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Brad Thorson

@bbthorson.bsky.social
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Call My Agent! The Movie was perfect. No notes.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Practical Magic for the first time and I'm just wondering how anyone watched this not high
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update: I still lift weights sometimes
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I initially thought the woman killed in the canal was Standish and I was ready to quit watching Slow Horses
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy anniversary @mattymilbs.bsky.social
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We got twistered at the Cyclones brunch, and now I need to go to sleep for 5 days
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Opened the US yesterday
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Great linkup. Longstaff makes that majority of the time. Keep it up boys! #lufc
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thought about posting that Stach looked off today. Thoughts rescinded.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trafford just earned £1M there #lufc
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Annoyed @leedsunited.com no longer posts here and that the app fka twitter makes you to login to save a picture. Here's your LUFC starting XI: James Trafford Jayden Bogle Joe Rodon Jaka Bijol Tarik Muharemovic James Justin Ethan Ampadu Anton Stach Brenden Aaronson Harry Wilson Dominic Calvert-Lewin
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#ALAW
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Jonah Hill Excited
ALT: Jonah Hill Excited
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Life's a beach" - Shakespeare w/ @mattymilbs.bsky.social
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Soldier Field looks absolutely abysmal, and my stream is not particularly high definition. #lufc
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
All Leeds Aren't We #alaw #lufc
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
NMECHA WITH THE WORLDY 🤣🤣🤣
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is Crystal City just hotels?
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Go wish @mattymilbs.bsky.social a happy birthday
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Picked things up and put them down
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Like 6 years ago, I wrote about how Netflix best move for ad revenue was to launch a Scroll-like ad network to extend their product integration deals across the open web.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is shockingly close to the colors in our home
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Look, I lifted weights again
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The world is healing
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tillman went to the Anton Stach school of scoring off free kicks.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We don't talk enough about how good cookies are
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I said "there's no way he can go left" and then was wrong #usa
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We are all Senegal (just turned the game on)
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm pretty certain that world cup teams have code words for the severity of injuries. I would. I'm just bummed we'll never learn what they are. In my mind, they are like Secret Service nicknames.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
DCL would have scored that
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
DCL would've scored that
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Working on my thickness
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#USA and frozen pain killers w/ @mattymilbs.bsky.social and gerg
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I try not to blame Arsenal for everything, but all corners are terrible and we should figure out something else.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gay men in Brooklyn are (re)claiming the grunge scene, one rave at a time
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A group of friends have decided when "it" happens, we're going to turn off our phones and head to an agreed upon location. Last one there covers the tab. New York is going to be wild. It will be like a modern day version of The Warriors.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Late to this one, but the Dry Spell music video is 10x hornier than the song alone.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
International football isn't the most put together, but Poch has our boys looking like they are having fun
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
USA! (sans the GOP)
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We need more new countries. I'm tired of waiting for the first dubstep national anthem.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
There's only ever one person in a relationship who knows the right way to load the dishwasher.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
There is a throughline that connects waning rage bait publishers, the [brief] ascendency of clippers, and weak product leadership (particularly at Meta and TikTok). Attention = ad revenue is still working, as Meta prints money, but we can all feel the end of an era. Good riddance to Shapiro.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but this Hegseth guy might not be on the up and up
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This sent me
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yesterday was pretty monumental. Finally hit 1,000 NYT crossword completions in a row. I completed my first one on Nov 14, 2017 and it's been my most frequent hobby since then (I've done 23 years of their crosswords since). Here's to 1,000 more days 🤞🤞🤞
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
More gym flexing.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Dunston Checks Out
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hull isn't starting Joffy, so it's a no brainer to root for the Middlesbrough Fighting Aylings. Let's go Bill!
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Spiderman on Broadway suffered a fractured skull, broken ribs, internal bleeding, concussion, herniated discs, and severe leg injuries so that Lost Boys could soar.
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Brad Thorson @bbthorson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I lift weights from time to time. Please clap.
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