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Not If I Reboot You First

@niiryfpod.bsky.social
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A podcast where @SparkyUpstart.bsky.social and @Lindsaym476.bsky.social take the works they like and reboot/adapt/sequel them in a way they'd like to see. New episodes every other Monday...ish. We try!

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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ICYMI, we started our 9th year of podcsasting with a third reboot of Penny Dreadful, putting a spin on things like making Ethan's dad mormon and making Victor and Jekyl into toxic yaoi. And be sure to tune in next week where the spooky season continues in a reboot of And Then There Were None...
A still from Penny Dreadful season 3 episode "A Blade of Grass." Vanessa Ives, without makeup and looking bedraggled as all hell, is collapsed against a padded wall. Behind her and out of focus, the blurry figure of Dr. Seward attempts to encourage  her.A promotional still from the 2015 BBC production of "And Then There Were None." Ten people, all dressed as members of middle-to-upper class English society in the 30s (except for a butler and maid) all sit in the parlour of a seaside manor and look at each other with suspicion.
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're back and kicking off our ninth(!) year of podcasting with the third season of Penny Dreadful! Can Victor defeat his internalized homophobia? Will Dorian actually do something interesting? And baby, where the hell is Mina Murray's Husband? Listen to find out!
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278: Tanner and Lindsay Split the Party Again [Penny Dreadful Season Three] | Not If I Reboot You First!
The Penny finally drops in this, the (originally) final season of Penny Dreadful...but Tanner and Lindsay can't let it go out like this! Unfortunately they also don't have a lot to chew on with the so...
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Our latest episode is on stage, on ice, and on your podcast feeds! It's our annual Q&A, so tune in to hear our recent movie reviews, tips for guests, and fleeing from responsibility.
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277: Lindsay and Tanner Answer a Televisual Universe of Questions | Not If I Reboot You First!
As we reach the end of our 8th year of podcasting, we look back on what they've accomplished while answering questions from our friends and viewers! Time to find out what mediums are left to reboot, h...
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is being recorded tonight!
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J Riley L Hopkins @badfuckinpodcasts.com · 24/08/2026
I got to talk about a lifelong dream adaptation of mine: Romance of the Three Kingdoms but its set in 2010's era backyard wrestling. It fucking owned.
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J Riley L Hopkins @badfuckinpodcasts.com · 24/08/2026
If you were on gbywn or wrestled in the Midwest: this is for you and also I'm sorry for that time I stole all that lou malnatis I don't think I realized how much that was and also I was a dick
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J Riley L Hopkins @badfuckinpodcasts.com · 24/08/2026
Also I didn't spend nearly enough time figuring out entrance music for each wrestler. You know Zhang Fei is rolling up with some a day to remember or some shit. I'll die by Cao Cao Popular - Veronicas
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J Riley L Hopkins @badfuckinpodcasts.com · 24/08/2026
docs.google.com/document/d/1... Here's also the link I sent them to try and summarize a single part of an ancient Chinese text
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Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Hey Tanner, Hey Lindsay: woe. Ancient chinese literature be upon you. Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a 14th century historical novel attributed to Luo Guanzhong about the turbulent final years of t...
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Don't forget - Q&A episode is being recorded this Thursday! send us questions here or in our discord!
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J Riley L Hopkins @badfuckinpodcasts.com · 22/08/2026
Shadowfax v red hare power scaling discussion, locked after 500 pages
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We're joined by @badfuckinpodcasts.com for our newest episode, where they're bringing the Romance of the Three Kingdoms to the modern day (well, early 10s) in the form of a mixed-media backyard wrestling drama. So feed your homie a chicken nugget, write a call-out post for Dong Zhou, and listen now!
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276: Riley Yards in the Ancient Imperial Midwest [Romance of the Three Kingdoms] | Not If I Reboot You First!
Kids, don't try this at home. Or do! Today Riley's teaching Tanner and Lindsay all about backyard wrestling, the drama that spins out of that, and how it's pretty similar to the courtroom dramas of th...
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marn s. lastname @corpserevivers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
WE FIXED THE PUZZLE KNIFE
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@corpserevivers.bsky.social @sparkyupstart.bsky.social and I are fucking geniuses
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J Riley L Hopkins @badfuckinpodcasts.com · 22/08/2026
rewrite relay continues to go fucking crazy
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J Riley L Hopkins @badfuckinpodcasts.com · 22/08/2026
Sheev's new plan
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Tanner (from the prophecy) @sparkyupstart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh boy I can't wait to re-reboot a Stars War!!!
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ALSO! The next episode we record will be our annual Q&A episode! It'll be one week from today (Thursday, August 27th), so if you've got any interesting or silly or cool questions to ask of us about podcasting, reboots, or life in general, feel free to send them our way!
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In case you missed it, we had an Incredible time with Theo last week (see what we did there?) Check out the latest episode where we workshop together an Incredibles 2 that's more than just the first movie again!
The poster for Incredibles 2. From left to right: Dash, Frozone, Helen, Bob, JakJak, Violet, and Edna strike dynamic poses. In the foreground, a raccoon flees from JakJak's laser eyes. in the background, a small group of superheroes are backlit by an explosion. Above this all, the Screenslaver looms.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/08/2026
Look, it's NOT an easy job. They watch movies and then make up jokes about them
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
your objectivist philosophies won't save you this time Mr. Bird
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We're building a better Incredibles sequel with @fourwholemoons.bsky.social in our latest episode, and together we're gonna do what Brad couldn't - like, actually say something about heroes, give the characters arcs, give up on Dad's dream, and discover the power of Bi for Bi for Bi. Listen now!
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275: Theo's Got Brad Bird Tied Up in the Corner of his Room [Incredibles 2] | Not If I Reboot You First!
When it comes to sequels, Brad Bird chose poorly. Theo's brought a full vision of a better Incredibles sequel for this episode, and while we start changing it up pretty quickly, it sparks a lot of fun...
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Binary Break - A Digimon Actual Play Podcast @binarybreak.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Episode 31 - The Kids From Yesterday We finally arrive at the beginning. binarybreak.libsyn.com/site/3...
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Binary Break: 31 - The Kids From Yesterday
We finally arrive at the beginning. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Christina Woods, Jake Mason, Sky Ertl, Tanner Vogelgesang, Ann McShane, Annie Craton, and Riley Hopkins! Content Warnings (contains spoilers):  There's a whole bunch of sad and weird and complicated and intense feelings basically the entire episode this time. Lots of crying. 26:25-27:15 - Billy's dad drops some casual subtextual homophobia 27:15-29:15 - Off-screen implication of Penny's mom's neglect/alcoholism 33:45-34:28 - Discussion of auto accidents/injuries 34:28-38:00 - LOTS of jokes about food poisoning/diarrhea 56:05-1:03:42 - Bridge's dad is mean to him/yells at him. Bridge jumps out of a moving car and runs away. 1:23:55-1:24:52 - Discussion of Jordan's cut-up arms. He expresses anxiety about infection. 1:37:55-1:38:10 - Billy accidentally bumps his already broken finger. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song this time was "Foolish," by Hashme Lloyd, and our closing theme was by Nice Wizard. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! Find us on Bluesky or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to
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J Riley L Hopkins @badfuckinpodcasts.com · 29/07/2026
I need a hero! Coming very soon on Riley Hopkins & Their Amazing Friends... @joshnichols.bsky.social , @jakemason.bsky.social , and @theedgeofmypete.bsky.social join me for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: YEAR OF THE DRAGON. We go crazy with this one, a systemless 8 episodes of playing with toys!
Black wall spray painted with red, purple and orange masks. A big blue one is covered with rhataf tmnt
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
broke: The Incredibles is about how objectivism is morally correct woke: The Incredibles is about how the first step to self-improvement is having an emotional affair
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/07/2026
While we're talking about The Odyssey, can we take a second to appreciate one of the greatest exchanges of dialogue in the history of superhero fiction?
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
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Toothpickings @toothpickings.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ah heck, let's post a little early. We're joined by @sandwichsurplus.bsky.social in our latest episode to reboot The Dark Universe! But there's no Tom Cruise here, nah, we're headed back to join Rick and Evy from The Mummy and watch them take on all the Universal Horror classics! Take a listen now!
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274: Sky Just Wants Brendan Fraser to Have a Good Time [The Dark Universe] | Not If I Reboot You First!
Welcome to a new podcast about the Dark Universe - for this week, at least. Our friend Sky makes his inaugural appearance to reboot Universals repeatedly failed attempt at cinematic worldbuilding by g...
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/07/2026
We’re gonna need a new word that is stronger than “hate” because it’s no longer sufficient for articulating just how much I hate these fucking guys
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siobhan mcdonough @siobhan-m.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
unionized legal workers at Advocates for Trans Equality are now facing layoffs after the org went on a c-suite hiring spree. in this political moment, laying off frontline staff who meet trans legal needs is unconscionable
BREAKING
A4TE management lust publicly announced layoffs in violation of our new CBALess than a month after ratifying our new CBA, management has already violated it. Our contract requires management to
"work closely with the Union to ensure job security of every employee then on staff, develop a plan to avoid layoffs, and discuss
alternatives to layoffs." It also requires A4TE to provide financial documentation for why economic retrenchment is necessary.
A4TE has done none of this before going public with its layoff announcement.Yesterday, July 20, A4TE management emailed the Union after 5pm informing us of the organization's
"economic retrenchment" and their intent to lay off staff. Less than 24 hours later, A4TE sent a mass email to their supporters announcing impending layoffs - with no internal communication to all staff - before the Union has had an opportunity to bargain over the outcome.Since the 2024 merger of
TLDEF and NCTE, A4TE has embarked on a hiring spree for C-suite and director level positions, while gutting critical direct service programs like the Name Change Project. These cuts to our essential programs and frontline staff are neither
"necessary" nor "practical," as A4TE suggests. They are the result of reckless mismanagement and a callous disregard for staff's jobs and livelihoods.
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siobhan mcdonough @siobhan-m.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
these are the union’s requests for community solidarity. @transequality.bsky.social there’s still time to change your mind if you don’t want to destroy relationships with the communities you’re supposed to serve
A4TE is telling the public its
"focus is on supporting staff."
Management's radio silence in staff communicatons tells a different story.
For actionable ways to support our Union:
• Like and share this post!
• Let A4TE know how you feel about the layoffs on their social media
• Keep an eye out for a hardship fund for impacted Union members in the coming weeks
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Do you like spiders? How about really BIG spiders with furry pelts, more teeth than possible, and it likes scritches and gourmet cooking? Then you'll love Giant Spider & Me, as well as our reboot where we pitch how to expand this cozy post-apocalyptic tale into a full anime. Take a listen!
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273: Tanner's Getting Some Nausicaä Vibes From This [Giant Spider & Me] | Not If I Reboot You First!
Tanner's never seen Nausicaä, this is the opposite of Boss Baby. But we are discussing a story about a young girl living in nature, on good terms with a post-apocalyptic arthropod! So let's turn this ...
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've been pretty good at getting podcast episodes out on time and pretty bad about posting about them on the day they come out 😭 ANYway, Lindsay was challenged to reboot of The Mechanic 1972, and she rose to the occasion! Listen now! Happy pride! notifirebootyoufirst.podbean.com/e/272-lindsa...
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272: Lindsay is CHALLENGED to Re-Gay These Hitmen [The Mechanic] | Not If I Reboot You First!
Discussion of suicide from 33:40 - 34:35. Lindsay has been challenged to take a fascinating, albeit dark, movie from 1972 - not 2011, we don't care about Jason Statham playing Jason Statham. No, the m...
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Do I have unfinished business?...OH! I totally forgot to post about the latest episode! Tanner was Challenged to reboot Ghost from 1990! Can anyone live up to Swayze? Absolutely not. So how'd they solve this? Listen and find out!
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271: Tanner is CHALLENGED to Outrun the Shadow Beings [Ghost] | Not If I Reboot You First!
Is Ghost too good to reboot? Can anyone fill Swayze's shoes? Can the story be expanded on without getting too lost in the potential worldbuilding? You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lind...
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ICYMI, our latest podcast episode had Lindsay discussing the 2010's spy thriller SALT and trying to update it (and the Spy genre in genera) to modern times. Our next episode sees her challenging me to remake GHOST. And it certainly was a challenge!
A poster for the film SALT (2010). Angelina Jolie stands in front of and the right side of a blurred yellow background, looking to her left pensively. On the left side of the image is the tagline "WHO IS SALT?"
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
New episode is live! Lindsay was Salty about Salt (2010) and gave it a big overhaul to modernize. She also took a joke I made and decided to make it 100% canon in her pitch, tonal whiplash be damned. Take a listen!
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270: Lindsay's Got Beef with Certain Agencies [Salt] | Not If I Reboot You First!
Guys, we gotta stop putting politics in spy thrillers. Or take them out. Either way, Tanner's getting really baffled at how no one's doing background checks. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIR...
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you haven't listened to Tanner's full re-working of Practical Magic into a miniseries that takes a closer look at love spells and true crime podcasters, now's a great time! And next week, Lindsay will be taking on the 2010's spy thriller Salt! Who is she, anyway?
A scene from the film Practical Magic. Sisters Gilly (Nicole Kidman) and Sally (Sandra Bullock) stand over the body of Jimmy Angelov (Goran Visnjic) as they work a spell to resurrect him. There are lit candles scattered around the kitchen, and Jimmy has a pentagram drawn on his chest with whipped cream.A poster for the movie Salt (2010) starring Angelina Jolie. She stares at the viewer while the word "SALT" is superimposed over her face, and superimposed over that is the phrase "Who Is Salt?"
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Donate real money to Advocates to Trans Equality and you can give me fake money and also purchase a guest spot on this podcast like @fourwholemoons.bsky.social.
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Bear @fabbybear.itch.io · 18/05/2026
Well we just had to take one of our cats to the vet, they are transferring her to emergency care, it will be over $1200 We are scared, and both unemployed Please help and share
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You put the reboot in the podcast and you drink it all up... Tanner liked most of Practical Magic but there are a few things that bugged them enough to make a podcast out of it, so here we are! Listen now to hear about love spells, pigeon sacrifice, and haunted margaritas.
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269: Tanner NEEDS This Child to Craft a Better Geas [Practical Magic] | Not If I Reboot You First!
Practical Magic is an amazing movie with only a few things that bug Tanner, but there's a sequel coming out this year and they thinks that's a TERRIBLE IDEA! So they're getting ahead of things by star...
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Bear @fabbybear.itch.io · 16/05/2026
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
ICYMI, last week was May the 4th! We wrapped up our Star Wars Sequel Reboot Trilogy! We don't have to talk about Star Wars again until we decide we have to talk about Star Wars again! I'm posting Caddyshack Wicket by @cwoodsart.bsky.social again because it's the gift that keeps on giving.
A drawing of Wicket Warrick from Star Wars. He's wearing a dark blue polo shirt similar to the one worn by Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack. He's standing on a golf course and looking towards the camera while declaring "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"
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Just Jay @melaninmagi.gameboys.gg · 04/05/2026
May 4th STAR WARS art post 🔵🔴🪐
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Also thank you to @cwoodsart.bsky.social for turning some truly preposterous jokes from this episode into images. #MayThe4th #MayTheFourth #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
An intentionally crude doodle of Kylo Ren from Star Wars wearing nothing but a pair of high-waisted pants. He's been recorded for Tik Tok and is holding his pant legs while a checklist is superimposed to his right. It lists lyrics from Ice Spice's "Big Guy":
- Big Guy
- Big Guy
- Big
- Big Guy
- Big Guy
- SpongeBob
- Big Guy
- Pants
- Okay
- SpongeBob
- Big Guy
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- OkayA drawing of Wicket Warrick from Star Wars. He's wearing a dark blue polo shirt similar to the one worn by Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack. He's standing on a golf course and looking towards the camera while declaring "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#MayThe4th is here again! Which means it's time for us to close out our sequel trilogy reboots with The Rise of Skywalker - if that is it's real name. We also discuss Jizz-Jatz fusion, beauty of Glupp Shitto, and the chunk with the door to the place. Listen to our latest podcast episode now!
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268: Tanner and Lindsay Gotta Yub Nub [The Rise of Skywalker] | Not If I Reboot You First!
May the 4th be with you! We've completely rebuilt Rise of Skywalker from the ground up, including the name! It's Rise of the Taral now! Did you know the Sith have a language? Anyway, we're done with S...
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TheAllergyGirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @theallergygrrl.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about mega man”
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Moonshot Podcast Network @moonshotpods.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
MOONTROPOLIS is coming! Mark your calendars! May 22 - 24th, the Moon Crew will be streaming competitions, races, game shows, a table read of Moonstruck (1987), and MORE at twitch.tv/moonshotnetwork to raise money for @transequality.bsky.social!
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In today's episode, Lindsay is gonna try and give a twenty-year-old Canadian animated series a fresh coat of paint. Class of the Titans (not Clash) got lost in Percy Jackson's shadow, but she believes it can be good if it has characters and a plot instead of a random Dark Phoenix arc. Check it out!
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267: Lindsay's New Greek Mythology Blorbo [Class of the Titans] | Not If I Reboot You First!
Remember that middle-grade story from 2005 about some teens descended from figures of Greek Mythology who had to team up to fight Cronus and other Greek monsters? Well there were two, and Canada's Cla...
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Not If I Reboot You First @niiryfpod.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In case you missed it, last week our special guest @fabbybear.itch.io taught us how to Warhammer and all about the world of Cadia. Oh boy, I hope nothing bad happens there. Next week, we're also headed back to school for Lindsay's pitch on Class of the Titans!
A cover for Warhammer 40,000: The Fall of Cadia, by Robert Rath. It shows a small group of soldiers with a few futurist pieces of armour and weaponry, standing in front of a backdrop of other soldiers and burning buildings.A cover of the Warhammer 40,000 short story Loyal to the End (and Imperial Knights Short Story by Thomas Parrott). It depicts a large mech with a hunched back, a chainsword on one arm, and a double-barrelled cannon in the other. It's painted black, red, and silver.
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Bear @fabbybear.itch.io · 05/04/2026
Hey u wanna hear me talk about wathammer 40k?
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