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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sometimes in the middle of eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands I ask myself “Did I just run a red light?”

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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Yes YES The tiger is out

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

after 5 years assimilating, i am officially a resident of london (had my phone snatched by someone on a moped)

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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 07/06/2026

i realized midway through typing it out that describing the baseline color of the egg using a different term would be annoyingly tautological. we really did nail it with “eggshell” tbh. shells of eggs do be that color.

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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 04/06/2026

beloved and admired

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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 04/06/2026

barbican, my beloved london • june 2026

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 01/06/2026

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

beaver-engineered dam in the czech republic en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver-...

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Beaver-engineered dam in the Czech Republic - Wikipedia

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oliver @eikopf.com · 21/05/2026

toddler screaming I DON’T WANT TO WRITE IT IN THE MARGIN IT’S TOO SMALL TO CONTAIN THE PROOF

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

uniqlo has a personal vendetta against me where they keep discontinuing colors and styles and entire product lines specifically to smite me

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

til delta owns an oil refinery

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

it continues to be an absolute nightmare buying shoes with an average daily step count of 27k

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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I can confirm that the ward that contains Mr Cod in Reading continues to vote Green.

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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 12/04/2026

fully withdrawing my objection after i think about what an election with “john american” on it would look like. and then downloading name change forms

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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 11/04/2026

Cite the deep magic to me. Our academic integrity standards require all references to existing work to be cited. Please do not force me to report you for plagiarism, it is not fun for anyone.

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mimi 🐑 pixel artist @yumemimir.art · 09/04/2026

for the longest time i genuinely did not consider audiobooks as a legitimate form of consuming books. but then i remembered that before formal writing systems all stories were shared orally. if anything, audiobooks are the more ancient human form in some ways.

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i am 40 fish all hungry for meat @carbidecarbon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

they really said "they should have sent a poet"

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

learning that if your name sounds like a title of nobility, such as “prince”, the passport office may put an observation in your passport clarifying that it is simply your name and not your title

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

sudden and insatiable urge to move the bench from the courtyard into my apartment

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

@xres0.bsky.social rest in peace, the world is so much worse without you 😔

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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

i think it's neat that this 130 year old grease pencil line is dead level. it was underneath: kitchen tiles, plasterboard, gypsum plaster, wallpaper, and two layers of lime plaster. the line marked out where some shelves used to be. i am going to put shelves there again. it's neat to reuse the mark

this is an extremely pockmarked lime plaster roughcoat on a wall that has been stripped back by yours truly, and in doing so various chunks have fallen out. a thick black line runs across the middle, patchy with being uncovered through directed acts of violence. across the mark is a bright green laser line, from a modern self-levelling laser level. it's dead on, right down the middle of the black line. i am enjoying the contrast in age and technology, both with the same result. this is great

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Your reminder that John Cena holds the record for granting the most wishes for the Make-a-Wish Foundation by a considerable margin.

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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

update: still absolutely full of meows

a stripey gray cat half a second after jumping onto the bed, already meowing

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

thinking abt the meowmaxxed cat

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

lufthansa emailed me to celebrate their 100 years anniversary and i do not think they should be celebrating that

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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert · 08/01/2026

I have written self-tests for the Python test generator and added tests to the Go tests. Folks, I can confirm we got all the edge cases! 💥 🥳 Thank you so much to everyone who contributed to the > 8,500(!) cores. I would like to credit you, so either reply or DM me your name/handle, if you'd like.

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det-keygen: add RSA deterministic key generation by FiloSottile · Pull Request #197 · C2SP/C2SP

Community Cryptography Specification Project. Contribute to C2SP/C2SP development by creating an account on GitHub.

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✨ saleem ✨ @saleem.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

10 months ago, i visited an IKEA Malmö, leaving me deeply troubled that i’d been to *an* IKEA in Sweden, but not *the* IKEA in Sweden so i checked into the IKEA Hotell in Älmhult, visited the IKEA Museum (where the first store was) and the new store i have now completed IKEA and i can rest at last

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