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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2025

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

im sick of doing anatomical drawings of worms

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

WHEN WILL I GET A TWINK BOY THAT I CAN CALL A LOSER

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

i dont wanna work i wanna get boinkered off the sploinky

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Ashley @netangelyuri.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

if valve ever releases half life 3 it should be called half life 4 so half life 3 never happens

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

if im playing a board game with you and you forget its your turn i will kill you with hammers

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

if i dont get a pawjob for christmas im ending it all

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

PLEASE release privated accounts already!!!! i need my private 18+ account so i can finally move out of twitter permanently

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO GET DARK AT FOUR INT THE FUCKING AFTERNOON

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

i should really stop dislocating my shoulder

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I DONT WANT FEET FETISH ART BLUESKY, PLEASE STOP

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

my head hurts. eating denny's will fix it

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

pro tip dont dislocte you arm it really hurts and it keeps hurting

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

>11: lmao funny animal 12-15: reddit snob 16<: lol funny animal

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gab-o-lantern_ Comms open @bunbungabby.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Man if only I could texture my model The brilliant UV unwrap:

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Me to other people: yea im in STEM 😏 me to myself: yea im in stem ☹️

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

thank god i dislocated my left shoulder instead of my right. god knows what id do if i wasn't able to jerk off

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

at the hospital, straight up fixing it, and by it.. heh.... lets just say, a dislocated shoulder

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

some pple just dont give a shit. 10:40 pm and you talking loudly in the hall SHUT THE FUCK UP

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I DONT WANNA BE 20!!!! THATS STARTING TO SOUND SERIOUS

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

top 10 simpsons moments 10. homer in space 9. bart prank calls moe 8. grandpa simpson falls asleep 7. bart and lisa 6. steamed food 5. cashier scans maggie at register 4. skateboarding bart 3. the simpsons on dvd 2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment 1. mr. burn

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

i have really long hands so when someone flips me off i find it funny how tiny their fingers are

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

sometimes your balls just be hurting and u gotta accept it. stay safe out there

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

favourite food: skin from the inside of my mouth

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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Simpler times. Newspaper clipping from 1906.

A newspaper clipping from 1906 that reads: "Noisy, Hungry Frogs Sadden Farmer's Life. They scare his cattle and they also eat his flannel shirt."

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

is bloodlust necessarily a bad thing

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

just edited wikipedia. this is what god must feel like

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

this is bullshit i have to wake up at 8 am on a saturday for a fucking exam

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

headphones broke on one ear, and when i tried listening to the beatles i was confused why a bunch of songs was just like a bunch of bell sounds with faint guitar as a bonus

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

saw this awn thought id give it a try and now im sad

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Moon @moonocababa.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes

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woot000 @woot000.com · 11/11/2024

Are you serious? Are you for fucking real right now? Nintendo... announced... a HOT DOG... before the Nintendo Switch 2? Holy fucking shit, I didn't think they could sink so low! I can't fucking believe this! Well, screw you Nintendo! THIS is what I think of you!

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

charlie day is like, top 1 white boy ever

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saltycake.bsky.social @saltycake.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

5 hours to finish 2 assignments ive had 14 days to complete 💪

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