Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 6h'Doomed brand badly misunderstands its appeal, throws away money.' 131
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No, I am pretty sure we're paying Vladdy to CONTINUE to be good, and not for what he has already done. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I do wonder whether the "brad" in Brad Bradbrad is short for "Bradbrad." Bradbrad Bradbrad will never be mayor. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tonight's late great movie is, appropriately, The Man With Two Brains, featuring Steve Martin bullying a girl scout. 010
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I held a baby bird today, moving it off the sidewalk. Existence is so easy. You're everything all at once. A leaf falls and you feel sad for it because it's you. You're the ripples in the lake and your annoying co-worker. You're everything always. It's not ever more complicated than that. 230
Reposted by Jordan St.JohnCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor 8354211205
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me the moment I found out Canada could be an associate member of the EU.static.klipy.comThree Musketeers: Rochefort, Smelly Cheese?ALT: Three Musketeers: Rochefort, Smelly Cheese? 130
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Kenneth Branagh on Hot Ones. And in Tonight's Main Event, Laurence Olivier and Brian Blessed take on the Acolyte Protection Agency. 010
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Periodic fit of housecleaning has led to, "What if I just threw out everything that sucks?" Oh my yes.static.klipy.comToast Of London: Matt Berry's Iconic 'Yes!'ALT: Toast Of London: Matt Berry's Iconic 'Yes!' 040
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Goddamn, man. Old school rap guys are always right. 020
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Beauregard the Janitor saves the day once again. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was thinking about hunting 51% of the world's ducks. You know. Murder most fowl. 021
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Houthis are makin' Ted Lawrence look like a slowpoke. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Came up with one while I was in the token booth. Use it as you will: The kind of asshole who'd cheat at solitaire. 120
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm often amazed by how far a little gentle wit and politesse will take you. I shouldn't be, because the track record is established, but here we are. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't mean to say things are going badly socially, but the ads on the subway suggest you have insomnia, your children can't read, you want to quit crystal meth, you may want to manage your diabetes, you have options when it comes to HIV meds, and also just for laughs is in town. 340
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Celebrating the birthday with Diary of a Local Beer Man, brought to you today by Left Field Brewery, C'est What, Ken Woods, Pitbulls, and the Human Suplex Machine. saintjohnswort.ca/diary-of-a-l...saintjohnswort.caDiary of a Local Beer Man - September 6th - St. John's WortSunday, August 30th Although this was going to be a day off, in practice, it has resulted in shifts in two booths. I had been entertaining myself by talking about Yorkshire Burrito on Instagram and J... 010
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Herewith, the lastest ramblings of your Local Beer Man with thoughts on the nature of the festival environment, Stuttgartians, musings on the morality of Carneydom, Butter Chicken Everything, and of course, TOOOKENS! saintjohnswort.ca/diary-of-a-l...saintjohnswort.caDiary of a Local Beer Man - August 28th, 2026 - St. John's WortSaturday, August 22nd It’s a hell of a thing going from working in management for a government department to working as a Carney at the CNE. The first day is always a matter of hurry up and wait, so a... 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Renaming a lake because you didn't get your way immediately is the kind of loser shit a loser would do. 120
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm not a big Doug Ford fan. Wouldn't vote for him. But he's had Trump's number since day one and has acted consistently since. You laugh at dictators. It's why Ukraine has a Comedian in charge and Iran keeps taunting him. 131
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The return of Diary of A Local Beer Man. This week: actual employment, a new book, Korean boy bands and screaming RUSH fans descend upon the city. saintjohnswort.ca/diary-of-a-l...saintjohnswort.caDiary of A Local Beer Man - August 21, 2026 - St. John's WortFriday, August 14th The strange part about being a government employee is that you’re not really meant to talk about it. You’re oathed in for life and I’m never quite sure whether it’s simply that I’m... 120
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Jsj banter. Carney edition Patron: what was your favourite part of the evening. Jsj: oh the tedium i think Patron: what's that? Jsj: it's like boredom but fancier. 010
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I don't know why the algorithm decided that my feed should just be weird nerds negging goth chicks, but I sort of wish we could go back to the talking border collie. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Jsj banter: cne edition Strange woman I have never met before: "hey do you remember when we met a couple of weeks ago?" Jsj: 'i don't recall, and I'm sure I would. Are you sure it was me? There are a lot of doughy white guys around.' Swihnmb: 'you have a very recognizable face!' Jsj: Thanks 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh, I get it now. Kale chips are seaweed laver for the landbound. 010
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Prediction: Trump will go back to the well of threatening his allies in order to get what he wants and it will blow up CUSMA negotiations for the foreseeable future and he will cause the collapse of American agriculture simply because he is constitutionally incapable of shutting the fuck up. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"Yeah, I suck, but I got a streak going, so..." 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Now that he's juicin' the hairstyle with what might be a weave or a toupee, the stars have aligned for a prediction I made in 2015 in which there is a rose garden toupee incident. Actually, the rotors on marine one would probably do it. 110
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Updated the Linkedin with recent endeavors and sort of sit here going, "Well, shit, why ain't he rich?" 030
Reposted by Jordan St.JohnFlaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 04/08/2026TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social celebrates a high point of cinema, that Orson Welles frozen peas commercial. Welles has "no cause to give even a microscopic fraction of a fuck about how the finished product will turn out. He insists on integrity anyway." flaminghydra.com/a-celebratio...flaminghydra.comA Celebration of Orson Welles’s Frozen Pea Commercial OuttakesI never let a July pass me by without revisiting the infamous 1970 bootleg audio of Orson Welles attempting to record voiceover narration for advertisements for various foods, beginning with frozen pe... 1635787
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Why would you trad daulton varsho for a plate of spaghetti 130
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026350 foot knife cut. The cut is getting longer. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Yeah, also they won those weapons in a truth telling contest two planets over. 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm not saying that working 50-60 hour weeks has taken its toll, but I will say that it was 1:30 before I realized I had put my underwear on backwards. 020
Reposted by Jordan St.JohnMicah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026this is why keeping corruption out of government is not some sideshow, it’s fundamental to effective governance if you cannot trust the people in charge of public health because “they changed their story due to bribes” is a legitimate inference, that is a crisis all on its own 1734041205
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I don't want to announce Bar Volo got the Cask Days back up to 100. I want to circulate the info like McConaughey telling people there's a party at the moon tower. Alright Alright Alright 000
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026To be fair to the writers, there would have been enough this year without the explosive turbo shits. 000
Reposted by Jordan St.JohnJoshua Hind @joshuahind.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Everyone is reposting this, but I need a follow-up! WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE DUDES?!?!?!? 151
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Woke up with the lyrics 'Drove the night toward my home the place that I was born on the lakeside. As daylight broke, I saw the earth, the trees had burned down to the ground.' Everything smells like a sauna and going outside is a terrible idea. 100
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Sometimes I think of Tweeter. Sometimes I think of Jan. Sometimes I don't think bout nothing 'cept the Monkey Man. 230
Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Man, this had better not take out State of Decay 3 010
Reposted by Jordan St.JohnMatt Steinglass @mattsteinglass.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful 18478822284