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Dan Malmon

@dmalmon.bsky.social
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My Venn Diagram covers books, comics, sports, and donuts.

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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Simply the best @twinsbaseball.bsky.social jersey ever.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Revisiting this classic for the first time since middle school:
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Some days, you are Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake. Again. And again. And again. And again.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Time marches on, but the sentiment stays the same: Today I saw a Dave Mathew’s Band sticker on an Audi. A little voice inside my head said don’t look back, you can never look back. (It was a nice Audi, though.)
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Supergirl was GREAT. If you can’t get behind a film about a woman trying to save her dog, I really don’t know what to tell you.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
On the way to work this morning I was passed by a cherry red BMW two door convertible driven by a middle aged guy with the vanity plate BANGLE. You sir are no Suzanna Hoffs.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Way, WAY late to the party, but finally reading and enjoying the hell out of MANHUNTER from early aughts @dcoffical.bsky.social @marcandreyko.bsky.social and Jesus Saiz really made something special here. And this Quincy reference from #7 was just the icing on the cake:
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Share a 1970’s TV show you love 📺 Hart to Hart (1979) was a super fun mix of action and drama mixed with a healthy dose of charm from its magnetic cast.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The Legendary Pitmaster prepares to BBQ a feast… as soon as someone brings him his step stool.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Welp, that’s Monday taken care of.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Little green men from Mars would be singing “Everything has chains, absolutely nothing’s changed”
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ‘em!
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
@davewhite.bsky.social I assume you are on your way to the parade
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
When friends and family ask if you’ve read this yet, you owe it to yourself to see what the hubbub is about. Going in.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Never underestimate the calming power of an adult beverage on the deck, served in your favorite @twinsbaseball.bsky.social glass. Have a great weekend, everyone!
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Four twists/reveals/shock moments from comics that are burned into your brain. Don't overthink it. #comicsdna
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Name your fav non-DC or Marvel comic book movie.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The pug is a master of disguise. A chameleon. You will never find him unless he wants you to find him.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I saw this today at the Art Institute of Chicago. It stopped me dead in my tracks and now lives in my brain forever.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Timberwolves getting it done in game 1!
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Today has been a culinary journey, y’all:
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Even on cloudy day, Chicago looks amazing.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Even on cloudy day, Chicago looks amazing.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thursday night vinyl with the Replacements album I go back to the most often:
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Started a Hellboy deep-dive and it’s clearly the best decision I’ve made in a long time.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Sometimes, a guy just wants to see some dinosaurs.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The energy I am bringing into the new week
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Record Store Day became Record Store Weekend since @saintkate.bsky.social and I had to track down a copy of Prince: Live at Glam Slam. So thankful to live in a town with so many great independent record store. Special shoutout to Mill City Sound and Lucky Cat Records!
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Happy Record Store Day to all who celebrate!
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Presented without comment, as seen at a local grocery store this weekend. “Put Some Dan-O’s On It!”
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Sure, this is probably the most 80’s font and graphic design ever. But it’s also the most perfect font ever for the criminally under appreciated SPENSER: FOR HIRE tv show.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
“I hope everyone enjoyed the great weather today! Also, I know there are brats on the grill so you @-holes better give me one.” - Marlowe the pug, just now.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Sunday morning vinyl with a truly perfect album:
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Ouch.p
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Minnesota, sometimes you make it hard to love you.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
“That am common mistake”
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Happy Opening Day to all those who celebrate!
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
He falls asleep like this every night. It’s nothing but episodes of Full House every night.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
We are all Elvis, trying to get through a Monday with music.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Binging both BLACK CAT runs based on a trusted pal’s recommendation, and these two panels may just be the coolest two panels ever. Bravo, pjedmackay.bsky.social!
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
On the heated patio at The Howe, where the capital crime of “not putting the dog bowl down here faster” is currently happening. The Howe has an extensive dog menu, so Marlowe is enjoying his brunch of chicken and rice. @saintkate.bsky.social and I are just the dog taxi.
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Sunday morning vinyl! #KissArmy
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I do love a good documentary (S11 e22)
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cast yourself as a villain
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Why yes, I am enjoying the 24/7 Simpsons stream. Why do you ask?
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sunday morning vinyl
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Dan Malmon @dmalmon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Spending the weekend getting tips for my answering machine message
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