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Sarah Mitchell

@samitch.bsky.social
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Nerd, Halloween-enthusiast, Swiftie, History Lover and Twitter Refugee. Aspiring writer so you might see some writing stuff here as well.

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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 11h
The real question regarding Zacharia is who did it better: Her or Josh Lyman filling in for CJ. Secret plan to fight inflation doesn't look so bad now does it? 🤣🤣🤣
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 12h
Europe: We use the Metric system. Hey America, what do you use? America: Press Secretaries.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Diana was right about everything."
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I also think one of the issues too is this was the first horrible act caught live on TV with a 24hr news cycle. So there's so much video of it that it's almost impossible to avoid seeing it over and over again which can be very like overstimulating for people.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oof yeah. I know us Millennials like to joke "We had to live through so much lolz" but we really did. Adults couldn't process this shit, how the hell were we supposed to? There's a very clear demarcation line in my head of when my childhood ended and it starts with 9/11
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe 25 years is the exact amount of time all of us who were kids needed to actually process it? I'm only slightly joking about that. Like maybe it is just finally delayed understanding of what we actually fucking saw. That and 25 is a big number. It feels like 25 years but it also just...doesn't?
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ooof. This anniversary has coincided with my period and I am FEELING it. I feel like I'm 13 years old again just seeing it again on TV for the first time. That's enough Internet for me tonight.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My work email has been down since 11:30. Fun fun times 😫🫠
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm so freaking stoked! It's a whole real old school big top and everything 🎪
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm at a Paranormal Circus. This is gonna be so cool I know it!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has there ever been a more iconic entrance? Rest in peace, Tim Curry.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Brianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He buttles.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“There’s this famous 80-year old we need to you to bring in.” Grim Reaper: “Done!” “Hold on, not that one. This one appeared in Home Alone 2.” Grim Reaper: “Done!” “Would you please stop and just listen to the rest of the instructions?”
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok in this one instance I'm gonna need all the Karens in the world to speak with the Grim Reaper's manager. IT'S TIME TO USE YOUR POWERS FOR GOOD. AND WE AREN'T SETTLING FOR STORE CREDIT, YOU GET ME? 👀👀👀
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SAME.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
HAS SOMEONE CHECKED ON LAUREL @librarylaurel.bsky.social NOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS WEEK 😭😭😭
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
He broke his hip. I bet you. My mom just went through hip replacement and a whole host of issues regarding it and had to spend time in a rehab place. He fell down and broke his hip. And because of the polio has probably extra mobility issues and isn't fit to be home because of it.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Once again shouting from the rooftops STOP GIVING THIS WOMAN MONEY. Just stop. Yes, I miss it too but for fucks sake she's *actively* using her wealth to destroy the trans community.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
if you or anyone you know has any information about what's going on with mitch mcconnell call please call our toll free number 1-800-876-5353. you may be able to help solve a mystery.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell today and he listened to my new obsession with Critical Role (yeah super late to the party) and Percy De Rolo III which was super nice of him and he definitely didn't look like he was dead at all.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ladies and Gents I present my puppy nephew, Harvey!
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This heat wave is insane. But shout-out to my gym water bottle. I filled this thing with cold water and ice last night...when I woke up this morning there was STILL ice in it. Love this thing. It does come in smaller sizes I'm just insane and bought the 40oz 🤣🤣
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I was woken up in Upstate NY by fireworks from a Knicks fan. They're everywhere 🤣🤣
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True Blue @seakevgo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#NYC #Knicks
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dear Internet, am I a sportsball person? No. Do I know anything about basketball? No. Although my college did get into the NCAA tournament as a 16 seed one year 😎. However, do I want to watch all of MSG BOO THAT ORANGE MOTHAF*CKER? YES. YES I DO. SO LET'S WATCH SOME BASKETBALL! GO KNICKS!
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Goddamnit not Anthony Head! I'm not even a big Buffy fan and even I adored that man. Uther from Merlin. The evil Krillitane from Doctor Who. That scene with David Tennant at the pool is SO good 😭 Giles was the only one who understands that books are supposed to smell. 😭
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is giving "Yeah, the President has a secret plan to fight inflation." press conference vibes. IFYKYK.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I watched Stephen Colbert's last show. I'm having war flashbacks to a certain gangly ginger who lost their show too...Screw CBS. They can go eat lunch with the Peacock now. Bastards.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ah yes good ole Oswego County. It borders my county. The dairy farms out that way have been hit hard by ICE and the owners are wringing their hands going "But we didn't know he'd target our workers!" 🤨😑
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pancakes! Chocolate chip pancakes. Like the diner kind - nice and fluffy lots of syrup.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
And they would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling kids. 🤣
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I will say I did not have on my bingo card for 2026, Drumpf beefing with the Pope like he's Henry IV of France. 🤣 This is a history joke. I'm sorry. 🤣
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Goddamn it, Leo! You haven't made an arrest in months! I've had enough. Put your staff and mitre on my desk and get the hell out of here."
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Can someone direct me to where in the job description for Pope it says he has to be tough on crime? I'm fairly certain being Pope means you're one of the few people on Earth who has to have mercy for criminals. 🤷
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm so glad this was preferable for people rather than *checks notes* voting for a woman. 😮‍💨
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Isn't there like...a commandment or something about this? Isn't like, I dunno, the first one or something? (Thanks to the West Wing for teaching it to me 🤣)
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Breaking news: SpongeBob is a Coastal Elite. More at 11. 🤣
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Listen. This message is for Leon Kennedy only. Leon. I hate, no abhor, zombie media. (RE2 original did a number on me when I was a kid) I want you to know I'm trying to watch RE9 gameplay for you. And only you. But it's hard. I don't like zombies. Why are you my comfort character? WHY?! 🤣😰🧟😫😫😫😫
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS ON MY TIMELINE. MY EYES
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Quick update: I am once again coping with this thing called life by...falling for a video game character. Which again surprises no one. And why, yes, how did you know it was Leon Kennedy? 🤣
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Being a Gleek is kind of like remembering you were in a cult for a bit because WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLAINE DATED KAROFSKY FOR A BIT? I just remembered that was a plotline and like...what were we all on in Season 6? 🤣
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Me and some friends are trying to manifest a certain death 👀 by describing how we're gonna celebrate when it happens. I'm thinking just something small - some streamers, noise makers...a Congratulations banner 🤣🤣 It's best to have party supplies on hand anyway you know...🤣
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'M NOT NAMING NAMES BUT EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THIS IS ABOUT 👀👀
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
2026 you give BACK Delia Deetz and Moira Rose RIGHT NOW.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is so not fair. What the hell 2026 😭
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Right that's why on my DAR certificate it says "law enforcement action" and not REVOLUTIONARY War. Oh...wait that is what it says
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Oh how is America doing right now? Great...just...really great.
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Sarah Mitchell @samitch.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Man, the Trump Presidency: The Sequel really jumped the shark with this script.
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