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Kate Malmon

@saintkate.bsky.social
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I don’t know anything and I’m terrible at keeping secrets. Book evangelist

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 13h
Current* conditions near Sheboygan, WI:
Rotating view from the Lighthouse Landbridge overlooking Sheboygan Beach and Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-06 11:36:13 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@visitsheboygan920 // Current Temp in Sheboygan: 69 F | 20 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: SSW at 14 mph | 22 kph // Humidity: 56%
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Alan Page Playing the Sousaphone Day* to those that celebrate! *AKA Twin Cities Marathon Day
Alan Page standing on the sidewalk playing a sousaphone cheering on Twin Cities Marathon runners
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I realized I a lot like several NBA players: Dante DiVincenzo & I are redheads with 2026 Achilles injuries Muggsy Bogues & I are 5’3” Kareem Abdul Jabar & I needed to get out of Wisconsin. However, if I ever tried running down a basketball court dribbling, I would bounce it off my foot into my face.
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Sam Dekker's Epic Basketball Fail
ALT: Sam Dekker's Epic Basketball Fail
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What’s your sign?
A sign on a barn that states, “Eat ice cream for daily happiness”
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We have gone many places and seen many things, and there is no one else I want by my side other than @dmalmon.bsky.social Happy 26th anniversary, Smalls.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Home
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Same, Steve. Same
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
QUICK! WHAT DO I DO NEXT? I’M RUNNING OUT OF FRUIT TO THROW AT THE GROCERY STORE SECURITY GUARDS
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The first car I drove Also the car I was driving when I was rear ended by a semi truck
Red 1998 Delta 88
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Rob D. Smith @robdsmith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Daniel Brown's cousin Jayla has a big favor to ask him. How would you like to rob the cock-fighting world championship with me? More pulp in this novel than a fresh-squeezed orange. From @shotgunhoney.com shotgunhoney.com/books/catalo...
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Good-Looking Ugly by Rob D. Smith
Daniel Brown was born with the face only a mother could love and his mother couldn’t much stand to look at him either. This constant scrutiny of his looks brought out over-the-top physical acts of …
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
THREE HITMEN AND A BABY is here! Find it in most places books are sold! Tell your friends. Send a raven. Spread the word of Assassins Anonymous...
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yes. Hi. Hello. I could be a dog that sails the seas if I wanted to. But I don’t, so I’ll be sticking to dry land. Thank you.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Seeing this painting in person was a definite highlight of my trip to London with @dmalmon.bsky.social last year
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Mr. Metcher, 5th grade. He set me on my path to science: Math clicked. He brought in cow knuckles & eyes for us to dissect (he knew the local butcher). He called me “doctor” while I took apart a knuckle and made me realize that was a possibility (even though I never became one).
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Those clowns know what they did and they had it coming
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 30/05/2026
Current* conditions near Sheboygan, WI:
Rotating views from Blue Harbor Resort on the shores of Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-05-30 10:36:12 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@visitsheboygan920 // Current Temp in Sheboygan: 52 F | 11 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: ENE at 9 mph | 15 kph // Humidity: 87%
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Adios, walking boot! I don’t need you any longer. (Unless my ankle gets sore and then I’ll be back for you.)
Grey walking boot sitting on a rug with the sun setting behind it
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Look who’s back on the bike! It’s me. With my clunky boot. PT says this is okay.
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Yesterday I was explaining my crutches/walking boot situation to my massage therapist. She follows up with “Achilles tears are painful. I had it happen twice when I was a cage fighter. So I’m going to to have you start face down on the table.” She kinda buried the lede & left me with many questions.
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A torn Achilles tendon
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
There’s nothing like a sunrise over Lake Michigan
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Forever a favorite
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Accessibility The i and l series at the end gets me every time. I’ve been working on a project for 2 years focused on “accessibility” and I still can’t spell the damn word.
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif
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Pretty Pink Blane GIF
ALT: Pretty Pink Blane GIF
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sorry. This will have to wait until after my Achilles tendon heals.
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 23/04/2026
Current* conditions near Sheboygan, WI:
Rotating view from the Lighthouse Landbridge overlooking Sheboygan Beach and Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-04-23 15:36:13 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@visitsheboygan920 // Current Temp in Sheboygan: 64 F | 18 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: S at 10 mph | 16 kph // Humidity: 73%
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Cannot wait to read this! @jordanharper.bsky.social is without a doubt an Automatic Buy Author for me
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I see that not even one of them has turned into a pile of rocks or turned invisible or burst into flames or stretched out into a human parachute. Comics are a load of shit.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Everyone else has to look through photos to remind themselves of great holidays but the Artemis II crew just have to look up every night
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 07/04/2026
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
View looking SE from 2800 N Lake Shore Drive as the Chicago shoreline meets Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-04-07 11:06:04 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: 2800lsd.com // Current Temp in Chicago: 28 F | -2 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: NNE at 11 mph | 18 kph // Humidity: 54%
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated
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a man with a nbc logo on his shirt is sitting at a table
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Swapped out the big clunky black boot for this clunky cast with a wrap.
Right leg in a black stability bootRight ankle in a tan colored strap over a cast
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 22/03/2026
Current* conditions near Milwaukee, WI:
View looking north from Discovery World of the Milwaukee Art Museum and the shoreline of Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-03-22 16:06:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: wisn.com // Current Temp in Milwaukee: 36 F | 2 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NNE at 24 mph | 39 kph // Humidity: 75%
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What’s your sign?
Sign over a bush that reads “I am old and fragile please do not shake my branches”
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
At 49 years and 51 weeks old, I was called “athletic” for the first time ever. 💪🏻💪🏻
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 20/02/2026
Current* conditions near Sheboygan, WI:
Rotating views from Blue Harbor Resort on the shores of Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-02-20 19:36:12 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@visitsheboygan920 // Current Temp in Sheboygan: 34.12 F | 1.18 C // Precip: mist // Wind: WNW at 20.714 mph | 33.33 kph // Humidity: 91%
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 20/02/2026
Current* conditions near Sheboygan, WI:
Rotating view from the Lighthouse Landbridge overlooking Sheboygan Beach and Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-02-20 07:06:12 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@visitsheboygan920 // Current Temp in Sheboygan: 34.05 F | 1.14 C // Precip: snow // Wind: NE at 14.003 mph | 22.53 kph // Humidity: 95%
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My hometown (It looks much better with the lights on)
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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1792
Paddington In the Superbowl Halftime Show
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Took my first ever pickleball class today and managed to pull a calf muscle during the warm ups. Middle age is stupid.
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 01/02/2026
I’m donating all Feb royalties to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. SILENT CREEK and PIKE ISLAND are Kindle Monthly Deals this month so it’s a cheap way to help. 🖕🧊 GTFO
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daviss @daviss.org · 02/02/2026
With words echoed by Tom Morello on Friday at First Avenue, a banner on a fence reads "BROTHERS & SISTERS IT'S FUCKING FASCISM". Minneapolis February 2, 2026
BROTHERS & SISTERS IT'S FUCKING FASCISM
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is who runs this account
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Kate Malmon @saintkate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Happy birthday to my favorite person to go on adventures with, Dan! There’s no one else I want by my side as we explore the world.
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