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Sam

@sammetcalf.bsky.social
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Journalist. Don't believe in cod.

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My years in the CPGB have been rendered useless by this perspective.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pope is Catholic, says Pope.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's not fair, mate - you've never headlined.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My old man used to live next door to Archer in the 1980s. Around the same time that Geoff Capes used to come round the house to sell him canaries. In retrospect, an apogee for my Dad.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was hammered by that point. Is that what happened?
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's only just occurred to me that Len Fairclough looked a lot like my Nana.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BIG COAT WEATHER. 🥳
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m playing padel today. I’ll combine the two for one of the best LinkedIn posts ever.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just took my little lass to a 5th birthday party. Interesting party bag item.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can CA tell me the lottery numbers for Saturday?
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tremendous news! Unless it goes shit.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Listening right now - superb again, innit?
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not yet though, mate! Onwards!
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These trainers are the best ever thing I’ve bought from Vinted. Nearly wore them back from the locker pick-up earlier.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Too much information.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Haha!
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Always stay there when I’m over for the match. Deliciously old school.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#nowplaying
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Made a late move for a yellow-sticker veggie pie in the Co-op just now. A great bit of business for both sides.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aren't we all, sweetheart?
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would never have my carrots cut like that.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Err, nerr.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poor old Todd.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We’ve all learned a thing or two about b2b sales while in Greggs, I’m sure you agree.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Breathtaking views of The Potteries from the hotel window.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
However, I’ve just spotted this sticker - a real boon.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck my hat this train is hot. Got a proper bead on.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A very, very quiet time at work. So much so, that I just found myself hoovering the front step. #worksmarternotharder
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Which planning committee meeting was Jean Paul Gaultier at?
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You sexy beast!
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I worry for your ankle health, Donk.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Chesney Hawkes on Escape to the Country casually turning down a succession of £1.2m houses in the Cotswolds on BBC1 right now, if you want to make yourself feel better about the working week ahead.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Thank you for your attention to this tekkers"
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"There's more to life than the appetite of the flesh, Stanley; there's your soul to cherish an'all." #thoughtoftheday
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bloody Nora.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Basically - just shut up a bit about footy.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I really really long for the days when footy was three hours on a Saturday and then that was it. Pissed off, sure - but fuck your podcast.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Utter weird scum.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Don’t get me started on people who wank on about new kit designs…
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hate every closed season more and more. Just go and watch cricket and stop saying “great bit of business”. I absolutely despise these pricks. Sorry for being angry.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was really let down by Mojave 3, yeah. Just like listening to a load of mumbling. No songs at all.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me neither.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Halstead’s first solo album is very good. Is it called Sleeping on Roads?
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thoughts and prayers, comrade. X
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The pearl clutchers are out in force today. #GTFC
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A few spots of rain outside and I felt like running into the garden and going full Blue Pearl on the neighbours.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeah, we can fight over the last chip fork.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I went to do an interview at Solihull Moors' place a couple of years ago, and got so confused about how to get the bus back to the traino that I simply ordered an Uber back to Nottingham like I was Steve Jobs, or something.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just backcombed my eyebrows. #nowplaying
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