#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We need bereavement time for celebrity deaths 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 What a terrible two days 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Timmy #WHY 240 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Sunday crossword written by some fool, clue is "late night host before Fallon" answer is not L*no, you stale saltine, it was CONAN. #stillbitter #FixYoPuzzle #PaulSucksAtMakingCrosswords 010 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"it's the end of the show song The part of the show no one sees on TV" Ahhhh 💖 010 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Daley will be so proud of me, I WENT TO A MOVIE. IN A THEATER. Sheep Detective was everything I wanted it to be 😂 @bawnjourno.bsky.social 110 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Pfff Sirius radio (free trial huzzah) does the same stupid things as regular radio. Found the Conan O'Brien channel Thursday, and since then I've heard the Malcolm Gladwell podcast 3x, Ellie Kemper 2x, and now Andy Richter with Lauren Hough 2x. How many years of podcast history and we play 3? 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026We all know who vandalized the reflecting pool.static.klipy.comSmiling Spring SunALT: Smiling Spring Sun 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Andy Richter's Sports Blast should have become a real show. 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026@angeladavismpr.bsky.social I don't know if you ever need suggestions for your Wellness Wednesdays, but have you done one on bipolar disorder lately? Maybe also covering the difficulties in treating/assessing in people with other disabilities (ASD/Asperger's, low IQs, speech disorders, etc.)... 100 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Bahaha, I just realized the 4 note whistle theme from Hunger Games is the same 4 note lick from the 1968 Romeo and Juliet movie. #nerd #Iknow #ButTheLoveThemeIsActuallyGorgeous #hahaAutocorrecrWantsThatPreviousHashtagToBeCheeseburgers 100 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Wow, dairy queen, are these chicken tenders made out of quail? 🙄 At least I had a coupon. 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Is Andy Richter doing voiceovers for Subway ads now? IS THAT WHY I REALLY WANT A SANDWICH NOW 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Haha @bawnjourno.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.comspongebob and patrick are standing in front of a red shipALT: spongebob and patrick are standing in front of a red ship 010 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026What's it like to be able to afford doordash 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 08/03/2026When at Kings Cross... (I'll donate the cost times 2 to an LGBT+ org) 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I try not to judge books by their covers, but I can certainly shame them, right? Or at least the designer? #Shame #LaurelReadsStuff #ButSheCantReadThis 120 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Okay but now I need a Hollow Knight 3 and I need it ASAP 😭😭😭😭😭 I AM HAVING FEELINGS ABOUT A VIDEO GAMEmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is sitting on top of a pile of skulls in a video game .ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on top of a pile of skulls in a video game . 010 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Brady may be gone, but I still love to see the patriots get whooped. 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026JeffyWeffy is trying to talk me into amazon music before he even bothers to ship the stuff (that I ordered on Monday) that is expected to arrive tomorrow. Pfffff. 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"Let's build microwaves that go above stoves!" -Bald men, probably. #ThisGirlWasALMOSTONFIRE #ThankTheLordThatBurningHairSmellsInstantly #AndStinksSomethingFierce #LaurelLiveFakeTweetsHerOwnDeath 020 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If you can't hear this comic, you are too young. If you can hear it, don't forget to schedule your colonoscopy. #Zits 010 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Haha remember that "all lives matter" movement a few years ago ahahahahahahhaaaaaaaamedia.tenor.coma man is talking about a lie detector test that determined that was a lie .ALT: a man is talking about a lie detector test that determined that was a lie . 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Dear people who design hand soap pump bottle thingies, Why on EARTH do you think I need the soap to horizontally exit the bottle at 83.28mph? Do you think I am intending to soap my shirt? Or do you think it could aim downwards, to the hand that is awaiting the blob of soap? Up yours, Me 121 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Omg I forgot about this guy 😂 my childhood bestie and I listened to this cassette tape ALL THE TIME m.youtube.com/watch?v=KoWD...m.youtube.comOld King Louis (Louie the 16th was the King of France)YouTube video by Allan Sherman - Topic 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025If you haven't read it yet, you better get it before the current administration disappears it. #LaurelReadsStuff #OnTyranny #HorrorForReal 110 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I've befriended a Velcro Cat 🥺 I see many pros and only a claw-ful of cons. #MaamIAmNotAPincushion #NotMyCat #HousesittingLife 040 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 07/12/2025#Conan and Jordan Schlansky doing an escape room 😂😂😂 100 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 06/12/2025The pandemic was weird. #DogsittingLocationHasConanOBrienTV #GuessWhatIHaveOnALLTHETIME 030 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 03/12/2025So the place I'm dogsitting this week has Conan O'Brien TV and guess what I've had on all the time 💖 I never saw much of the show during the pandemic and so many of these clips are great! Just Conan and Andy being idiots in front of cardboard cutouts, and it's still hilarious. 010 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Okay but what is it with these people who don't have any boxes of Kleenex out when you're house-sitting. 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I do NOT need #samsung appliances to sing me five minutes arias every time they're done doing something. What I NEED is a microwave that can handle simultaneously heating food and running a timer, or the range fan. #CongratulationsOnYourPreheating #ItdBeAShameIfYouNeededToMultitask #fekkingadulting 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Enjoying @torimartino.bsky.social posting in her hour of need.media.tenor.coma little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters incALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc 110 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I'm so happy #Silksong #WorthTheWait #BuryMeWithMyNintendomedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing in the snow wearing a red dress and cape .ALT: a cartoon character is standing in the snow wearing a red dress and cape . 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Just losing my mind over a chunk of rock, y'all #Marble #art #wtf 071 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 15/10/2025You'd think this book about a modern day cattle drive through an evil canyon with a ghost train and a massive prehistoric bird thing, along with sentient taxidermy, would be awesome. Especially since it's basically an ancient pagan sacrifice of cattle and people... #Incorrect #KindaBoring #Sorry 010 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Oh my word, I haven't laughed this hard in AGES 😂😂🤣 I hope the author made some real dollars on this one 😂 There's even prose in between recipes 😂😂🤣🤣 000 0
Reposted by #NotACreepassmiss lindsay 🎀 @mslindsayy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025i like my men like i like my wine: in a bottle and on a shelf. welcome to my haunted house. 032 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025DALEY MADE A TYPO #JOG @bawnjourno.bsky.social 110 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"Well, that book was dry when I put it in your book drop, I don't know how it got to be soaking wet." #LiesPatronsTell #WeDoNotBatheReturnedBooks #NorDoWeHaveABookReturnShower 000 0
Reposted by #NotACreepassStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Hard to blame the Democrats for the shutdown when you're in charge of all 3 branches of government, plus the Supreme Court. 1405656885 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Life is dumb but books are amazing 💖 #LaurelReadsStuff #FantasticDuology #MAKEITATRILOGYPLEASE 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 09/09/2025The end of physical newspapers is pretty sad, especially when it seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot. Now the Minneapolis Star Tribune is going to be printed in... Iowa...? Any news that happens after 5pm will not be in the paper. 110 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 05/09/2025PSA: this is NOT a library approved bookmark. 020 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025"There are bad days and then there are days when you've been bitch-slapped with an iron." Favorite line so far, although the eating triacuits gag was A+ #LaurelReadsStuff #HollowKingodm 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I JUST GOTTA SHOUT A LITTLE ABOUT ALIEN EARTH OKAY THIS HAS BROUGHT ME SUCH JOY HECK YEAH ALIENSmedia.tenor.coman aerial view of a lake surrounded by mountains and treesALT: an aerial view of a lake surrounded by mountains and trees 020 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Poor Muse, you deserve so much better than the Twilight franchise. 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 30/08/2025We need to bring back typewriters. Do you know how awful it is to address 40+ envelopes by hand8media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a white tank top and talking to someone .ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white tank top and talking to someone . 110 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I just can't get enough Holly Gibney 💖 #Hollyberry #TheMaster #TheMasterIsObviouslyStephenKing #LaurelReadsStuff 000 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Swapping CEO memes with the pastor's wife #winning 010 0
#NotACreepass @librarylaurel.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Made some ribs on the grill they turned out okay, butmedia.tenor.coma man is sitting in a kitchen eating meat and sweats .ALT: a man is sitting in a kitchen eating meat and sweats . 000 0
