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Sam Evans

@samevans25.bsky.social
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Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Brit 🇬🇧 in NYC. I still have my British accent, please read all tweets in a British accent for full effect. Architect. he/him.

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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Summer is summering
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I would rather watch my own autopsy
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Leta McCollough Seletzky @letaseletzky.com · 24/03/2025
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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MattyMilbs @mattymilbs.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Happy Birthday to my favorite gay British architect 😘 @samevans25.bsky.social
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yosemite. My first national park but certainly not my last. #yosemite
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A lil Tuesday bloop from this weekend
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I think she missed me
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped. American voters:
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a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
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Katie Whittemore✊🏻💙 @katiewhittemore22.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌ This is a tough one I know but here are some other options! ✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com ✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com ✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙 Please SHARE‼️‼️ #fuckjeffbezos 🖕
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m just trying to read a GOD DAMN ARTICLE I HATE IT HERE
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Five years ago this week.
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Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the proposal represented a “realistic two-state solution,” Jared Kushner held a press conference Wednesday to make assurances that the administration’s Israel plan would reloc...
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Just canceled my NYTimes subscription. Time to support independent media.
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A masterpiece and a must see for my fellow Architects.
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Let’s - and I can’t stress this enough - fucking go
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Trading released and I pulled a Mew Ex?!? It’s a good Pokémon day #pokemontcgp
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you see this, post an anime you love #myheroacademia #mha #shoto
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a person is holding a fireball in their hand while standing in front of a crowd .
Alt: a person is holding a fireball in their hand while standing in front of a crowd . Shoto todoroki using his final fire and ice move
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
As best you can, ignore him.
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
What in all the AI is going on here. This ain’t Ronkonkoma station lmfao
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Currently in the last 100 pages of wind and truth. I’ve never read anything quite like this. I want to sprint to the end but also not continue reading because I want to savor the moment. #journeybeforedestination
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Nothing more tantalizing than waiting for your construction set to export, knowing that you’re done and just need to issue it and can then go home and finally finish Wind and Truth
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You'll be shocked to hear that Jill Stein has said not one word, posted nothing whatsoever on her Twitter or IG, about events in Syria or the fall of Assad. Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Got permanent retainers of at least 15 years taken out today. Thought I would be to keep them, turns out they just grinder the retainer out to dust lol
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My copy of Wind and Truth is t arriving until Monday so thank GOD I didn’t read the early chapters as I would’ve had to have bought a copy to read in the interim #windandtruth
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CONFLICT NEWS FELLA @warosintfella.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Someone is happy I’m back #cats
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Some fun pulls this week #pokemontcgp
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thankful to be back with my Sadie girl
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Mark D. Levine @marklevinenyc.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Please enjoy this animation of peak hour MTA subway service (by u/mtdfan)
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Get to post this cute lil guy for the rest of the year while his daddies are off on their honeymoon @mattymilbs.bsky.social @bbthorson.bsky.social
A black and white cat laying on a man’s stomach, sleeping very cutely with his eyes closed.
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sorry not sorry to my neighbors who have to hear me BELT the new Wicked Soundtrack
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ok BlueSky, let’s see those face cards
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Resting bitch face in full effect looking at a child
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Maybe I do want to go live in the woods off-the-grid after all………..
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Watched the first 4 episodes of DanDaDan last night and it was not what I was expecting (eating dongs) but was beautiful!
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Just been informed this is the birthday card one of extended family members got my Grandma on her 94th birthday. Welsh humor leaves me baffled yet again.
A joke birthday card depicting a group playing charades, the man currently acting out the clue has a sledgehammer raised and his flaccid cock out on a stool. The caption reads “Despite Eric’s best efforts, no-one guessed ‘Bangkok’”.
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
There are days when I love Revit and days when I loathe Revit. I just lost my entire mornings work due to Revit crashing while trying to draw a rectangle. Guess which type of day it is for me today.
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Kevin Bowling ✨ @kevycalves.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
me trying to find and connect with new people coming over from twitter
meme of Charles Xavier connecting with his X-Men from show X-Men ‘97 with a bunch of emojis on it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Some doodles after reading Earthsea inspired me last night. Feels nice to be creative again!
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
So, you just arrived from Twitter.
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a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .
ALT: a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
updated the meme for bluesky
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
It just deactivated my Twitter and it felt so good.
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Just realized ArticUNO ZapDOS MolTRES I feel like a moron. #pokemon #legendarybirds
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Sam Evans @samevans25.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Ok so Anora fucking slapped. I’m still thinking about it 4 hours after. Beautiful film #anora
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