Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think the new episode of South Park was made specially for @everybodylovesij.bsky.social 😂 100
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gowser is great on @aroundthefunnel.bsky.social reminiscing about the best game of the century. I’m glad he’s come round to accepting his goal celebration. It is up there with the best ever - pure emotion - pure joy - no artifice - no rehearsal - no dismal cool 👑 060
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Besides the barbarism of this form of punishment (which is grotesque)- is no one else appalled by the use of the term ‘lethal injection’ ? I’m pretty sure there’s a clear definition of ‘lethal’ 110
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We are entering the AGE OF AGEU An era-defining talent 160
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The club have engineered the absolutely mental situation where people with season tickets and >100 LPs are at real risk of not getting a ticket for this. Not happy. 110
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How the fuck have the club only received 21,000 tickets for a 53,000 capacity stadium? 050
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Posted this in a reply to another post but a couple of points: Man City were an EPL team that season Two of our worst ever players (in my lifetime) scored against them 😂 120
Reposted by Pants ShatonEverybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tell you one thing, if Hearts had been cheating for 10 year and won hunners of trophies before getting huckled I quite simply would not give one single fuck. What they going to do? Make you forget all the games you saw? The perties you had with your pals? The houndings dished out? Behave yourself eh 231
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Remember when that cunt Gunn kept Scotland’s best ever goalkeeper (he was) out a major competition? 🤦 110
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you play in Saudi or the MLS - cool, collect your cash but it should be an automatic exemption from being picked for the national team. I bet Craig Gordon’s still saving shots from his kids - similar levels. 040
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The radical foreign experiment has failed. Bobby Williamson is still available. 140
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Traffic cone patter. The weegiefication of Scotland. We’re a laughing stock. Happy to be a joke. 161
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For the past 6 years, the best Scottish central defender (when fit) has been Craig Halkett. Scotland caps: 0 280
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Barclays Hampden eh? Absolutely disgusting. Where’s the apostrophe? 221
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Catholic Church brought to you in association with Dior. #sacred 010
Reposted by Pants Shatonrajworks.bsky.social @rajworks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was going to attempt to shave my bum hole but I’m worried that I might….. 174
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A real slap in the face for tennis legend Jed McEntee 000
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What’s to be gained playing a bounce game against a jobby team? 110
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well I hope they release more soon. Was waiting on my arsehole family telling me how many we needed and now there are none 🤦 110
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I saw an opinion piece from the Daily Record suggesting Beau Reus was not a JTA signing as JTA ‘don’t do goalkeepers’ Is that correct? I thought the data were trickier for keepers but JTA is still used @heartsstandard.bsky.social ? 300
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s good that England have adopted a shan dirge like Wonderwall as their unofficial anthem Plodding, meaningless sludge. 260
Reposted by Pants ShatonSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What at horrible day to have eyes. 4041794
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026BBC coverage helpfully has commentary a second ahead of the video. Helps to kill any potential excitement. 350
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wonder if this laddie will get a chance in the next few months? 250
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My vote is they have to be called ‘The Manchester City’ 130
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is Devlin the only person where signing for Rangers has seen them dropped from their national squad? 😂 060
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just remembered the boy, in front of me, who cried out: “Fuck you - you American dog!” when JJ missed his final chance last Saturday. 😂 USA! USA! USA! You can’t spell fickle without fick 060
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sad to see @athleticomince.bsky.social has ended. An absolute comedy sensation. For those who’ve not heard any - a treat awaits in the archives. 040
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Excellent @aroundthefunnel.bsky.social with @mmgeissler.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...podcasts.apple.comEpisode 431 – Glass Half FullPodcast Episode · Scarves Around The Funnel · 22 September · 55min 110
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You don’t need me to tell you that X is enriched with the thickest cunts on the planet. That said… OUR DISALLOWED GOAL ON SATURDAY: If football rules were sensible and not made by clueless wanks - should not be a goal By the current rules of football - it is 100% a goal Why is this hard? 250
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Having surpassed my expectations by appearing on the pitch - I really hope Eddy becomes a key man for us 🤞 Seems like a top guy. 020
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Incredible stuff. Someone get this daft auld bastard back to his care home. 040
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just remember that 3 weeks ago McInnes had even lost the assembled hun-ditry - even boys like Halliday were turning on him. Almost like these guys know fuck all. They’ll turn on him again if they drop a few points. Rangers and Celtic look no great shakes to me. 060
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No guarantee there will be any of these left. Flying off the shelf by all accounts. Get yourself down to South bridge ASAP 230
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Heard he planned to sue the police for wrongful arrest but don’t know if he followed through 020
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’ve heard a number of pundits on Sportsound and Sportscene suggest that a draw was a ‘fair result’ It’s an utterly mental conclusion to draw from a game where we missed about 3 sitters. The opponents had 0 shots on goal. The (ahem) xG was about 2-0 in our favour… etc What am I missing here? 270
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What’s the explanation from Killie as to why their beloved Old Firm are given the lower rows to sell but we were not - despite asking for them? 031
Reposted by Pants ShatonBen @dollybenga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sky Sports need to forget their overly Scottish shit poetry at the start of the old firm coverage. Bottle of Bucky and a fish supper, and you can get your man Patrick to do something instead! 001
