Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Obsessed with how much Dua Lipa uses bike share like... that's my sister... 000
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So Rhode Island elects its Gov and LG separately… is that why Ella McCay had to become governor of the state she was born and raised in and not Rhode Island where it was obviously shot and filmed in? 000
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Professional post — we’re hiring for a digital strategist to join *my* team (manager alert) and work for some very exciting campaigns and organizations in 2026 and beyond: middleseat.co/job/senior-d...middleseat.coSenior Digital Strategist | Middle SeatSenior Digital Strategists run Middle Seat’s largest email programs for progressive candidates, political committees, and nonprofits. 000
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Got my 20something friend group to start their first ever Girls watch 020
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I’m waging a one man battle against the great replacement of the adjective cute with “cutie” by various millennial gays and girls with instagram psychosis 000
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026One weird trick to making everything a lot more Normal again would be destroying the Republican party as currently constituted for what it’s done 000
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026bravo hasn't renewed ladies of london... everything is so bleak in this life... 000
Reposted by Sam Parkerbrent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 25/03/2026We were blessed by the heavens with unfathomable natural resources and wealth, the most favorable geography imaginable, and friendly neighbors and we let the Home Alone 2 dude piss it all down the drain 💀 1506
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026One of the hardest things to do in your professional career is to start a new google doc... 001
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Monitoring the Situation kids had their fun already. Now it’s Crunching the Numbers men’s turn 030
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The one app everyone had in the summer of 2022 sending a push notification at a random time of day or night: 000
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Peacock airing Rob Rausch foot content you are SICK for that! 010
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I finally watched Ella McCay and first of all you could easily recut that movie into being a horror movie for that 34 year old woman, 010
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026The J Crew rugby shirt in me recognizes the J Crew rugby shirt in you 020
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Trader joe's chicken caesar wrap has got to be the most "what the hell, sure" lunch in the world... everyone involved in this is absolutely phoning it in, myself included for eating one 020
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 04/02/2026🚨 NEW — The Middle Seat Union just officially ratified our new contract, securing wins to continue making Middle Seat the best workplace in the biz. This is major, long-awaited progress for our workers and for the progressive digital industry! 110
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026In some ways it adds insult to injury that after you’re murdered by the state within hours everyone up to the President and VP is slandering your name. But it also reveals that they know how precarious a situation they’re in 010
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026They are going to continue shooting people in the streets because that is what ICE as an agency has been formulated to do 150
Reposted by Sam ParkerPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory 504166379
Reposted by Sam ParkerWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Every single decision about prosecuting Trump and holding him accountable has been made not with the objective of maximizing the odds of conviction and consequences, but minimizing the odds someone will say Dems are being political or targeting Trump. Consequently they failed utterly at both. 361345240
Reposted by Sam ParkerWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Trump is a megalomaniacal, criminal madman, he is the singular force that is destroying the entire world order and the whole American system, and rather than acknowledging him as a crisis, our institutions are still, STILL determined to relentlessly normalize him 332281489
Reposted by Sam ParkerBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/01/2026That having been said, because politics is timing, now is the time to start hammering that message while people are agreeing with you to associate yourself with it. 431915
Reposted by Sam ParkerJonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Democrats so often forget that they can influence public opinion. 281115176
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Why did someone review my local post office in what I can only describe as NSFW Holiday Copypasta language 010
Reposted by Sam ParkerSkye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 09/01/2026AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street” 291192685591
Reposted by Sam ParkerMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/01/20260:31 in the video, car totally motionless, and he switches phone to his left hand to free up his right. that's when he had already decided. 212119
Reposted by Sam ParkerSam @samd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026the fact that this is Yglesias’ only post about ICE murdering an American really just goes to show how his excessively poll-tested popularist philosophy completely fails when faced with a rapidly shifting public narrative it’s an entirely backwards-looking worldview 851724201
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Pipe burst and flooded my gym and it’s been closed for all of January… how am I supposed to make this My Year 020
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026So Industry is about a messy polycule that works at the bank or 000
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Miguel pointed to a painting of Jean Jacques Rousseau and said “why does he kinda look like Kip Heated Rivalry” 010
Reposted by Sam Parker29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 08/01/2026This is absolute bullshit. There are numerous videos of the murderer, which show his build, gait, and top half of his face. Every state/local law enforcement agency has records at their disposal (including facial recognition) to find criminals who mask their faces. 47920
Reposted by Sam ParkerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/12/2025January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it. 534131472328
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Love when the temp drops and rich girls start walking around like the puffer jacket Bene Gesserit 020
Reposted by Sam ParkerAhmed Baba @ahmedbaba.bsky.social · 11/12/2025This is a truly remarkable moment. Simultaneously debunking Kristi Noem’s lie in real-time and elevating the story of a veteran who was deported under Trump & Noem’s dehumanizing, belligerent deportation policy. 221607358
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 02/12/2025A bump of WHAT percent in bicycle traffic? open.spotify.com/track/5h68So...open.spotify.com365 050
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 02/12/2025My hometown has erected a statue of the local cryptid that is so fascintating... 030
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I think about the Amfleet train cars the way you all pretended your chud boyfriends think about Trajan or whatever 020
Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 23/11/2025the Northeast Corridor's Gateway Program now that Trump loves Mamdani 030