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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Beer exists. According to untappd, beer is rated 3.56

Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey @brianstack153.bsky.social, I'm watching a compilation and I have to ask about the Men Without Hats Conversation Channel. I'm assuming someone had an FM channel on in the office and that ran in the background for four days before it got pitched?

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is October. I am going to need it to stop feeling like 28 degrees celsius out there. Everything is sticky and this is bullshit.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

'Doomed brand badly misunderstands its appeal, throws away money.'

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'll have you know I'm a palaverer you gas bag.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Shawn, I'm going to tell you this because it sticks in my mind. I was walking downtown and was barrelled off the sidewalk by a group of hipsters with an orange rent a bike late one night. All I heard as they passed me, leaving me lying in the gutter was all vocal fry: "Perfect Beach Daaaaay...."

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That guy told me to roll stuff up in a ball.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No, I am pretty sure we're paying Vladdy to CONTINUE to be good, and not for what he has already done.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One time ten dollar charge. Keeps the riffraff out.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I do wonder whether the "brad" in Brad Bradbrad is short for "Bradbrad." Bradbrad Bradbrad will never be mayor.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dear Lars Please send me sixteen bucks. The internet.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Legitimately all of the colleges are now suffering for that brief window of profit.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Also, Red Sovine would just be a predator.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tonight's late great movie is, appropriately, The Man With Two Brains, featuring Steve Martin bullying a girl scout.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Somewhere, Steve Martin is vindicated.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ed Sheeran really is a gormless wazzock.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Now that's a possibility. Specially in Toronto.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Probably not. I have to imagine the fact we've taken an interest in ecosystems would result in catastrophic failure in absentia. Pandas gone in a couple months. Many bird species fucked. Bison possibly fine? Manatees left to get on with it. Swings and roundabouts, I think.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I held a baby bird today, moving it off the sidewalk. Existence is so easy. You're everything all at once. A leaf falls and you feel sad for it because it's you. You're the ripples in the lake and your annoying co-worker. You're everything always. It's not ever more complicated than that.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Now we are prepared to resist you.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pally, 19.5 is a hell of a run. Mine is 12 and ate a bounce sheet out of the garbage yesterday. These are missiles of self destruction powered by sleep and cuddles and treats. You have done what you can.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The fact he's doing it from inside a well is really impressive.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kenneth Branagh on Hot Ones. And in Tonight's Main Event, Laurence Olivier and Brian Blessed take on the Acolyte Protection Agency.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Counterpoint: He was vicious. He hit you with a flower. He hit you every hour. Oh baby, he was vicious.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Goddamn, man. Old school rap guys are always right.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It must actually be difficult. Those games are a reflection of the time they get made in and the world as it exists. GTA doesn't work in a small town. Ain't nothin' worth stealing.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Beauregard the Janitor saves the day once again.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was thinking about hunting 51% of the world's ducks. You know. Murder most fowl.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Houthis are makin' Ted Lawrence look like a slowpoke.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Came up with one while I was in the token booth. Use it as you will: The kind of asshole who'd cheat at solitaire.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm often amazed by how far a little gentle wit and politesse will take you. I shouldn't be, because the track record is established, but here we are.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Idiot continues to lie about bullshit."

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ah. Mulaney has been cancelled.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It never rains around here. It just comes pouring down.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don't mean to say things are going badly socially, but the ads on the subway suggest you have insomnia, your children can't read, you want to quit crystal meth, you may want to manage your diabetes, you have options when it comes to HIV meds, and also just for laughs is in town.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I have turned into a Peter Ustinov style man by dint of having been forced to make a living entertaining groups of people. The content was always there, but the style took a decade.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The equipment is expensive enough that you might centralize it, especially with a distillation system. Probably larger companies were already doing it. Imagine the idea that the victims of this trade war are somehow from Hokkaido

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When you consider how much skill, talent, and information you need to have developed in order to, for instance, stand on a stage and pair music and beer for a thousand people, you sort of have to wonder whether people think you're just styling it out? Like, you don't get to do that without effort.

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Jordan St.John @saintsgambit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Jordon John approves this message.

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