Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my parents were watching The Exorcist on teevee and like a fool I snuck out of my room to surreptitiously listen (while not being able to see anything). Catastrophic error. 170
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tucker Carlson has the permanent face of a person trying and failing to figure out why the ketchup squeeze bottle label is upside down. 000
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there is a parallel universe in which matt damon had other commitments and so turned this project over to his best friend 110
Reposted by Saint Grobianhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If we are serious about a vengeance tour, every person who appeared in court, making this happen should lose their law license for good 502487550
Reposted by Saint Grobianmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness 425059888
Reposted by Saint Grobianandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026chick-fil-a cashier: good morning sir, what can i get you reacher: morning? that's interesting. judging by your breath and barely faded hand stamp you've been up all night. it's 10:15am so you know i'm here for breakfast, and you also know the only thing worth ordering is chick-n-minis. ten please. 0303
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“You guys are all writing books? Not about me right?” 010
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me riding the Thomas Tank Engine Rollercoaster for the first time as an adult 071
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026and which you were probably saving for breakfast 150
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026me whenever an opposition player tackles one of the 100m Liverpool players 160
Reposted by Saint GrobianThomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 02/09/2026tl;dr they’re supporting the Linux theme of a neonazi who wants to ethnically cleanse Europe with a million dollars 36515
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It’s not too late if Mike Pence has the courage 040
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Nonzero chance we’ll see reports soon that Liverpool are contemplating a bid for Daejon Love. It will be rejected. 120
Reposted by Saint GrobianJess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 25/08/2026there's not a lot of super rich people who really earned their wealth, and very few who used it to truly make the world better. as much as i love her music, it's that part that i've always loved the most about Dolly Parton 243971
Reposted by Saint Grobianpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I wrote about Drivepatreon.comDrive (2011) | Priscilla PageI’ve loved Drive since its release, but it’s really been creeping up on me lately. I caught it last year at the Academy Museum’s David Geffe 1834181
Reposted by Saint GrobianAda Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In the Renaissance people theorized, since the Aeneid is great, if you wrote poems made only of words & phrases from the Aeneid rearranged they should be great too, since a great source regurgitated should yield greatness. They produced NOTHING we still read. Thinking about that a lot lately. 542970825
Reposted by Saint Grobian404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:404media.coWe Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training FacilityWe placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. 15162283922
Reposted by Saint GrobianGrace Robertson 🏳️⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 16/08/2026Annual reminder that the Community Shield used to be called the Charity Shield, but so little money actually went to charity that the government told them to either start making serious contributions or change the name. So they changed the name. 3377120
Reposted by Saint GrobianKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026Meta is so unbelievably evil. They make a technology primarily designed to enable abuse, harassment and privacy violations, but also embed real disability aids. The tactic now is to use an entire community as human shields to defend against criticisms www.engadget.com/2236054/meta... 13038161424
Reposted by Saint Grobianandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026many people saw karoline leavitt as a vile perennially contentious hatred-spewing fascist enabler hired to fight with and degrade the press on the president's behalf, but she always answered my emails 4908
Reposted by Saint Grobianmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026it can happen again. it can and it will and it is and we’re going to stop it. 61863296
Reposted by Saint Grobian#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026*sighs as I exit the time machine* I'm here to stop a children's book. 13218470
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comOffice Space: Smashing the PrinterALT: Office Space: Smashing the Printer 010
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026pivoting away from calling these people weirdos continues to look like gross negligence 031
Reposted by Saint Grobianmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife. 1014915673
Reposted by Saint GrobianGabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The constitutional remedy for a federal judge who is found to have abused the authority of the state and concealed it before he was appointed is impeachment, removal, disqualification, a civil cause of action, and criminal prosecution. 4400109
Reposted by Saint GrobianHaydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I can’t imagine a more personally humiliating thing than to be Chotiner’d by Douthat. Astonishing. 401085186
Reposted by Saint GrobianGeorge Pearkes @peark.es · 21/07/2026A lady who copped a producer credit on 'Modern Dads', 'The People's Couch', and 'Restaurant Startup' thinks she's going to be swamped by "a protest" on the way to In-N-Out, so she drives WHAT now? 28702144
Reposted by Saint GrobianTragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026What James Pearce lacks in writing ability and journalistic integrity, he more than makes up for in his consistently naïve use of the term “beat off” 292
Reposted by Saint GrobianEJ_1892 @ej1892.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I enjoy how every day I find out a new dumbest, depraved decision 161
Reposted by Saint GrobianTired Jamie Lynn @jamielynnkitten.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Link to submit comment in the post below: 034
Saint Grobian @saintgrobian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026taking my german relatives to any thai restaurant 070
