brave protesters in a southwest Kansas town yesterday in a deep red county that voted 68% for Trump.
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Janus Quadrifrons @janusquadrifrons.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
5000 turned out here of the 2000 expected. With only 50 MAGAs. It was glorious.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If we have normal elections, and Democrats are able to get back in power we need to take a long hard look at how to enact the same kind of anti-corruption laws that helped prevent another Nixon for decades and decades and decades.
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sampsonite15.bsky.social @sampsonite15.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Getting breakfast at one of my fiancé’s favorite spots, then heading up to see the location we want for our wedding on Saturday!
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Ope.
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 05/04/2025
By the way whenever we come out of a deep recession like 2008, the rich get richer
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Wonko the Sane @kernowmad.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is analogous to so many things in our world.
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