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Sam Parker

@samprkr.bsky.social
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Digital Strategist for the Left • Proud union boy • he/him • this is a SCOTUS hate account!

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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Obsessed with how much Dua Lipa uses bike share like... that's my sister...
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if there's one thing i'm gonna do it's get the merch
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So Rhode Island elects its Gov and LG separately… is that why Ella McCay had to become governor of the state she was born and raised in and not Rhode Island where it was obviously shot and filmed in?
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Experimenting with bicoastal
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Professional post — we’re hiring for a digital strategist to join *my* team (manager alert) and work for some very exciting campaigns and organizations in 2026 and beyond: middleseat.co/job/senior-d...
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Senior Digital Strategist | Middle Seat
Senior Digital Strategists run Middle Seat’s largest email programs for progressive candidates, political committees, and nonprofits.
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Got my 20something friend group to start their first ever Girls watch
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m waging a one man battle against the great replacement of the adjective cute with “cutie” by various millennial gays and girls with instagram psychosis
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
One weird trick to making everything a lot more Normal again would be destroying the Republican party as currently constituted for what it’s done
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
bravo hasn't renewed ladies of london... everything is so bleak in this life...
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Last weekend we let the Q1 FEC filings talk
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We were blessed by the heavens with unfathomable natural resources and wealth, the most favorable geography imaginable, and friendly neighbors and we let the Home Alone 2 dude piss it all down the drain 💀
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
One of the hardest things to do in your professional career is to start a new google doc...
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Monitoring the Situation kids had their fun already. Now it’s Crunching the Numbers men’s turn
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The one app everyone had in the summer of 2022 sending a push notification at a random time of day or night:
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Peacock airing Rob Rausch foot content you are SICK for that!
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The Olympics loves to be “I’m 2800 years old btw”
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I finally watched Ella McCay and first of all you could easily recut that movie into being a horror movie for that 34 year old woman,
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The J Crew rugby shirt in me recognizes the J Crew rugby shirt in you
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Trader joe's chicken caesar wrap has got to be the most "what the hell, sure" lunch in the world... everyone involved in this is absolutely phoning it in, myself included for eating one
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
🚨 NEW — The Middle Seat Union just officially ratified our new contract, securing wins to continue making Middle Seat the best workplace in the biz. This is major, long-awaited progress for our workers and for the progressive digital industry!
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
In some ways it adds insult to injury that after you’re murdered by the state within hours everyone up to the President and VP is slandering your name. But it also reveals that they know how precarious a situation they’re in
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They are going to continue shooting people in the streets because that is what ICE as an agency has been formulated to do
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Every single decision about prosecuting Trump and holding him accountable has been made not with the objective of maximizing the odds of conviction and consequences, but minimizing the odds someone will say Dems are being political or targeting Trump. Consequently they failed utterly at both.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Trump is a megalomaniacal, criminal madman, he is the singular force that is destroying the entire world order and the whole American system, and rather than acknowledging him as a crisis, our institutions are still, STILL determined to relentlessly normalize him
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm finally free
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/01/2026
That having been said, because politics is timing, now is the time to start hammering that message while people are agreeing with you to associate yourself with it.
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Democrats so often forget that they can influence public opinion.
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Why did someone review my local post office in what I can only describe as NSFW Holiday Copypasta language
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
0:31 in the video, car totally motionless, and he switches phone to his left hand to free up his right. that's when he had already decided.
cell phone video still of ice agent murdering woman, paused to show him switching hands
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
the fact that this is Yglesias’ only post about ICE murdering an American really just goes to show how his excessively poll-tested popularist philosophy completely fails when faced with a rapidly shifting public narrative it’s an entirely backwards-looking worldview
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I think Democrats should decide what they want to do about interior enforcement in some level of detail first and then decide whether or not they want to characterize that as abolishing ICE rather than starting with the slogan and reasoning backwards.
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@gelliottmorris • 17h
I'm looking at the data for a column, and
"abolish ICE" is both a lot more popular than you probably think, and a lot more popular than it has been in the past, including 2018
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Greg Bovino of Customs and Border Protection is the guy in operational command of these sweeps but "abolish CBP" doesn't have juice as a slogan.
Either way, you need to figure out the substance of what you want to propose.
(my ideas here)
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Pipe burst and flooded my gym and it’s been closed for all of January… how am I supposed to make this My Year
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
So Industry is about a messy polycule that works at the bank or
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Good balloon day
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Miguel pointed to a painting of Jean Jacques Rousseau and said “why does he kinda look like Kip Heated Rivalry”
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is absolute bullshit. There are numerous videos of the murderer, which show his build, gait, and top half of his face. Every state/local law enforcement agency has records at their disposal (including facial recognition) to find criminals who mask their faces.
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Pathetic honestly
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/12/2025
January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Love when the temp drops and rich girls start walking around like the puffer jacket Bene Gesserit
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Ahmed Baba @ahmedbaba.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This is a truly remarkable moment. Simultaneously debunking Kristi Noem’s lie in real-time and elevating the story of a veteran who was deported under Trump & Noem’s dehumanizing, belligerent deportation policy.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“table-sized”
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
hey this guy SUCKS
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A bump of WHAT percent in bicycle traffic? open.spotify.com/track/5h68So...
open.spotify.com
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
My hometown has erected a statue of the local cryptid that is so fascintating...
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I think about the Amfleet train cars the way you all pretended your chud boyfriends think about Trajan or whatever
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
What if we went crazy and put a bench in here
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Silver Wasn’t Wrong, He Was Just Early
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Sam Parker @samprkr.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
the Northeast Corridor's Gateway Program now that Trump loves Mamdani
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