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Tony Wirt

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Bestselling author somehow || Repped by Abby Saul of The Lark Group || Not affiliated with the Tony Awards || Heynong Man

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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 17h
The Lynx still have no answer for Jonquel Jones.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 21h
Seriously guys what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Please remember this is all they hear and all they want to hear
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Imagine how dumb he'd feel if he weren't so dumb.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Congrats and Happy Pub Day @michellekubitz.bsky.social and @writelarrywrite.lawrenceallanwrites.com
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Jake Johnson @jakejohnsonmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blink and you might miss the truth. To be clear, I support no taxes on tips, overtime, and social security, as well as more tax cuts for working people. To read more about what I actually believe, go to jakejohnsonforcongress.com/priorities
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
First Michigan, now Schmitt. Hawkeyes helping tale down the worst of the worst.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 27/09/2026
I’m not worried about Miles. It’s her first playoff game. She’ll be fine. But Phee…she hasn’t looked right since she came back.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 27/09/2026
Hail to the Hawkeyes
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 26/09/2026
Rabid reaction and the complete lack of nuance is one of the worst things about social media.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 26/09/2026
Can you do that duct tape to the seat thing on someone watching videos at full volume sans AirPods on a flight? Asking for the guy in front of me.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 24/09/2026
No Tucker Carlsons redemption tour until everyone in the world has an opportunity to kick him square in the nuts.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 22/09/2026
Every one of them is just so painfully stupid.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 22/09/2026
GET OUT THOSE HORN-SHAPED BASKETS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 21/09/2026
White Republicans in a fucking nutshell...
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 21/09/2026
This isn’t over until we prosecute them all, including and especially the ones who sent them there.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 19/09/2026
A show show starring the Corn Kid and the Apparently Kid, and they ride around in a van solving mysteries. Theme song by the Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole girl.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
Today's #amwriting music - Hippo Campus because while I like a lot of their stuff I still say their first two EPs combine to one of the best pop albums of the last 20 years.
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
I'll say it again. If you want to know why having a Diverse Equitable and Inclusive workforce is a VERY GOOD business plan, check in with Converse today.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
If you saw Will Smith on the street and yelled "Yo Prince, what are you?" I bet he wouldn't respond with "I'm too damn hype". But I bet Jazz would. Definitely Ready Rock C or Charlie Mack.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 17/09/2026
Today's #amwriting music - Harvey Danger because I really want to live in the alternate timeline where the label drama doesn't happen and King James Version becomes a hit and they become the huge band they deserved to be.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 17/09/2026
Im the guest on Read Minnesota Books today! Listen. Also read Minnesota books!
readminnesotabooks.com
Read Minnesota Books | Substack
A literary podcast from the North Star State for readers and writers. Author interviews, book recommendations, and writing advice. Click to read Read Minnesota Books, by Deborah Copperud-Read MN Books...
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 16/09/2026
Yeah but I’m way funnier
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 16/09/2026
Wrote yesterday to Ziggy Stardust Bowie. Writing today to Thin White Duke Bowie. Hoping the words come much quicker due to the copious amounts of cocaine.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 16/09/2026
I'm 17k into this new thing and I'll tell ya, when I remember how to write this is gonna be good.
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jackie McMahon wrote an excellent 1930s historical mystery, THE CLOAK AND DAGGER CLUB. And for @screensleuthspod.bsky.social, she chose the perfect film: Robert Altman's GOSFORD PARK Check out the ep, debuting today: silverscreensleuths.riverside.com
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 15/09/2026
Not a surprise that grandbaby Manning thinks an AI video of his coach slapping Holly Rowe is funny. Some of us remember what Peyton did in the trainers room at UT.
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tomorrow on @screensleuthspod.bsky.social! Author of THE CLOAK AND DAGGER CLUB, Jackie McMahon, discusses the 2001 Robert Altman classic, GOSFORD PARK (and how in the 1930s, England was losing its goddamn mind) Find ways to subscribe (& back eps) here: silverscreensleuths.riverside.com
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 11/09/2026
I get how "Crazy Man Says Crazy Things" isn't much of a story. However, may I humbly suggest that "Crazy Man is President" is a REALLY big story and we should pay attention to that.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 08/09/2026
Every republican needs to be asked about Trump’s 9/11 lie. Do not let this slide.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 08/09/2026
I remember a time when lying about 9/11 would have LITERALLY been the worst thing you could do. For republicans especially. You’d be cancelled beyond cancelled.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Happy Labor Day!
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Donate $10 (or more!) to a food pantry, animal shelter or LGBTQA+ organization, and I'll hand-craft a beautiful, artisinal insult for your worst enemy.
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Maggie Simpson's Nemesis - My Nemisis Meme
ALT: Maggie Simpson's Nemesis - My Nemisis Meme
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 04/09/2026
I just saw a woman drop a full box of Peachies Doughnuts and she stood there staring then turned into dust.
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Curtis Ippolito @curtisippolito.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My new novel, Waves of Burden is only THREE bucks for the ebook. That is not a sale. That’s the regular price. Just thought you could use that piece of information…
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Waves of Burden
Drew Jones is trying to scrape a life together. A long-time resident of San Diego County's foster care system, distrust, shock, and danger are all he's ever known. Now married, with a contracting busi...
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 03/09/2026
When asked for comment, John Connor said, "That should do it."
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 03/09/2026
Hey Clippers fans…thats rough, but at least you didn’t do all that for JOE F’N SMITH!!!
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Devil Takes You Home is only $1.99 everywhere! I could tell you it won the Stoker and Shirley Jackson awards and was an Edgar, Locus, Dragon, and Goodreads finalist, but I won’t. Instead, I’ll share my favorite 1-star reviews! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09N... bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 02/09/2026
Is there any song that deserves the title of "Banger" more than Wolf Like Me by TV on the Radio?
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Michelle Kubitz (you can call me Shelley) @shelkubitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Out on Sept. 29, 2026 from Shotgun Honey - DAYDREAM BELIEVER: Crime Stories Inspired by the Songs of The Monkees! Co-editing this with Lawrence Allan has been a dream and we are so excited for these stories to get out into the world!
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 01/09/2026
I don’t need the plagiarism machine to advertise my books.
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Hans @hvs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Reminder: in MN we have early voting in addition to absentee. This means you go to a voting location and cast your ballot without it going through the mail. www.sos.mn.gov/elections-vo...
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Office of the State Of Minnesota Secretary of State
Office of the State Of Minnesota Secretary of State
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 28/08/2026
9 to 5 is now streaming on Hulu.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 28/08/2026
Having a diverse, equitable and inclusive management team would have almost certainly prevented Target and Calloway from shooting themselves in the dick.
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Racket @racketmn.com · 28/08/2026
Let's gooooooo:
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The Best, Worst, and Most Middling New Foods of the 2026 Minnesota State Fair - Racket
The return of our peerless, pitiless Scarf!, Shrug, Skip system.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I hope everyone outside Minnesota is prepared for the onslaught of State Fair content that's gonna hit the timeline tomorrow. Food on sticks. Political crop art. Butter heads. Giant pumpkins. COMING SOON.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 26/08/2026
OK Monkey Paw, let’s try it one more time…. 80 years old, was in Home Alone 2, AND has pooped his pants during a cabinet meeting.
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