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OK MACHO SATAN

@samansucks.bsky.social
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Butterface from the dark beneath. 37, she/her, A Homosexual. American university/adult EAL instructor in Toronto (likely permanently). I love horror shit, nerd shit, and gay shit. Filthy lefty type. Certified wife guy.

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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm mad that I have to know anything about what Harry Potter fandom is up to for any reason in the year 2026. Get that shit out of my face oh my god.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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やす うらやか @15delicious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kinda really sad about this specific one, I liked him a lot. He was one of my favorite video essayists. I have this feeling more and more often lately that there's no such thing as a trustworthy man. I know that's not true, but it's not as far from true as I'd prefer.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My beer and phone are almost identical
Beer can next to phone case, both with very similar light pink patterns of creatures (can has medieval bestiary-style illustrations, phone has birds and butterflies)
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still can't believe I'm teaching Canadian Studies this term lmao. I guess it's better than when I was teaching citizenship a year into being here. At least with this one the focus is more on language skills despite the course title.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Not In Our Name (NION) Women @nionwomen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You don't have to be an activist or an expert on trans issues to know that exclusion doesn't speak for you. More than 110,000 women have already signed our letter because they want another voice to be heard: one of fairness, compassion and solidarity with the trans+ community. notinourname.org.uk
Two middle-aged women hug and smile. The quote says

“We need to join together to show that 'gender critical' anti-trans lobbyists do not speak for the majority."

#WhyWeSigned
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This shelf (as well as its neighboring shelf) was already at 100% capacity when we decided to add in a book nook.
Picture of an overly full shelf of books with a book nook inserted into it, books stacked on top of the row to make way for it.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My wife and I just started watching Madoka together for the first time (for both of us) and we're both like I have no idea how I haven't watched this before now
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh, I might move to Kyoto for a year next year? My wife has some colleagues there and there's a possibility of a sabbatical year in the cards. I'll get excited about it properly if it gets confirmed. I've really missed living in Japan, I think it'd be great to be there again but for a shorter time.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 05/09/2026
yuri titles are always like "You Smell Nice Today"
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I took the 122-question version of this (mydialect.us) and the funny thing is that I'm from southern Indiana, but my wife is from Reno (and later San Francisco). Guess she's influenced me a bit.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's my wife's birthday and she's still sick. We spent 6 hours yesterday in the hospital and not a lot was accomplished. It's been two weeks this time, and she was quite sick a few months ago too. Freaks me out a bit, I gotta admit.
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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Sasha Tudvaseva @tudvaseva.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lil study practice with mixer brushes. Wanted to capture this diabolical facial expression of his.Pretty challenging! Also, I never use such a small resolution....i regret everything #interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #armand
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 25/08/2026
[explaining roko's basilisk to an american] imagine a denied health insurance claim
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Mark Robertson @markrobbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Monsoonal and Full Moonal 🌕🪶
A yellow disk of a moon rising through sherbet pink and violet clouds like gauzy shrouds, wispy bare branches adorned with finches in the fore
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 03/09/2026
As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Forgot to brag about all the cute cats we saw near Hongluo Temple while wandering around looking for coffee after finishing our visit.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A very young brother and sister (3-4ish, probably) on the sidewalk in front of my house, to a snail on the street: "Aw, you look adorable." "That's my friend." "That's my friend, too." (to snail) "Aw, you're my friend." ...and so on, for the past minute or two.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 29/08/2026
Really feeling the need to point out that these people equate sex workers with animals.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I speak decent Japanese, it's my only real second language. I have also learned a bit of French and Mandarin. My wife is soooo much more impressed when I manage to get out a couple of words in one of those and be understood than she ever is when I do more complicated things in Japanese.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live 1. Waxahatchee 2. Sleigh Bells 3. Let’s Eat Grandma 4. Xiu Xiu 5. Otoboke Beaver 6. Haru Nemuri 7. Mass of the Fermenting Dregs 8. Pharmakon 9. Lady Gaga 10. NewS 1-3 in Philadelphia, 4-9 in Toronto, 9-10 in Tokyo (yes, Gaga in both)
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I feel like every time I return from a visit to a new country my coffee tastes change for a while. Most recent example is that I've drank nothing but sparkling iced Americanos since returning from China.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
trying to add "no bilingual packaging" to a trade deal with Canada at the 11th hour is hilarious, it's like trying to add "and ban handguns" to the US side of the agreement
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cee @cee.wtf · 14/08/2026
im never leaving seattle
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My college friends when I moved to Chicago lol
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Time for a 12 hour ceremony lol
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My dad is a musician and my mom was for a time as well. They were always very anti-80s music despite growing up in the 80s, so I only heard blues and classic rock music during most of my youth. I kinda assumed they must be objectively right about music. Most of my favorite music is 80s now.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just bought The Red Sacrament and I'm so excited to read it on my way to China. I couldn't help starting it so I read the first chapter as a preview. I think I'm really going to enjoy it if the first chapter is any indication.
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Who would've thought? It's much harder to maintain my good exercise habits when I'm depressed. Shocking and totally unexpected.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/02/2026
drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I haven't really mentioned it much, but I'm headed to China on Thursday (wife work stuff). I'm so excited! Gonna have to start researching fun stuff to do in our area soon.
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harurushi 🌱 @harurushi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In the mood for love #上伊那ぼたん
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
www.amnesty.org.uk/contact-us/ hope they get lots of feedback on this awful choice!
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If you would like to get in touch please fill our the form below and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
my blood boiled to read this. so I went and found this contact form www.amnesty.org.uk/contact-us/ and immediately told them what I think. recommend you do, too
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i think it's important for people to remember that puberty blockers *were* the "moderate, compromise" position.
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Actually | DO think twelve year olds should get hrt. That's the normal age to start puberty. so why does it have to be different for trans kids?
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
2026
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love when an insult like "Bloodless Quant" really lands and you can almost feel the reverberations in the psychosphere
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
a rapist was arrested. and best of all, he was wearing purple. fucking fggt haha. he'd hate that i said that, btw, so it's okay that i did. what a bottom, lmao. tight shirt wearing power bottom rapist haha
crude drawing of guy with glasses and a pointy finger arm bulge thing saying "a rapist was arrested. and best of all, he was wearing purple. fucking faggot haha. he'd hate that i said that, btw, so it's okay that i did. what a bottom, lmao. tight shirt wearing power bottom rapist haha"
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Harkthorn @harkthorn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sometimes it's worth it to force yourself outside even when you're running on under three hours sleep for multiple days in a row and you're angry and pessimistic about everything, because you'll come across things like a sleeping bee on top of a flower and things won't seem so bad after #bugSky
A photo of a bee sleeping on top of a closed purple flower, with an ant on the petals almost touching the back leg of the bee
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looking inside the last (and 3rd contemporaneously, I was 14/15 when this came out and 12/13 when Blood and Gold came out) VC novel I read and remembering how mad I was that my mom wouldn't let me go to the library and check it out. These books were my LIFE ages 12-16. Anyway, cute note.
'No! You may not check out any books, I've already bought it!! DUH

Love MomBlood Canticle by Anne Rice, released in 2003. My 15th birthday present.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've caught the Devil's Minion bug recently in a way I never did when I read the VC novels. Something about Eric Bogosian and Assad Zaman, I guess.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti
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🗣️ SISTERS 🗣️ For ✨ 40% OFF ✨, you can get our Peabody award-winning game 1000xRESIST, which has: ✨ a generations-spanning sci-fi story ✨ incredible levels of matricide ✨ women committing crimes (both gay and not) Get it before the sale ends tomorrow! s.team/a/1675830/
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OK MACHO SATAN @samansucks.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Reposting this again because I've been feeling more confidence about my teaching than usual this month. I couldn't figure out why at first, but I think it's because the last time I taught I had to collaborate with a coworker who used AI and did a terrible job. Sounds mean, but it's true.
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