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Jermaine

@notinbutajthang.bsky.social
87 followers 53 following 989 posts

The melanated carbon dated phantom of the chakras

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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like a horse on ice skates
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Peter Parker Eats a Hot Dog
ALT: Peter Parker Eats a Hot Dog
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can I really trust Wayfair? Everything on this site seems fake. The product images are all AI!
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mac OS Golden Gate
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#GoPackGo
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🤮
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Continuing to sit terribly in a 1200 ergonomic chair
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Licking the bowl clean cause this salad dressing was $6.29 a bottle.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've been moving for 4 days now and have built a large piece of furniture every day. When I tell you, my mother fuckin back is hootin and mf hollering like a Mariah Carey run...
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Here Trumpy Trumpy 🤗 Here pedo pedo 🤗 Look! Look! The Pentagon needs a ballroom and the democrat will be real mad if you build it! Yeaaahh go get it!
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😞 Gift article: www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/a...
nytimes.com
Dolly Parton, Superstar Whose Songs Spoke to Millions, Dies at 80 (Gift Article)
Known for her outsize persona, appearance and talent, she rose from rural poverty to become a top-selling singer, songwriter and entrepreneur.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Damn, sometimes advertising works 🫤
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
😭
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
open.spotify.com/track/6zOg9g...
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Only You (feat. The Notorious B.I.G., Ma$e) - Bad Boy Remix
112, The Notorious B.I.G., Ma$e · 112 · Song · 1996
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🗣️
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
IKEA Malm bed makes a certain... position... impossible without destroying your shins. I cannot believe that this is making me consider returning this.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Do not post that Aries Spears "Slaves again" clip. I WILL unfollow you. Half the people who post that clip have anime profile pictures.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
22 days until the season starts
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Whoever invented Dawn Powerwash deserves to have their gooch licked.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jerk Pork Yakisoba
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Greatest city itw btw
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Life when Argentina lose 🥰
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
From the Hater Bible. Salty 6:15: A hatewatch delayed is not a hatewatch denied. Colombia or Switzerland we will uplift you so you may vanquish them.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Adios, fuck niggas.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nothing really at stake here, but that was a banger game. Very fun watch. Mbappe passes Messi, 10 goals scored, and England still win.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
64 caught
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Does Madueke have incriminating photos of Tuchel? How is he still playing 😭
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spanish football 👎
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
KLow's Wikipedia page has already changed over 🤝
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Princess cut diamonds on me, so cutthroat.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Akanji 😂
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
From the Hater Bible. Salty 6:15: A hatewatch delayed is not a hatewatch denied. Colombia or Switzerland we will uplift you so you may vanquish them.
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Toronto Tempo @tempobasketball.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Forever Toronto legends continue to make an impact on the city's basketball history. 🏀 NBA champion Kyle Lowry, and entrepreneur and philanthropist Ayahna Cornish-Lowry, have joined the Tempo ownership group, further strengthening the organization's commitment to growing women's basketball.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
😭
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This FUCKING SAFETY CAR
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cabo Verde I need you to do your big one again this evening
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Like seven inches from the midday sun...
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Senegal robbed twice in 7 months
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Insanity
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh my goodness, the volume of these Mexican fans
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
My GOAT
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My shoes so crispy white in this sunny day I legit can't even look at em. Like looking at the sun.
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh my goodness Dembele
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
😂 Pulisic close them legs buddy
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ʎlıɯƎ @whylimereversed.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
look at my team 😍
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Turkiyeeeeee!!!! Omg that nutmeg 😭
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
👨‍🚀
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Jermaine @notinbutajthang.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Let's goooo Cabo Verde
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