Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Who’s got two thumbs and can get you into a Candy Crush-themed above-ground pool TODAY?” 031
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I know everyone has been clamoring to know so, I’ll tell you: Rosco remains the Best Good Boy. Good day! 62014
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“Is the World As You Know It Dying in Front of Your Eyes? Here’s why tie-dyeing will never go out of style…” 040
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This like saying, “I won the Powerball! They just need to pick my numbers.” 040
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 20/02/2026when all sound stops and all you taste is ash because you start to understand you might not be able to watch the season finale of INDUSTRY live on Sunday, March 26th at 9pm eastern 010
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Oh hey I adopted a dog last year. This is Rosco and this is my favorite picture of him, just absolutely crashed out after partying for a week straight 070
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Come see me perform stand-up comedy one last time! Sat. June 21st at the Pine Box Rock Shop in BK. $10, all proceeds going to the Ali Forney Center to help at-risk LGBTQ+ youth. 7pm! Travis is hilarious, Lucy is a comedy genius, plus, me?! 120
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 11/04/2025They’re really doing it… De-Ba'athification for old folks. You know who’s ready to strap on a vest because the government says no more money for you? 90-year-olds. 120
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 01/04/2025The leftist Beekeeper’s origin story? I’m listening… 130
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Yes, the apocalypse is here but how exciting is this? It’s a girl! 3422
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Ask your doctor if leaving dead bear carcasses in public parks is right for you 060
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 24/10/2024If the vaccine was safe how the hell do you explain this? 030