bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I meannnnn I went to university and got my degree so I cite my sources 000
Reposted by bonita bapplebaumEvery Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the 98th Oscars. #Sinners #Oscars2026 4347382137
Reposted by bonita bapplebaumTBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 15/03/2025the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen 22102333640
Reposted by bonita bapplebaumJermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Costco and Visa it's time to squash the beef my niggas 011
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I don’t know how to tell this to Spotify, but no ai playlist is gonna beat “The Rotation,” a nonsensical curation of songs that have made my head go “brr” since I first signed up for this app: 110
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Absolutely devastated to announce that juice boxes have paper straws now. Fascism has, unfortunately, won. 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I really wish that we didn’t live in a panopticon surveillance state because I need Google maps to have a “what’s the parking situation?” Option where they go into all the parking lots of places so I can see what I’m getting into 130
Reposted by bonita bapplebaumdadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 23/09/2025once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system 6794212195
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Do I look like shit? Well I feel like shit. I’m ready to chew an eggshell over here. 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 07/09/2025My whole thing with life is that it takes as long as it takes, but it takes as long as it takes, you know? Like, things will take as long as they need to take. No more. No less. Just…as long as it takes. 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 28/08/2025happy to report that my Harry Potter trivia is getting worse by the minute. can’t wait to use this brain space for something else. who is fumbosmore 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 19/08/2025And for my first act as Ruler of the World: no more fucking sound ads ruining my good time. Matter of fact, limited amount of ads you’re allowed to see per day. Go fuck yourselves 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Just installed a tempered glass screen protector on my phone with no bubbles and no dust mites stuck underneath. In case you bitches thought you could ever. 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Something that I’m consciously trying to remember now is that when someone says that someone else “freaked out” or “yelled at” or “went off” on somebody, it usually just means that person had some stern words. 100
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I’ll never understand people who are averse to washing behind their ears. Do they not know the glory of the feeling of rinsing The Crease™ ? 000
Reposted by bonita bapplebaum✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 26/06/2025sorry i didn’t respond, i was deep in the throes of my little tasks 0102
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I hate white people. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate th— 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 24/05/2025“Young and fine and dark and handsome/the boy from South Detroit keep bossing/and I can’t keep my panties from dropping” sung to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema” was a cultural moment that we let SZA get away with way too quickly 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Olivia Lux’s diva is so fuckin real, dawg. #dragrace 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Why does listening to The Beaches make me want to be unbearably sexy 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Possibly one of the best text convos I’ve ever had 110
Reposted by bonita bapplebaumAubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025yes white people. more of this. 0325
Reposted by bonita bapplebaumGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/04/2025You can't tell me this shit isn't exactly what is going on inside computers 1831565
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I have to put ointment and baby powder under my own t*ts every day why on earth would one expect me to have children. My breast is a diaper, you want me to bring someone else into this? 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 09/04/2025No but ACTUALLY why did Disney choose to remake Snow White at this point in time. Her enviable beauty is that she’s whiter than white on rice, then she runs away and lives with seven problematic representations of little people. In 2025, why did Disney think this would do numbers. 110
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Theatre as an institution needs to take a break from Romeo and Juliet. Seriously, unless you’re a high school, it should be widely frowned upon to do Romeo and Juliet. Do literally any other Shakespeare play. 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 08/04/2025EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR “BUTTONS” BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS FT. SNOOP DOGG I HEAR THE NON-SNOOP DOGG VERSION AND IT UPSETS ME. EVEN ON MY OWN SPOTIFY. NO SNOOP. ITS GETTING GASLIGHT-Y AT THIS POINT. PLAY THE SNOOP DOGG VERSION YOU COWARDS. 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Hoping and praying and hoping that the RPDR fandom doesn’t go too hard on Arietty so that she can’t have an emotional insta PR where we learn about the mean messages she’s gotten and we all have to be nice to her afterwards. 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 10/03/2025@notinbutajthang.bsky.social happy DST brother!!!media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's hand with a progame gaming logo visibleALT: a close up of a person 's hand with a progame gaming logo visible 110
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I feel like I’m turning into the wolf man what is it about March that makes me want to bite 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I cannot seem to find my voice on letterboxd and it haunts me every day. 110
Reposted by bonita bapplebaumS ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏 @sarenstone.com · 25/02/2025I strongly suggest that if you dislike this feature, you write a quick ticket saying so. Annoy the fuck out of them. ⚔️ support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req... 8553424263
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 26/02/2025DST is on its way, but it’s not here yet, and work is trash right now so I must lean on my No.1 once more 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 24/02/2025“I’m not listening to you, your eyebrows look like tampons” is a thought I just had 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 24/02/2025i wish i could tweet like pete wentz in 2009. 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I maintain the very real possibility that “Low” by T-Pain is the reason I have bad knees. 100
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Less than 1 month till daylight savings time babes. @notinbutajthang.bsky.social almost there! 120
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 22/02/2025“I’m Going to Make a Bowl of Cereal: Life with ADHD”-Mercury, 2025 110
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 21/02/2025“Pick yourself up and dust yourself off!” Bitch I’m HEAVY!! 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I still think we should keep up with that trend of calling MAGA-folk weirdos and like, really shaming them in a school-kid way. I really feel like that was working. 000
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I’ve been on this train for an hour and no one has handed me the original unpublished manuscript of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Fucking bullshit. 010
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Cups this shape MAKE YOU hold your hand cvnty and i love it. 030
bonita bapplebaum @samplanett.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Brother looks like skin under a UV light after 40 years of sun damage 010
