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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All caught up on Dynamite, what a very beautiful & utterly heartbreaking tribute to Ben. Hard shift as a UK fan, watching in the morning before work. RIP. #AEW

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I felt such a personal connection with PAC, his style, his intensity, his humour. A mindboggling talent. He was also, by all accounts, a lovely man. 40 yrs old. This hits so hard, I'm devastated. RIP you glorious bastard.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Any recs for boozers in Hammersmith? Might manage a quick warm-up before the Priest gig tomorrow.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We were dugshite yesterday, but I still say we've absolutely nothing to fear from the ugly sisters. Honking game of football going on here.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saturday shift before going to see the mighty Judas Priest on Monday. Gonna get in the zone by playing their entire discography (chronological order) thru the shift. Don't know if 9 hours will fit it all in but see how we go.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ooft, poison goblin facing a bit of a shoogly peg situation all of a sudden? What a shame. Prick.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fucking hopeless. Think there may have been the first hint of stubbornness being a problem for WV - waited until Milne had sold the jerseys before hooking him. Weak link all game. That's probably it for Dhanda too, he's got skill but just so happy to hide himself when the game's hard work.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What the fuck has happened with Harry Milne? Understand about the injuries, but the lad's heid looks completely shot.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Been a long day at work so I didn't get the chance to post how unbelievably horny it is to get Rudi back in a Hearts shirt for the Tennents Sixes. Said to the Mrs there's only one guy they could bring in to trump this, & that's when I realised - ROBBO FOR MANAGER MAKE IT FUCKIN HAPPEN.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Something I love about JJ's assist for the 3rd - he's missed a sitter, knows it. Not only picks himself up to get back in a good position, but is aware & selfless enough to not go for goal but knock it across. Brave & smart.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Kids are going to be soo chuffed when I bring home new releases from @neillcameron.bsky.social AND @ofalafel.bsky.social!

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Absolutely beautiful tribute to Andy Williams from @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social. Crying buckets here.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

How have we won that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Always an uncomfortable watch to see a player badly out of his depth. Magnusson's got many qualities, but he doesn't have the range of passing to play the Renaud/Spittal QB role. He knows it, and it's got him spooked.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

They've tried so hard to push the 'Hibernian' brand over the last few years - but a Hibsing will always be a Hibsing. It's your destiny. Deal with it.

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Ross Colquhoun @rosscolquhoun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

😍 A historic night for Heart of Midlothian Football Club as they qualify for the UEFA Conference League. Down to 10 men, away from home, over 120 minutes, and against UEFA’s 74th-ranked team. For perspective, Celtic’s collapse was against LASK, ranked 99th. That’s how it’s done. Heroes.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

With all respect, Jonny, Scottish football can get itself tae fuck. This one's for the Gorgie.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Heart of Midlothian. I love this club so much.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Stunning goal. Not just the finish, the whole move was outstanding. Could do with a few players still being able to walk for the second period though.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Btw, how bad is our luck with injuries?! Looks like a serious one for Renaud, who's clearly key to our midfield plan & style of play.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Wouldn't be fair to say we've been shite, but certainly outplayed by a strong side for most of the half. Still in it though.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

'Terrible night for Scottish football' oh is it aye, how come we're all fucking pissing ourselves then?

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I absolutely love this that someone just posted on linkedin clearly created by AI without even rudimentary checking. Surrey appears to be trying to escape to France. Staffordshire and Oxfordshire have annexed Wales. And Labour are very strong in the county of "Monthiste". Which has never existed.

AI generated map of the UK with hallucinations up the wazoo

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is really shaping up to be the mother of all banter seasons down Gorgie.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Really excited to see the Renaud-Mags-Guendouz combination in action. Concerning that Wilson still can't get a start, kinda suggests something isn't right behind the scenes.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Are Fringe audiences getting even worse? Saw the excellent Mike Wozniak put on an utterly charming show last night, only slightly let down by a pretty lifeless crowd. I know it's half ten on a Sunday guys, but try and give the guy *something*.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Thanks to the ticket exchange and a Sunday kick off, I can actually make a rare trip to Tynecastle today. Would be nice if we'd picked just one specialist defender who can actually, y'know, DEFEND, but looking forward to the chaos regardless.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This is awesome news - still don't know/understand the circs of her leaving Hearts, but she did a fantastic job here & I'm delighted to see her get such a high-profile gig. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Eva Olid: Man Utd set to appoint ex-Hearts boss as new women's manager

Manchester United are set to appoint former Hearts boss Eva Olid as their women's manager to replace Marc Skinner.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

And obviously Suffer, No Control, Against the Grain.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Still Life, Blackwater Park, Deliverance.

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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 25/07/2026

Over 150,000 came out in full force for London Trans+ Pride to say loud and clear: Trans rights are human rights 💖

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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Look, there’s a lot to dispute here, but I am quite concerned that JK Rowling appears to think “pantomime” and “crow’s” are adjectives.

LittleFurnace on Twitter: Trans is an adjective, you donkey. Adjectives come before nouns. For example "pathetic woman", "soulless billionaire", or "walking
scrotum". You would know that if you weren't a fucking terrible writer.

JK Rowling in reply: A pantomine horse isn't a horse.
An open secret isn't a secret.
A hot dog isn't a dog.
A shrinking violet isn't a violet.
Crow's feet aren't feet.
Fair game's not a game.
Trans women aren't women.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

OK, I watched thru 2 hours of that shit, the assassination attempt at the presentation had better be fuckin worth it.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Made the mistake of watching the Craig Gordon farewell video on a break at work. Might need a minute 😭

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I know he's playing to the gallery, but the tone he's taking is pretty hard to swallow. 'Massive club' etc etc. Dead to me.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Seriously, Agnostic fuckin Front, man... Feels like angry music has hardly been more vital at any other point in my life. 'Crucified' was one of the 1st songs I played with a garage band 30+yrs ago - and they're still playing wee rooms NO COMPROMISE and inspiring this old guy to go fuckin mental

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Circle pit in my late 40s? Well, I suppose just a wee taste...

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The calm before the storm... In Glasgow for Agnostic Front, but managed to come thru early & grab a couple in the State before getting shouty. What a pub.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This is the thing - sometimes VAR is not only correct, it's absolutely essential. Without its intervention, and with that referee, who knows how this game would have finished.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

In his final test innings, Stokes puts his ego & value in his own mythology ahead of the needs of his team. No denying his talent, commitment & incredible moments over the years, but his many flaws as a leader shouldn't be ignored.

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Jonathan Birch @birchlse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My strongest memory of Starmer will be his 2024 conference speech, where he said "every child deserves respect", a young activist said "does that include the children of Gaza?", and he laughed and said "he's obviously got a pass to the 2019 conference".

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Avocado. Total impostor foodstuff. Bolt.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Big day in the Kemmer household as Dex heads off to Tynie High for his 3 day transition visit. Plenty of nerves on both sides but so proud of him - he's ready for it, for sure. Still working out whether I am tho.

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Sam Kemmer @samkemmer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Ask anyone close to me, I've been 100% consistent in this last season - I give full credit to McInness for what he achieved, but I never took to the guy. Shite brand of football & seemed a bit of a prick. Had a strange habit of taking against certain players without obvious reason (Wilson, Borch)

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