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Sam

@sammetcalf.bsky.social
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Journalist. Don't believe in cod.

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's only just occurred to me that Len Fairclough looked a lot like my Nana.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BIG COAT WEATHER. 🥳
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just took my little lass to a 5th birthday party. Interesting party bag item.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These trainers are the best ever thing I’ve bought from Vinted. Nearly wore them back from the locker pick-up earlier.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#nowplaying
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Made a late move for a yellow-sticker veggie pie in the Co-op just now. A great bit of business for both sides.
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Breathtaking views of The Potteries from the hotel window.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck my hat this train is hot. Got a proper bead on.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A very, very quiet time at work. So much so, that I just found myself hoovering the front step. #worksmarternotharder
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Chesney Hawkes on Escape to the Country casually turning down a succession of £1.2m houses in the Cotswolds on BBC1 right now, if you want to make yourself feel better about the working week ahead.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"There's more to life than the appetite of the flesh, Stanley; there's your soul to cherish an'all." #thoughtoftheday
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bloody Nora.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The pearl clutchers are out in force today. #GTFC
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A few spots of rain outside and I felt like running into the garden and going full Blue Pearl on the neighbours.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just backcombed my eyebrows. #nowplaying
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Coupla footy tweets there.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#modernfootballisshit
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#nowplaying
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Had a great time on holiday. Basically did this for six days solid and dined, without prejudice, from Greggs every day.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Exciting charity shop find this morning. Bit greedy of Culture Club to have two songs on here, mind.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just seen a seagull eating a pigeon on the mean streets of Tenby.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Finally off to Pembrokeshire for the week after the cat sharted itself on my legs on the way to the cattery. It’s a rare atmosphere in this car.
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The creepy end titles to ITV's spooky kid's drama ESCAPE INTO NIGHT (1972). Because sometimes, children's drawings are *deeply* unnerving.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A headline for the ages.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If Burnham wants my vote he can ban this sick filth.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Quentin Letts has got the right horn for Andy Burnham.
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Lee Savage @leesavage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Kevin Keegan: he hated fascists
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When I was little I used to pretend that my middle name was Kevin because of Kevin Keegan.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I see the Anglia Water hosepipe ban is not affecting the game
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This reminds me a bit of the Five Star Doors Majorettes who used to provide half time entertainment at Blundell Park in the late ‘80s. But that was better.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There’s A LOT to be said about just queuing up for a pint that you have to neck in 53 seconds in the piss wet rain at half time.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh. I did think it was a bit unlikely that Maradonna was going to provide the half time entertainment. Didn’t have my readers on.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christ, I fucking hate America.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“And here comes Tom Cruise”
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The Scream Art Painting (Scarface)
ALT: The Scream Art Painting (Scarface)
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Williams should try wearing that at Vale Park next season.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No way Joe Hart gets through this without swearing. Looking and acting like he’s at a wedding reception.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m in Lincoln.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just put a new washing line up. Can’t wait for the footy season to start.
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Coronation Street - written by Leslie Duxbury (17th July 1974). Stan has to throw himself on Hilda's mercy. With predictable results ...
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
These griefhounds at the CPAC cranks conference are looking forward to restoring sovereignty and integrity to jorunalism this afternoon.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In multiple places in England right now, hundreds of middle-aged, middle class white men wearing Nike caps and little hair are wandering through fields with an expensive looking dog and a selfie-stick treating us all to their takeaways on what England's result means for b2b sales and "culture".
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Time to turn over to 24 Hours in Police Custody for some much needed laffs.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My lad is not taking this well.
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Alex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Calling it now: this game will end up with its own Wikipedia page
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Rooney doing show and tell again.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I like Micah Richards’ glasses. #analysis
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