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Sam Gasch

@samgasch.bsky.social
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Writer, Actor, Podcaster, Nerd. Not necessarily in that order.

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've had this shirt for sale for longer than LLMs have been a Big Thing; but it's still a "fuck you" to them. www.teepublic.com/hoodie/23562...
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make bad art by chekhovsraygun
you have permission
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
penny-anna on tumblr: "Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
• Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy"

penny-anna on tumblr replies:
[A television still of comedians Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie sitting side-by-side on the set of Whose Line Is It Anyway?.]
"They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination"

penny-anna on tumblr replies: 
"#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won't stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING

yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them"

kyraneko on tumblr replies: "And their Jaeger is called Nihilistic Singularity (because it's a point that doesn't matter.)"
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Moonshot Podcast Network @moonshotpods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TONIGHT at 9 EST / 8 CST: It's an all-new trilogy with all new characters, as the last leg of our Star Wars Rewrite Relay begins! Join our Episode VII writers on moonshot.mov to see what they make of it!
A promotional image for Star Wars Episode 7 featuring Kylo Ren, Rey, and Finn
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me too Horned Toad. Me too.
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know that people don't like Banksy because it's like, "ah it's just a facile gimmick, his art is corny and his pranks are jejeune" but also I'm sorry to say this but Banksy is good.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026
it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026
Stop inventing shit the humans in Wall-E use
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today’s brand new Ideal Remake takes the looming threat of AI and the fear of nuclear annihilation and wraps it all up into a light 80s family movie. We’re scared but ALSO having fun! @juliabergeron.bsky.social is here and we’re remaking WARGAMES!! Ideal Remake is available wherever you podcast!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“When we were being stolen from our parents and experienced genocide in Indian Residential Schools, we wondered, ‘Who are the people that will help us?’ Today, we are those people. Today we offer our help, support, and jurisdiction to override these dehumanizing laws.”
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hmmmm… I do not think this was a fresh cookie…
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Alvin and the Chips
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 23/01/2025
The failure to reckon with transphobia as a currently central motivation of the far right will continue to plague those disturbed by its rise for a decade or more Rather than standing with trans people many liberals have pursued appeasement and helped the wider shift to the far right in the process
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In today’s new Ideal Remake we’re going all the way to LUDICROUS SPEED!! @dinahpalmisano.bsky.social has me combing the desert for everything we can do to remake SPACEBALLS!! Ideal Remake is available where your podcasts aren’t jammed!
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Our latest episode is on stage, on ice, and on your podcast feeds! It's our annual Q&A, so tune in to hear our recent movie reviews, tips for guests, and fleeing from responsibility.
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277: Lindsay and Tanner Answer a Televisual Universe of Questions | Not If I Reboot You First!
As we reach the end of our 8th year of podcasting, we look back on what they've accomplished while answering questions from our friends and viewers! Time to find out what mediums are left to reboot, h...
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Tanner (from the prophecy) @sparkyupstart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Very good thread that also made me realize - the claim that HP got more people reading is probably closer to something like "HP was the first time that a lot of people read the same thing, together, as a communal activity."
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is pure art.
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Christina (she/her) @cwoodsart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Look. I had to #Pokémon #LegendsZA #plza #zaspoilers
Jehanne (my Pokémon Legends Z-A character, with brown hair and the Team MZ jacket) explores The Sewers. She’s startled by an echoing voice singing “TEEEENN”“YEEEARSSS” (she turns around and prepares a Pokéball)“OOOOOOLD” the voice is revealed to be me, in a literal self-insert, dressed like The Phantom of the Opera. Jehanne facepalms.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🇹🇭Nene Royal🇹🇭 doing Metallica's Master of Puppets. She's pretty damn good. Only 16 but you'd think she's a seasoned rock goddess with how confident she blasts through it. 🤘🤘🎸
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Going to instantly unfollow any reaction content channel that starts running the Harry Potter show.
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What a great day to go see Coyote vs Acme! And also everyone else is correct. This movie is EXCELLENT!! 💣🧨🛼
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elena perez @thisiselena.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
damn 🔥
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Tanner (from the prophecy) @sparkyupstart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Captain Midwest, the starter guy
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Christina (she/her) @cwoodsart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Acceptable Spider-Man
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One more day till Coyote vs Acme One more day till Coyote vs Acme One more day till Coyote vs Acme One more day till Coyote vs Acme One more day till Coyote vs Acme One more day till Coyote vs Acme One more day till Coyote vs Acme One more day till Coyote vs Acme One more day till Coyote vs Acme
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Average-Sized Fish
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was one of the most recognizable & beloved voices of my generation I grew up with. A lot of people are gonna bring up Rocky Horror Picture show today but I want you to look at the sheer number of voices he did in cartoons. Everything he touched was just FUN www.imdb.com/name/nm0000347
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s time for @leighlunacomics.bsky.social and I to talk about an absolutely RIDICULOUS set of two movies. Rollerball, both 1975 and 2002, are WILD and make some CHOICES! So our remake is going to have to also be crazy! And it sure is! You can listen to Ideal Remake wherever you listen to podcasts!
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This isn't the first time the USA has placed 50% tariffs on Canada. In 1890, the USA's Tariff Act was touted as a way to build up American industry, but the true goal was forcing the annexation of Canada. It backfired and made Canada stronger. This is the story. 📸 LoC 🧵1/10
Political cartoon criticizing the Republican platform for favoring untaxed whiskey (jug labeled "Untaxed Whiskey 20¢ Gal.") while presenting war‑taxed common cloth with an 89% tariff, highlighting perceived hypocrisy.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Jessica Maison @jessicamaison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We hit the goal last night but we this book is gonna be so great with these amazing teams! Let's go pre-order our anthologies!
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dirt v Dog! Dirt v Dog! Give Monster V Monster a listen and find out which monster reigns supreme!
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Jessica Maison @jessicamaison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This episode was such a delight to record with @samgasch.bsky.social! Special place in my heart for this face-off between Golem and Dogman! Listen now to wherever you get your podcasts!
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not a great sign for the timeline that we couldn’t save the cheerleader. 💔
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yvfu
is there an ai bubble bubble?

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picturing a scenario where so many people have shorted tech stocks in anticipation of an ai bust that the economy will collapse if the economy doesnt collapse

something-truly-evil
#hermes centric episode of Futurama
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J.W. Hendricks @jwhendricks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've been spending time documenting the continued aid efforts of Kelly Montano of Full Arepas and her organizing partner, Marlen Gonzalez. The two recently started a nonprofit, SELA, to continue sending aid to Venezuela and beyond, including Colombia. Link to full piece below.
Volunteers load boxes of aid for La Guaira into a La Guaira-bound shipping container at Guzmán Brothers Distribution in Vernon, CA on Aug. 6, 2026.Marlen Gonzalez speaks to volunteers as they load boxes into a La Guaira-bound shipping container at Guzmán Brothers Distribution in Vernon, CA on Aug. 6, 2026.Marina, a regular volunteer, carries papers containing messages of solidarity for Venezuela past a pallet of La Guaira-bound body bags, at Guzmán Brothers Distribution in Vernon, CA on Aug. 6, 2026.Volunteers form a prayer circle after filling a La Guaira-bound shipping container with donated boxes of aid at Guzmán Brothers Distribution in Vernon, CA on Aug. 6, 2026.
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Miguel Parreño @miguelaparreno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Had a blast remaking Small Soldiers with Sam! Check it out!
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
FALL IN SOLDIER! Today’s mission is to remake 1998’s Small Soldiers! The top brass may not believe in you, but I know that you’ve got what it takes! And we’ve got @miguelaparreno.bsky.social backing us up the whole way! So MOVE OUT and listen to Ideal Remake RIGHT NOW!!
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Ben Crane @bencranewrites.com · 07/08/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the money that was pledged to the Kickstarter and which you were probably hoping would make books Forgive me It was grimy and dirty with terrible mouthfeel
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Ben Crane @bencranewrites.com · 05/08/2026
The Systemic Kickstarter is so close to $4K you can taste it!* Check out the campaign and get some incredible speculative fiction comics from some of your favorite indie creators--and maybe find a few new favorites while you're at it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/art...
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SYSTEMIC VOL. 2: A 92-page SF/F anthology
The hit anthology returns with nine all-new stories where infinitely critical human lives and systemic forces grind together.
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Sam Gasch @samgasch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I suddenly have an incredible temptation to write something called Sequel: The Movie
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